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NocturnalStalker -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/19/2011 3:08:40 PM)
That's a lot of whipping and back abuse you're proposing there... Can I propose a role switch? =D

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/19/2011 3:16:08 PM)
No.

NocturnalStalker -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/19/2011 3:20:16 PM)
But I don't like pain. I'm allergic to it, actually!

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/19/2011 3:24:39 PM)
So much the better. I'm a sadist, remember? The less you enjoy it, the more I do.

NocturnalStalker -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/19/2011 3:26:12 PM)
Okay, okay, you know what? It's obvious you hate me! Now I wanna know why! Why do you want to hurt me so?

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/19/2011 3:36:11 PM)
I don't hate you. I just like hurting you.

NocturnalStalker -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/19/2011 3:37:48 PM)
After all this talk about how you like the "pretty ones" you gotta go and ruin a masterpiece! Do you often desecrate works of art?

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/19/2011 3:46:32 PM)
I create a new work of art over the old one, like DaVinci did. I like to take inspiration from the masters.

NocturnalStalker -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/19/2011 3:51:58 PM)
Fine, well, I guess this is how it is gonna be! You better have a good bed, at least three types of shampoo/conditioner, facial mask cream, and a host of other questionable items from a body shop.

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/19/2011 4:02:07 PM)
Bed? Pets sleep in kennels. Shampoo? All you need is to be hosed down to get the mud off before you come inside and the occasional flea treatment. However, I may consent to take you to the groomer every couple of months if you're very good.

NocturnalStalker -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/19/2011 4:07:54 PM)
Kennels? I'm a human! I don't sleep in some filthy kennel... No shampoo? But look at my luscious locks! They need care! Do I dare ask what the food would be?

FelineFae -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/19/2011 4:26:33 PM)
you could lick them clean like a cat.

NocturnalStalker -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/19/2011 4:30:53 PM)
That would just look silly now.

FelineFae -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/19/2011 4:31:57 PM)
Not as silly as dirty hair.

gothikbutterfly -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/19/2011 4:36:23 PM)
FelineFae: I love your signature. Legend is a great movie and Oona is a great character....just saying.

NocturnalStalker -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/19/2011 4:36:37 PM)
Well maybe if you were my kennel partner I'd give that idea more careful consideration. [;)]

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/19/2011 4:41:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker Kennels? I'm a human! I don't sleep in some filthy kennel... Nonsense. Have you seen ResidentSadist's red cage? If not, I direct your attention to this thread: http://www.collarchat.com/m_2336091/mpage_1/tm.htm quote: Do I dare ask what the food would be? Whatever you're cooking. It had better be good or you won't get to go to the groomer.

FelineFae -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/19/2011 4:41:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gothikbutterfly FelineFae: I love your signature. Legend is a great movie and Oona is a great character....just saying. i like her. Can we keep her ?

NocturnalStalker -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/19/2011 4:44:31 PM)
quote: Whatever you're cooking. It had better be good or you won't get to go to the groomer. If you value your house you may not want me near a stove. I'm blonde when it comes to that girl stuff like cooking.

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy (5/19/2011 4:46:02 PM)
You might want to take a cooking class, then. If you do too badly, I might have to shave your head.

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