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Arpig -> La vie n'est pas equitable. Pas de tout. (5/12/2011 7:48:26 PM)

I found her!! I actually found exactly the girl I was looking for!!
I was perving profiles and came across this girl from Quebec. As I read her profile , I kept thinking "Holy Fuck! She's perfect!" She even wears glasses!!!

then I get to the bottom of the profile and she says she's looking to meet with women. A quick scroll up to check out the green text...FUCK!!!! Lesbian.

ARG FUCK KILL!!!!!

Life just is NOT fair i tell ya, it's just not fucking fair.




hausboy -> RE: La vie n'est pas equitable. Pas de tout. (5/12/2011 7:50:40 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Arpig

I found her!! I actually found exactly the girl I was looking for!!
I was perving profiles and came across this girl from Quebec. As I read her profile , I kept thinking "Holy Fuck! She's perfect!" She even wears glasses!!!

then I get to the bottom of the profile and she says she's looking to meet with women. A quick scroll up to check out the green text...FUCK!!!! Lesbian.

ARG FUCK KILL!!!!!

Life just is NOT fair i tell ya, it's just not fucking fair.

I feel your pain Arpig!  I really really do.  So far, all the straight women I've gone out with just plain bore me to tears.  I find the lesbians far more interesting, but alas! I'm not what they're looking for.

le sigh.




ResidentSadist -> RE: La vie n'est pas equitable. Pas de tout. (5/12/2011 7:50:59 PM)

Damn . . . that is a shame.  I guess plan B isn't an option?  Ya' know, white van, red cage, they obey and perform for supper or get none.  




SylvereApLeanan -> RE: La vie n'est pas equitable. Pas de tout. (5/12/2011 7:56:30 PM)

Je suis désolé.




Arpig -> RE: La vie n'est pas equitable. Pas de tout. (5/12/2011 8:22:41 PM)

moan groan bitch complain

She even had good tits!!!




hausboy -> RE: La vie n'est pas equitable. Pas de tout. (5/12/2011 8:46:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Arpig

moan groan bitch complain

She even had good tits!!!


Ooh la la.
Quel domage.




windchymes -> RE: La vie n'est pas equitable. Pas de tout. (5/12/2011 9:37:21 PM)

Aw c'mon, Arpig, you da man.....convert her! [:D]




gungadin09 -> RE: La vie n'est pas equitable. Pas de tout. (5/12/2011 10:10:45 PM)

i had this awesome forum crush, but the douchbag only posted in French.

pam




Arpig -> RE: La vie n'est pas equitable. Pas de tout. (5/12/2011 10:30:53 PM)

Bạn đang sai lầm, các bài viết túi thụt rửa bằng nhiều ngôn ngữ, nhưng bạn không ghi trở lại

Ju jeni gabim, postimet dush qese në shumë gjuhë, por ju nuk shkruani prapa

Haksýzsýnýz, bir çox dillərində şırınga bag mövzuları, ancaq geri yazmayın

あなたは間違っている、多くの言語で潅水バッグの記事が、あなたは、ライトバックしない












divi -> RE: La vie n'est pas equitable. Pas de tout. (5/13/2011 10:39:55 AM)

I agree with w.c.  You're a Dom.  Convert her back to the church of cock with you Domly ways.




Wolf2Bear -> RE: La vie n'est pas equitable. Pas de tout. (5/13/2011 3:33:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Arpig

I found her!! I actually found exactly the girl I was looking for!!
I was perving profiles and came across this girl from Quebec. As I read her profile , I kept thinking "Holy Fuck! She's perfect!" She even wears glasses!!!

then I get to the bottom of the profile and she says she's looking to meet with women. A quick scroll up to check out the green text...FUCK!!!! Lesbian.

ARG FUCK KILL!!!!!

Life just is NOT fair i tell ya, it's just not fucking fair.


Have patience Arpig. It's probably a phase she's going through.




Arpig -> RE: La vie n'est pas equitable. Pas de tout. (5/13/2011 4:09:24 PM)

Hmmmm, maybe if I shave off the beard I might just be able to pass as a really butt ugly Domme. Might work given my girlish figure. (of course the girl who's figure I have is 8-1/2 months pregnant).




NocturnalStalker -> RE: La vie n'est pas equitable. Pas de tout. (5/13/2011 4:16:34 PM)

Pay me $70 an hour and she'll be back on the straight and narrow.




mnottertail -> RE: La vie n'est pas equitable. Pas de tout. (5/13/2011 4:21:39 PM)

Arpig.  I cock train lesbians.   Reach out to me on vera_miles_277734325 @ hotmail. ru and I will be able to talk to you better.  (because typing here is really hard). 




LillyBoPeep -> RE: La vie n'est pas equitable. Pas de tout. (5/13/2011 4:22:55 PM)

C'est la vie. =p




DeviantlyD -> RE: La vie n'est pas equitable. Pas de tout. (5/14/2011 3:59:04 AM)

quote:

La vie n'est pas equitable. Pas de tout.


Et ça, c'est une surprise pour vous?




JstAnotherSub -> RE: La vie n'est pas equitable. Pas de tout. (5/14/2011 7:31:39 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: windchymes

Aw c'mon, Arpig, you da man.....convert her! [:D]


If that fails, sex change operation perhaps?

::::::::runs like hell::::::::::




Arswine -> RE: La vie n'est pas equitable. Pas de tout. (5/14/2011 12:42:44 PM)

quote:

Life just is NOT fair i tell ya, it's just not fucking fair.
Yeah right pig-man. You're afraid of wimminz. That's why you only perv the lesbo profiles, so you never have to meet them. Arswine is onto you dude!


oh yeah, Arswine wrote her and Arswine got her number...she's hot for a cotton-polyester blend.




gungadin09 -> RE: La vie n'est pas equitable. Pas de tout. (5/14/2011 1:55:05 PM)

Arpig, don't listen to that asshole Arswine. He's just jealous 'case You have a heatbeat and an actual penis. i think You have a lot going for You. You should stop joking around and putting yourself down. i think You're Your own worst enemy. Besides, constantly putting yourself down begins to look like a disguised request for sympathy, which isn't attractive. Just my 2 cents. i'm not a therapist of anything, so take it with a grain of salt.

pam




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