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Icarys -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/21/2011 9:03:36 AM)

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There is also plenty of asses to go around as well.

Well I didn't want to be rude by pointing that out but you have a point.



sexyred1 -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/21/2011 9:04:57 AM)

I am going to actually be nice to the newbie here, just in case today is our last day on earth.

And because he probably is just a nice, clueless NJ boy and I am a uber tough NJ woman. :)

Dude, what you are seeking is not that unusual; in fact, there are tons of women who like what you are asking for.

However, and here is a really BIG clue, just because this is a kink site, it does not mean that you can just ask for something and get it. You actually may have to, shockingly, talk to a woman and get to know her a bit, before you jump into anal whoredom.

'Cause most of the time, us anal whores who like gagging, only like it with guys they have been with for a while and who we already are crazy about.

I hope you take the advice and tone it down a bit and you might find someone to experiment with and re-create those things you saw in porn.

Remember though, that although real life and sex can be as hot as porn, most of the time, it involves real human beings and not just actors.



windchymes -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/21/2011 9:07:56 AM)

When I hear the phrase "anal whore", I think, how is she anal? Does she keep all her money in order by denomination? Arrange all her platform shoes by color? Lay a towel down so she doesn't get her knees dirty?



Icarys -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/21/2011 9:09:01 AM)

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ORIGINAL: windchymes

When I hear the phrase "anal whore", I think, how is she anal? Does she keep all her money in order by denomination? Arrange all her platform shoes by color? Lay a towel down so she doesn't get her knees dirty?

I hate those kind of bitches..Everything has to be just so. *shakes head



LadyConstanze -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/21/2011 10:02:34 AM)


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

There is also plenty of asses to go around as well.



HAHAHAHAHA Class comment, I could even hear the WHOOOOSH sound as it went straight over the head of somebody...



MistressDarkArt -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/21/2011 11:10:10 AM)


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ORIGINAL: sexyred1



I hope you take the advice and tone it down a bit and you might find someone to experiment with and re-create those things you saw in porn.



This is great advice from red. Take it to heart and hurry! In addition to what she said, I'd like to offer another suggestion while you're working on the the very necessary rewrite of your profile narrative: nix the furry dick pic. Even if you trim that hedge, most women are put off by seeing dick indiscriminately displayed to everyone with an internet connection. Now if you want to attract horny wanker dudes...males...lots of them!...then by all means, leave it up! In fact, post at least three more!!





tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/21/2011 8:12:54 PM)

I'll say welcome and wish you all the best of luck in your search.  And hopefully you hang around here long enough to read older and newer threads to get a clue as to what really goes on here and get some facts instead of fiction.  Porn is one thing, real life is quite another especially if you've never done this before. 

I'm gonna ask again, why is it that most men want to perform anal on their female partners but have a screaming hissy fit if you come within an inch of their apparently o-so-delicate behindular area?  And yes I know some gentle rimming, yadda yadda, it just ain't the same.  [8D]  I'm not nay-saying it, I know a lot of women love it, this is coming from someone who was once torn and had to be stitched because of a drunk ex and no lube. 



MistressDarkArt -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/22/2011 12:45:54 AM)


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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

I'm gonna ask again, why is it that most men want to perform anal on their female partners but have a screaming hissy fit if you come within an inch of their apparently o-so-delicate behindular area?  And yes I know some gentle rimming, yadda yadda, it just ain't the same.  [8D]  I'm not nay-saying it, I know a lot of women love it, this is coming from someone who was once torn and had to be stitched because of a drunk ex and no lube. 


Yikes, tigger! What a terrible experience, so sorry this happened. Are you paying attention, hardnrough?



OohAahMrs -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/22/2011 4:45:36 AM)

Blimey Hard, they might do it to you, but will any let you do it to them?



Kana -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/22/2011 8:40:45 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

You're looking for that elusive place where porn and real life intersect.


Hey, don't be cluing in the gen pop about my house!



MistressDarkArt -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/24/2011 12:30:13 AM)


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ORIGINAL: OohAahMrs

Blimey Hard, they might do it to you, but will any let you do it to them?


Not likely dear, I fear he's been fatally porn-contaminated. Case in point from his profile:To sum it up, when Im with you, i own your Asshole, your pussy and your mouth and ill do whatever I please with any of them. You could be gagged, fucked up your ass, slapped, choked..............Its for me to decide. Sounds like a lousy script-writer to me, but hey, what do you want from rough porn?



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/24/2011 5:42:34 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt
Not likely dear, I fear he's been fatally porn-contaminated. Case in point from his profile:To sum it up, when Im with you, i own your Asshole, your pussy and your mouth and ill do whatever I please with any of them. You could be gagged, fucked up your ass, slapped, choked..............Its for me to decide. Sounds like a lousy script-writer to me, but hey, what do you want from rough porn?

Someone's been watching too much of it and can't discern between real life and fantasy? [;)]



MistressDarkArt -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/24/2011 9:49:14 AM)


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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

Someone's been watching too much of it and can't discern between real life and fantasy? [;)]



To paraphrase LP from another thread on the subject a while back: "People don't leave the movie theater after watching Lord Of The Rings and expect to be in Middle Earth."

Guess this guy does, heheheh. He's young, maybe he'll learn. Then again, the bulk of the older ones still don't get it either.



MaamSpamCrapoo -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/24/2011 1:38:26 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt


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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

Someone's been watching too much of it and can't discern between real life and fantasy? [;)]




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1) An ANAL SLAVE



You know those porn movies where the girls is getting fucked in the ass from behind while the guy is pulling her hair back nice and hard. Yup, thats what Im talking about.



Now, please, I dont mean to offend anyone with those descriptions. In fact id hate if I did. So if that does offend you, please go to a different profile. This is of course a Fetish site.





IM prob the most compassionate guy you'll meet on here.

To sum it up, when Im with you, i own your Asshole, your pussy and your mouth and ill do whatever I please with any of them. You could be gagged, fucked up your ass, slapped, choked..............Its for me to decide.





Ok, after reading this entire thread and nearly spraying coffee all over the monitor from laughing, I looked at this person's profile to see what all the fuss was about. From the above, I can tell you OP: What I find offensive is not your kink, it's how you present yourself. Gawd, don't you have something else to offer here? What makes you such a compassionate person? Maybe try putting something about that in your profile instead of literally underlining how little you actually know about the this lifestyle in the real-world. Statements such as 'I own your asshole, etc...' made to a general public, kinky or not, are ludicrous. Who's asshole do you own now? The one between you own buttcheeks, and that is all. Nobody else's asshole belongs to you, and at this rate, there won't be.

It's fine to be inexperienced. We all had to learn and should keep learning as we go. But instead of whining that you are 'sad that people are mocking you' as you stated in your profile, ask yourself why you're getting the flack to begin with. Wouldn't hurt you a bit to stop downloading porn and connect with your local bdsm community. Start hanging with real people in the lifestyle who aren't paid performers. And clean up your profile in the meantime or take it down until you can make it show that you are not a douche.



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/24/2011 6:30:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MaamSpamCrapoo
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And clean up your profile in the meantime or take it down until you can make it show that you are not a douche.

That would be douchecanoe. [;)]



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/24/2011 6:35:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MaamSpamCrapoo
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And clean up your profile in the meantime or take it down until you can make it show that you are not a douche.

That would be douchecanoe! [:D]



MaamSpamCrapoo -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/24/2011 10:20:42 PM)


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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

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ORIGINAL: MaamSpamCrapoo
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And clean up your profile in the meantime or take it down until you can make it show that you are not a douche.

That would be douchecanoe! [:D]



Ahhhh, right right right Miss Tigger! Douchecanoe.



Hardnrough1776 -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (6/9/2011 1:31:09 PM)

My apoligies everyone. I truly feel terrible for my comment. Yes, Im new here and got a little carried away. My profile has been updated and toned down. Again, truly sorry. as I did not mean to offend anyone.

tm



Hardnrough1776 -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (6/9/2011 1:33:34 PM)

I really cant tell you all how bad i feel right now. I wish everyone the best of luck !



DarkSteven -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (6/9/2011 1:33:48 PM)

Fella, don't sweat it.  You're new and you're learning.  And the fact that you are learning and are making changes puts you apart from a lot of folks. Just sayin'.



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