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VaguelyCurious -> RE: Kidnapping into ecstacy (5/13/2011 11:04:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself Shame on you all...[8\|] I feel so shamed. Can either of you ever forgive me?

myotherself -> RE: Kidnapping into ecstacy (5/13/2011 11:08:47 AM)
And a twue slave will only type his messages in badly spelled text speak. That way the Master/Mistress will be able to feel their full superiority when they correct the errors and punish the slaves. First punishments are always online via cam, and must involve the following: * A comedy butt plug the size of an elephant's trunk * A flogger made from barbed wire and pink feathers * A family-sized tube of deep heat cream Only then will you be ready for the UnderConsiderationTrainingVelcroCollar. Which you will buy yourself.

Rochsub2009 -> RE: Kidnapping into ecstacy (5/13/2011 12:29:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Wheldrake quote: ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009 If anyone has any suggestions on how this humble slave may go about serving a Mistress in this manner, please help. I know that what I seek isn't unrealistic. I just need to find a Mistress who wants a true slave like me. [:D] It's well known that True Dominant Women respond best to an impersonal form letter that describes your fantasies in detail and includes at least one high-resolution photo of your genitalia. Have you been adhering to these guidelines when you write to potential dominants? If not, it's possible that the women you have been approaching have been unable to recognise you as a True Slave. That makes so much sense. Why didn't I think of that? I'm going to write my form letter right now. But I have one question for you; Do you think I should call her "Mistress" in my form letter? That way, it will seem more personal. I also hadn't thought to make sure that my cock shot was a high resolution shot. That's probably where I went wrong. I used low resolution cock shots to make them easier for the reader's computer to load. But now that you've shared your secret with me, I'll definitely replace my low resolution cock shots with high resolution shots. In fact, I'll probably make it a high resolution, super close-up cock shot. That way, she'll REALLY know what she's getting. As I always say, nothing makes a better first impression than a nice cock shot. Women LOVE those! Once I finish my form letter, I'm going to send it to every Domme on CM. That way, I'll increase my odds of success. Thanks for your help, Wheldrake. I can see that you're a true sub like me. But we'd better not share these secrets with other male subs. We don't want them to have the same success with the ladies that we have. Can you imagine how ordinary we'd seem if everybody was sending high resolution, super close-up cock shots the way we do? Nope, we'd better keep that secret to ourselves. [;)]

Rochsub2009 -> RE: Kidnapping into ecstacy (5/13/2011 12:38:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself Shame on you all...[8\|] I feel so shamed. Can either of you ever forgive me? No! You're obviously a scammer. I'll bet you really live in Nigeria.

Delilya -> RE: Kidnapping into ecstacy (5/13/2011 12:41:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss Sunny Quote of the Day goes to Delilya [sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=LMAO.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif] for I would think of something witty to say in response, but I am too busy laughing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH1Z9DEDqpk&feature=relmfu Aw, I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I made the quote of the day. No stopping me now!

Delilya -> RE: Kidnapping into ecstacy (5/13/2011 12:43:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009 quote: ORIGINAL: Wheldrake quote: ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009 If anyone has any suggestions on how this humble slave may go about serving a Mistress in this manner, please help. I know that what I seek isn't unrealistic. I just need to find a Mistress who wants a true slave like me. [:D] It's well known that True Dominant Women respond best to an impersonal form letter that describes your fantasies in detail and includes at least one high-resolution photo of your genitalia. Have you been adhering to these guidelines when you write to potential dominants? If not, it's possible that the women you have been approaching have been unable to recognise you as a True Slave. That makes so much sense. Why didn't I think of that? I'm going to write my form letter right now. But I have one question for you; Do you think I should call her "Mistress" in my form letter? That way, it will seem more personal. I also hadn't thought to make sure that my cock shot was a high resolution shot. That's probably where I went wrong. I used low resolution cock shots to make them easier for the reader's computer to load. But now that you've shared your secret with me, I'll definitely replace my low resolution cock shots with high resolution shots. In fact, I'll probably make it a high resolution, super close-up cock shot. That way, she'll REALLY know what she's getting. As I always say, nothing makes a better first impression than a nice cock shot. Women LOVE those! Once I finish my form letter, I'm going to send it to every Domme on CM. That way, I'll increase my odds of success. Thanks for your help, Wheldrake. I can see that you're a true sub like me. But we'd better not share these secrets with other male subs. We don't want them to have the same success with the ladies that we have. Can you imagine how ordinary we'd seem if everybody was sending high resolution, super close-up cock shots the way we do? Nope, we'd better keep that secret to ourselves. [;)] But I thought Peppermint was your twue Domme. After all she's done for you....

Wheldrake -> RE: Kidnapping into ecstacy (5/13/2011 12:52:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009 I'm going to write my form letter right now. But I have one question for you; Do you think I should call her "Mistress" in my form letter? That way, it will seem more personal. Of course not. You should call her Sublime Munificent Large-Breasted Goddess, or she'll think you don't respect her as a human being. quote: ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009 I also hadn't thought to make sure that my cock shot was a high resolution shot. That's probably where I went wrong. I used low resolution cock shots to make them easier for the reader's computer to load. But now that you've shared your secret with me, I'll definitely replace my low resolution cock shots with high resolution shots. In fact, I'll probably make it a high resolution, super close-up cock shot. That way, she'll REALLY know what she's getting. As I always say, nothing makes a better first impression than a nice cock shot. Women LOVE those! A True Dominant Woman demands at least 600 dpi, my friend. At least. Close-up is good, but be sure to include the balls as well. Failing to include the balls is a common error made by Untrue Subs. quote: ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009 Once I finish my form letter, I'm going to send it to every Domme on CM. That way, I'll increase my odds of success. Why stop there? Your form letter should be sent to any woman who seems attractive and who might be able to send you to shivering heights of ecstasy by forcing you to undergo a blow job in front of the TV against your will. Just make sure the form letter includes several grammatical and typographic errors, as True Dominant Women cream their panties when confronted with poor English. quote: ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009 Thanks for your help, Wheldrake. That will be $500. quote: ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009 I can see that you're a true sub like me. But we'd better not share these secrets with other male subs. We don't want them to have the same success with the ladies that we have. Can you imagine how ordinary we'd seem if everybody was sending high resolution, super close-up cock shots the way we do? Nope, we'd better keep that secret to ourselves. [;)] We'll simply tell them that 400 dpi with a partial view of the scrotal sac will suffice. The fools!

LadyPact -> RE: Kidnapping into ecstacy (5/13/2011 12:53:28 PM)
I think that fell through due to the lack of the five blow jobs. The needs of the twue slave weren't being met. This can only mean that Mistress Peppermint could only be a scammer for not satisfying what a slave must certainly be entitled to if she was participating in a weal dynamic. (Excuse Me. I think I just threw up in My mouth a little.)

OttersSwim -> RE: Kidnapping into ecstacy (5/13/2011 1:05:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Wheldrake A True Dominant Woman demands at least 600 dpi, my friend. At least. Close-up is good, but be sure to include the balls as well. Failing to include the balls is a common error made by Untrue Subs. HA! You fake looser subs! You suck! Cock shots, HA! I send them a hi-res shot of my bank statement! Gets em' every time! You fail! FAAAIIILL!!! Chumps!

Wheldrake -> RE: Kidnapping into ecstacy (5/13/2011 1:12:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OttersSwim quote: ORIGINAL: Wheldrake A True Dominant Woman demands at least 600 dpi, my friend. At least. Close-up is good, but be sure to include the balls as well. Failing to include the balls is a common error made by Untrue Subs. HA! You fake looser subs! You suck! Cock shots, HA! I send them a hi-res shot of my bank statement! Gets em' every time! You fail! FAAAIIILL!!! Chumps! A bank statement! By the Sublime Munificent Large-Breasted Goddess, why didn't I think of that? I guess you're going to be the one suffering through forced blow jobs and being force-fed grapes in front of the TV, while I wail and gnash my teeth in the outer darkness. Fortunately, they're sour grapes anyway. And I already belong to a woman who feeds me durians.

LadyNTrainer -> RE: Kidnapping into ecstacy (5/13/2011 2:31:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Wheldrake Fortunately, they're sour grapes anyway. And I already belong to a woman who feeds me durians. Lucky subby. I keep meaning to go to the durian festival in Thailand, where they serve 26,000 lbs of durian per day. But if I did, then what would everybody else eat? I really, REALLY like durian. It's also great to threaten subbies with when in whole, unpeeled form. When I mention I'll be doing insertion play with fruits, and they see the durian on the counter, it's an awesome mindfuck. LOL

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Kidnapping into ecstacy (5/13/2011 2:47:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009 No! You're obviously a scammer. I'll bet you really live in Nigeria. Actually I live with CreepyStalker in Vanuatu (or whatever it's called.) But you're close enough (I think - I'm not exactly sure where it is) - you've rumbled me. Damn and blast you, Rochsub, damn and blast you!

CreepyStalker -> RE: Kidnapping into ecstacy (5/13/2011 3:30:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious quote: ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009 No! You're obviously a scammer. I'll bet you really live in Nigeria. Actually I live with CreepyStalker in Vanuatu (or whatever it's called.) But you're close enough (I think - I'm not exactly sure where it is) - you've rumbled me. Damn and blast you, Rochsub, damn and blast you! It's nowhere near Nigeria. You can't run a proper scam from Nigeria anymore (or most of west Africa, it's damned by association), everyone's too suspicious. No one suspects Melanesia though. Mwahahahaha.

Rochsub2009 -> RE: Kidnapping into ecstacy (5/13/2011 3:50:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Delilya But I thought Peppermint was your twue Domme. After all she's done for you.... Nope, I had to fire her. I only got one blowjob, and she didn't even do it herself. She sent one of Lance's friends to do it (he was pretty good, though). A twue Domme sees to the fulfillment of her sub's fantasies herself. She doesn't delegate. After all, if she's not going to cater to all of her sub's fantasies, then why does he need her? Besides, all I asked for was 5 blowjobs per day. That's not much to ask of a twue Domme. After all, the blowjobs were for her pleasure, not for mine. I only wished to serve her. Mistress Peppermint was obviously a scammer.

LadyPact -> RE: Kidnapping into ecstacy (5/13/2011 3:52:03 PM)
<taps foot> I was supposed to get pics of that, dagnabbit.

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Kidnapping into ecstacy (5/13/2011 4:01:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker No one suspects Melanesia though. Mwahahahaha. ...is that where we're supposed to be? ...I mean...yes! That's right, that's exactly where we are!

Delilya -> RE: Kidnapping into ecstacy (5/13/2011 4:01:48 PM)
Oh no Roch. Here I thought you were all settled and living the good "do-me" life. I feel your pain.

Rochsub2009 -> RE: Kidnapping into ecstacy (5/13/2011 4:08:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Wheldrake A True Dominant Woman demands at least 600 dpi, my friend. At least. Close-up is good, but be sure to include the balls as well. Failing to include the balls is a common error made by Untrue Subs. Oh gosh. I think I forgot to include the balls. How could I make such a rookie mistake? Darn!!!! quote: Your form letter should be sent to any woman who seems attractive and who might be able to send you to shivering heights of ecstasy by forcing you to undergo a blow job in front of the TV against your will. Just make sure the form letter includes several grammatical and typographic errors, as True Dominant Women cream their panties when confronted with poor English. So you're saying that I should send my form letter and cock shot to all of the women on CollarMe, FetLife, Cupid.com, and Match.com. Wow! Great suggestion. Thank you for sharing these great suggestions, Wheldrake. You're like a Jedi sub master. You're practically the Yoda of subs. I am honored to glean such insight from a twue sub like yourself. [sm=bowdown.gif] The dominant ladies are really going to benefit from all of the wisdom that we've shared with other sub males. Their mailboxes should be overflowing with cock shots thanks to us. But of course, we only do it as a service to the dominant women that we love. It's the least that we could do for them.

Rochsub2009 -> RE: Kidnapping into ecstacy (5/13/2011 4:16:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Delilya Oh no Roch. Here I thought you were all settled and living the good "do-me" life. I feel your pain. So did I. But as you can see, it's very difficult to find a twue Domme. Most are fakes and scammers who think WIITWD should be focused on their needs and their pleasure. They don't understand the true "do me" nature of submission. That's why there are so many twue subs out here and so few twue Dommes. There just aren't enough Dommes who really get it.

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Kidnapping into ecstacy (5/13/2011 4:18:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009 There just aren't enough Dommes who really get it. Innit. Thank god we have Mistress peppermint to learn from.

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