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RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy - 5/19/2011 3:08:40 PM   
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That's a lot of whipping and back abuse you're proposing there...

Can I propose a role switch? =D


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RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy - 5/19/2011 3:16:08 PM   
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No.

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RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy - 5/19/2011 3:20:16 PM   
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But I don't like pain.  I'm allergic to it, actually!


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RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy - 5/19/2011 3:24:39 PM   
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So much the better.  I'm a sadist, remember?  The less you enjoy it, the more I do.

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RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy - 5/19/2011 3:26:12 PM   
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Okay, okay, you know what?  It's obvious you hate me!  Now I wanna know why!  Why do you want to hurt me so?

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RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy - 5/19/2011 3:36:11 PM   
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I don't hate you.  I just like hurting you. 

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RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy - 5/19/2011 3:37:48 PM   
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After all this talk about how you like the "pretty ones" you gotta go and ruin a masterpiece! 

Do you often desecrate works of art?


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RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy - 5/19/2011 3:46:32 PM   
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I create a new work of art over the old one, like DaVinci did.  I like to take inspiration from the masters.

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RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy - 5/19/2011 3:51:58 PM   
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Fine, well, I guess this is how it is gonna be!  You better have a good bed, at least three types of shampoo/conditioner, facial mask cream, and a host of other questionable items from a body shop. 



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RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy - 5/19/2011 4:02:07 PM   
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Bed?  Pets sleep in kennels.  Shampoo?  All you need is to be hosed down to get the mud off before you come inside and the occasional flea treatment.  However, I may consent to take you to the groomer every couple of months if you're very good.

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RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy - 5/19/2011 4:07:54 PM   
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Kennels?  I'm a human!  I don't sleep in some filthy kennel... No shampoo?  But look at my luscious locks!  They need care! 

Do I dare ask what the food would be? 


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RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy - 5/19/2011 4:26:33 PM   
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you could lick them clean like a cat.

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RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy - 5/19/2011 4:30:53 PM   
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That would just look silly now.

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RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy - 5/19/2011 4:31:57 PM   
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Not as silly as dirty hair.

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RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy - 5/19/2011 4:36:23 PM   
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FelineFae: I love your signature. Legend is a great movie and Oona is a great character....just saying.

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RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy - 5/19/2011 4:36:37 PM   
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Well maybe if you were my kennel partner I'd give that idea more careful consideration.  

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RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy - 5/19/2011 4:41:14 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

Kennels?  I'm a human!  I don't sleep in some filthy kennel...


Nonsense.  Have you seen ResidentSadist's red cage?  If not, I direct your attention to this thread: http://www.collarchat.com/m_2336091/mpage_1/tm.htm

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Do I dare ask what the food would be? 


Whatever you're cooking.  It had better be good or you won't get to go to the groomer.

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RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy - 5/19/2011 4:41:33 PM   
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quote:

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FelineFae: I love your signature. Legend is a great movie and Oona is a great character....just saying.

i like her. Can we keep her ?

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RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy - 5/19/2011 4:44:31 PM   
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Whatever you're cooking. It had better be good or you won't get to go to the groomer.


If you value your house you may not want me near a stove. 

I'm blonde when it comes to that girl stuff like cooking.


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RE: New Title for Good boy Chew Toy - 5/19/2011 4:46:02 PM   
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You might want to take a cooking class, then.  If you do too badly, I might have to shave your head.

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