NocturnalStalker -> RE: Post here and I will give my opinion of you. (5/5/2011 10:22:49 AM)
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@TreasureKY Well you're on the right track with that cleverely-guised assumption that every man and woman finds me irresistable so right away everybody knows you have intelligence. Now you may not know this, but I'm not a huge fan of Georgia! I find a lot of people there very mean-spirited and Cobb County has roughneck cops. Thankfully we have peacekeepers such as yourself to make even the most dreary pockets of the world shimmer with light! You get 7 plane tickets to go to Europe or another place of exceptional value on the NocturnalStalker Scale of Awesomeness. @PyroAquatic Right away you made no friends with me. I don't like that name. Pyro?! Aqua?! Fire and Water?! I don't know who you're trying to impress, buster, but it isn't flying with me! You might be a very nice person, but you need a make-over. You need to overhaul that name. It is holding you back, trust me. If you'd like, I could give you four viable names that would be socially acceptable. You get 4 forms to change your name on the NocturnalStalker Scale of Awesomeness. @VirginPotty You know what? I don't think you're a virgin at all! You probably seduce many men into thinking that and then when the moment comes you let come out some very flakey excuse! I've heard it all! "Oh, NocturnalStalker! My ex-boyfriend accidentally fell into my gaping, impure hole once!" "Oh NocturnalStalker! Your voice is so sexy that I lost it inadvertantly to my sex toy!" Hit the bricks, punk! You get 5 reincarnation opportunities to next time, NOT lose it on the NocturnalStalker Scale of Awesomeness. @Termyn8or I like you. I bet you didn't know that before today, but the signs are there; I do not hijack/de-rail your threads, I steer clear of you, and we don't get into scuffles. So you may wonder, why I do so? I think you're an eccentric person! The type that many people will think is criminally insane right now but will be revolutionary libertine in fifty years! Heralded as a legend of our times! You get 7 granite statues chiseled out to match your profile picture. Phone not included on the NocturnalStalker Scale of Awesomeness. @LaTigresse You started off as a bitch towards me, then evolved into an ally. It was like something out of a comic-book. If I was to compare you to anybody, it would be the Green Ranger. Remember him? He was a real rough jerk, but then he eventually became friends and even a lover to one. This is not to insinuate I am the Pink Ranger by any stretch. You get 7 hair extensions because I think you'd look better with long hair on the NocturnalStalker Scale of Awesomeness. Poise - You'll get your just desserts soon enough! Patience, my student.
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