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NocturnalStalker -> RE: New Title for NocturnalStalker (5/10/2011 5:09:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan He does occasionally, but he doesn't have a lot of body hair to begin with so it's not really necessary. Giggles Oh, don't mind me.

CalifChick -> RE: New Title for NocturnalStalker (5/10/2011 5:11:19 PM)
[img]http://www.pic4ever.com/images/25r30wi.gif[/img]

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: New Title for NocturnalStalker (5/10/2011 5:11:40 PM)
What can I say, I'm married to an elf. Glorious mane, very little body hair. I couldn't be happier.

LadyPact -> RE: New Title for NocturnalStalker (5/10/2011 5:13:28 PM)
Funny thing. The husband that won't let Me set him on fire has practically no chest hair. The sub who doesn't get a choice in the matter has to shave.

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: New Title for NocturnalStalker (5/10/2011 5:14:49 PM)
What? You mean you don't wax him yourself? And here I thought you were sadistic. [;)]

LadyPact -> RE: New Title for NocturnalStalker (5/10/2011 5:15:30 PM)
Nah. It messes up the artwork. ETA - Remind Me sometime to tell you the story of the wax play night where I forgot the knife.

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: New Title for NocturnalStalker (5/10/2011 5:17:19 PM)
There is that. E2A: YES PLEASE!

CalifChick -> RE: New Title for NocturnalStalker (5/10/2011 5:17:32 PM)
Here's another one: [img]http://www.pic4ever.com/images/funny.gif[/img]

FelineFae -> RE: New Title for NocturnalStalker (5/10/2011 5:32:37 PM)
i want to recruit a band of roller-derby hawties to play ground quidditch with NS as the golden snitch.

LadyPact -> RE: New Title for NocturnalStalker (5/10/2011 5:35:57 PM)
My thanks to the ever-helpful Cali!!! Syl, it was bad. The poor boy hadn't had a chance to shave due to the upcoming Christmas break. I figured, no biggie, right? I'd just get the hair off when removal time came. So, I'm playing along, having fun with My wax. There he was, all warm and mellow from the dreamy sensation he was getting. Just floating along. Time to take it off comes and I have No. Fucking. Knife. Now I've got him covered in wax with certain hairs embedded deep in wax and no way to get the stuff off. No edges of bare skin to work with. No places I could get My fingernails underneath. I couldn't even get a good pull on it from the sides. There was no yank and all of the hair comes out. More like yank, it didn't come off, try again, yank. Yank, yank, yank, oh, I think we made an inch of progress. I couldn't even rip it off the way you would a band-aid. Think of it like a full body band-aid with hair, but the band-aid isn't firm enough to have any stability against stuff with roots. How much do you want to bet that knife gets packing in My toy bag every flipping time after that incident?

fraterthor -> RE: New Title for NocturnalStalker (5/10/2011 5:40:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact My thanks to the ever-helpful Cali!!! Syl, it was bad. The poor boy hadn't had a chance to shave due to the upcoming Christmas break. I figured, no biggie, right? I'd just get the hair off when removal time came. So, I'm playing along, having fun with My wax. There he was, all warm and mellow from the dreamy sensation he was getting. Just floating along. Time to take it off comes and I have No. Fucking. Knife. Now I've got him covered in wax with certain hairs embedded deep in wax and no way to get the stuff off. No edges of bare skin to work with. No places I could get My fingernails underneath. I couldn't even get a good pull on it from the sides. There was no yank and all of the hair comes out. More like yank, it didn't come off, try again, yank. Yank, yank, yank, oh, I think we made an inch of progress. I couldn't even rip it off the way you would a band-aid. Think of it like a full body band-aid with hair, but the band-aid isn't firm enough to have any stability against stuff with roots. How much do you want to bet that knife gets packing in My toy bag every flipping time after that incident? As a very hairy man, my sympathies go out to him, I understand the enjoyment of pain, but OWWWWWWW

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: New Title for NocturnalStalker (5/10/2011 5:51:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact My thanks to the ever-helpful Cali!!! How much do you want to bet that knife gets packing in My toy bag every flipping time after that incident? [image]http://www.pic4ever.com/images/funny.gif[/image] That. Is. Awesome.

NocturnalStalker -> RE: New Title for NocturnalStalker (5/10/2011 5:53:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan What can I say, I'm married to an elf. Glorious mane, very little body hair. I couldn't be happier. He's three-feet-tall?

FelineFae -> RE: New Title for NocturnalStalker (5/10/2011 5:54:14 PM)
uh no... he makes me feel short.

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: New Title for NocturnalStalker (5/10/2011 5:55:23 PM)
Elf, not gnome. In Celtic mythology, the sidhe are tall.

NocturnalStalker -> RE: New Title for NocturnalStalker (5/10/2011 5:55:42 PM)
I wonder if he offers Rice Krispies too.

FelineFae -> RE: New Title for NocturnalStalker (5/10/2011 5:57:05 PM)
No, sharp pointy things and knots...

fraterthor -> RE: New Title for NocturnalStalker (5/10/2011 5:59:33 PM)
And what about the title of 'flairy godfather' for NS?

NocturnalStalker -> RE: New Title for NocturnalStalker (5/10/2011 6:02:17 PM)
Okay then since I am speaking to the loremasters here tell me this; what would I be?

0ldhen -> RE: New Title for NocturnalStalker (5/10/2011 6:03:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker Oh yeah! All doms have to be bald, and have tattoos, and belong to a motorcycle club! Oh man....did I scew up big time....I thought that rule stated "All submissives........."

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