My standard opening e-mail to a Domme

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BlondSlave -> My standard opening e-mail to a Domme (5/7/2011 4:33:30 AM)
Hello Mistress, I am a genuinely submissive and obedient guy who sincerely wishes to be your slave. You now have thirty seconds to accept this offer or else I will shoot myself. -- Thirty seconds later -- Wot you refuse! B A N G ! ! There you go I just shot myself. I'm dead now and it's all your fault!

GreedyTop -> RE: My standard opening e-mail to a Domme (5/7/2011 4:45:25 AM)
um...ok.

soul2share -> RE: My standard opening e-mail to a Domme (5/7/2011 4:48:20 AM)
yeah.....huh? oooo....look over there...sparklies!

GreedyTop -> RE: My standard opening e-mail to a Domme (5/7/2011 5:30:51 AM)
huh? sparklieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mummyman321 -> RE: My standard opening e-mail to a Domme (5/7/2011 11:09:55 AM)
well if that is really true, then we will never hear from you again [sm=yahoo.gif][sm=yahoo.gif][sm=yahoo.gif]

isoladyboss -> RE: My standard opening e-mail to a Domme (5/7/2011 11:38:49 AM)
So the OP is/was a "do me or else sub". This pioneering twist on the "do me sub" mentality could lead to a bit less junk mail for Dominas.

BlondSlave -> RE: My standard opening e-mail to a Domme (5/7/2011 3:38:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mummyman321 well if that is really true, then we will never hear from you again [sm=yahoo.gif][sm=yahoo.gif][sm=yahoo.gif] You are too kind.

BlondSlave -> RE: My standard opening e-mail to a Domme (5/7/2011 3:40:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: isoladyboss So the OP is/was a "do me or else sub". This pioneering twist on the "do me sub" mentality could lead to a bit less junk mail for Dominas. I don't know? Me and my arcane sense of humour.

Termyn8or -> RE: My standard opening e-mail to a Domme (5/7/2011 6:44:01 PM)
Is that a Ruger ? T^T

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