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sorry, I am too short on time to clean this up-just C&P from an email.
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing… You’re just like Frank!”
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> Passenger: “Who?”
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> Cabbie: “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right, all the time.... Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.”
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> Passenger: “There are always a few clouds over everybody.”
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> Cabbie: “Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star – you should have heard him play the piano! He was an amazing guy.”
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> Passenger: “Sounds like he was really something special.”
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> Cabbie: “There’s more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything right.”
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> Passenger: “Wow, some guy then.”
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> Cabbie: “He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.”
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> Passenger: “An amazing fellow indeed. How did you meet him?”
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> Cabbie: “Well, I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his fuckin’ wife.”
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