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ResidentSadist -> RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- (5/8/2011 12:30:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WyldHrt When RS comes to my house... the fish in my aquarium stop swimming. 'Nuff said. [:D] Because they are telepathic fish and they know I tell girls to, "Close your eyes and lay very, very still. Disconnect your mind and drift off to a nice place. This is gonna' hurt but don't flinch and don't you move a muscle". [:)]

ResidentSadist -> RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- (5/16/2011 10:48:04 PM)
STARTS THIS FRIDAY Are you going on opening day? I wouldn't miss all that fish tail on film for anything! [img]http://www.sassisamblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Pirates_Mermaids_01.jpg[/img]

GreedyTop -> RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- (5/16/2011 10:56:38 PM)
my favorite is the second from left. No, I'm not going..I havent been to see a movie in a theater since Hitchikers Guide was released. Besides, I gotta work and pack.. (love to you both)

tazzygirl -> RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- (5/16/2011 10:57:07 PM)
~FR Isnt this thread against TOS? [:-]

LadyPact -> RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- (5/16/2011 10:58:51 PM)
Hey, we had nonsense on an incubus, a succubus, and other mythical creatures. I say..... let it ride!

tazzygirl -> RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- (5/16/2011 11:02:03 PM)
On second thought..... not any of my business. Im just gonna be a good girl... for now. [;)]

Delilya -> RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- (5/16/2011 11:15:05 PM)
I thought once you got a mermaid on dry land she developed legs.

ResidentSadist -> RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- (5/16/2011 11:21:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl ~FR Isnt this thread against TOS? [:-] Nope . . . I'm pretty sure CM staff wants to bang those mermaids too!.

ResidentSadist -> RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- (5/16/2011 11:23:12 PM)
-= Were the Sirens in the Odyssey Harpies or Mermaids?=- They were neither harpy nor mermaid. Sirens were a group of Sea Nymphs living on an isolated island. Although they had human heads and the birdlike bodies of a harpy, their lineage is different. Sirens were lovely haired maidens unlike the ugly winged bird-women called harpies [img]http://www.artexpertswebsite.ca/pages/artists/artists_a-k/buffet/Buffet_TheOdyssey,Thesirens1993.jpg[/img] Just wanted to clear that issue up since it was in the replies.

ResidentSadist -> RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- (5/16/2011 11:36:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop my favorite is the second from left. No, I'm not going..I havent been to see a movie in a theater since Hitchikers Guide was released. Besides, I gotta work and pack.. (love to you both) Well . . . first let me say it's like looking at the Rockettes. I want to fuck them all, individually and then collectively. But if I had to pick a fav, I'm sorta fond of Jorgelina Airaldi (the one in the middle). [img]http://www.modum.lt/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/148.jpg[/img]

GreedyTop -> RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- (5/16/2011 11:59:48 PM)
she'll do!

tazzygirl -> RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- (5/17/2011 12:20:58 AM)
A lil on the skinny side for my tastes... but she is pretty.

ResidentSadist -> RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- (5/17/2011 12:32:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl A lil on the skinny side for my tastes... but she is pretty. She is cute . . . Jorgelina was a Vogue cover. Daphne Joy has a little more meat on her . . . some tushy for the pushy. [img]http://nicksaglimbeni.com/wp-content/gallery/t-i/ti-nick-saglimbeni-daphne-joy-chanta-patton-black-men.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.hithiphop.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/daphne_joy-63x.jpg[/img]

tazzygirl -> RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- (5/17/2011 12:34:13 AM)
Now yer talkin!

ResidentSadist -> RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- (5/17/2011 1:57:29 AM)
Damn, one of Daphne's pic's didn't post. Ok, here it is again . . . some prime fish tail if ever there was! [img]http://residentsadist.com/pics/Smooth50Daphnecover.jpg[/img]

ResidentSadist -> RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- (5/17/2011 3:31:54 AM)
[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ZaCZgD0Uylo/Tc2WfOBCj7I/AAAAAAAAAQk/Oh0SQ9u2NmE/s1600/adamhughes_mermaid.jpg[/img]

Hillwilliam -> RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- (5/17/2011 5:28:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: imperatrixx You don't. She lays eggs in the water and you jerk off on them. Sort of like you'll be doing to that picture. So really, you're not missing anything. Except for sharks and rays. They all have internal fertilization.

0ldhen -> RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- (5/17/2011 6:50:16 AM)
With a fish shaped dildo like this? [image]local://upfiles/1132733/1AC1851F3B8B410CB1CD2EC4B5CE2856.jpg[/image]

GreedyTop -> RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- (5/17/2011 6:57:43 AM)
that's just kinda creepy....LOL tell FT I send kisses!!

sirsholly -> RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- (5/17/2011 7:40:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl Im just gonna be a good girl... for now. [;)] [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/laugh3.gif[/image]

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