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WARNING TO ALL MEN - 5/11/2006 7:22:43 PM   
slaveMomma


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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs t be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer".  The drugs is found in liquid form and available anywhere.  It comes in bottles,cans,from taps and large "kegs".
"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to peruade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.
A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of "Beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach.  After several "Beers", men will often succumb to the desires to perform sexual acts on women whom they would never normally be attracted.
After drinking "Beer", men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
At other times, these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship".  In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewed enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage".
Men are much more susceptible to this scam after "Beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.





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RE: WARNING TO ALL MEN - 5/11/2006 7:25:28 PM   
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LOL  too funny....

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RE: WARNING TO ALL MEN - 5/11/2006 7:25:28 PM   
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HAHAHAHAHAAA.     I love it!

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RE: WARNING TO ALL MEN - 5/12/2006 9:03:31 PM   
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LMAO.... you're baddddddddddddddddddd

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RE: WARNING TO ALL MEN - 5/12/2006 9:05:44 PM   
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Wewt!!!!!   Classic!!!!

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RE: WARNING TO ALL MEN - 5/12/2006 9:15:12 PM   
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RE: WARNING TO ALL MEN - 5/13/2006 8:54:06 PM   
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Chuckles

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RE: WARNING TO ALL MEN - 5/15/2006 8:13:17 PM   
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That is very funny.

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RE: WARNING TO ALL MEN - 5/15/2006 8:18:53 PM   
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Zoinks!

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RE: WARNING TO ALL MEN - 5/15/2006 9:34:48 PM   
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offers Loki several Beers.................

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RE: WARNING TO ALL MEN - 5/15/2006 9:40:52 PM   
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good job i only drink either vodka n coke, or jd n coke!

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RE: WARNING TO ALL MEN - 5/15/2006 10:43:49 PM   
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Beer... helping ugly people get laid since it was invented...

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RE: WARNING TO ALL MEN - 5/15/2006 11:07:05 PM   
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-slides the guinness away from the keyboard, then realizes that "Hey, it's guninness damn you!" and retrieves it-

It's a deadly cycle.

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RE: WARNING TO ALL MEN - 5/15/2006 11:43:53 PM   
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Too funny!
You are absolutely right.         M

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RE: WARNING TO ALL MEN - 5/16/2006 12:52:21 AM   
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Are we talking about "beer" or "pussy"?

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RE: WARNING TO ALL MEN - 5/21/2006 5:10:24 PM   
slaveMomma


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hahaha glad everyone is enjoying that  when i saw it i had to share it 

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