wytchywoman -> RE: Secret /s confessions: Slave Toy (5/12/2006 8:28:45 PM)
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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji I threw muffin. Not muffins, muffin. Singular. Solo uno. No framing me. For that matter, everything people claim I have done was you. I didn't pee everywhere. That was you. I didn't hump Cin's leg when I read Loki's story, that was you. So have fun with that shock collar when Loki finds out that, not only have you been doing these things, but you've been blaming them on this poor puppy! This poor, innocent, brown-eyed, wet-nosed, furry-tailed, mildly-retarded puppy? But I want to frame you! I think a framed puppy would look adorable hanging on my bedroom wall, benji. And you're hallucinating if you thought you saw me humping Cin's leg. -looks at watermelon and then to benji and back to watermelon- me thinks the puppy needs a butt plug. But that innocent, brown-eyed, wet-nosed, furry-tailed look is cute. Can you spit watermelon seeds out your butt?
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