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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/21/2011 6:33:39 PM

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Looks like the Rapture isn't happening. I hope Rapture fans aren't too disappointed. But if so, I'd like to say to them, 'Hey, cheer up - it's not the end of the world!'

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/21/2011 7:03:13 PM

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I saw this link about it on msn.com entitled, "Left behind by humorgeddon"...funny photos and the video might make you chuckle too depending on how you feel about certain things!

http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/05/21/6690884-left-behind-by-humorgeddon?GT1=43001

OMG! That first image was too funny!!!

Edited to add: I just checked out the video on the page playfulotter linked. *LMAO*

I thought that same thing but not funny as we all know.."All dogs go to Heaven!" ha ha..thanks for liking what I found online!

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/21/2011 7:54:56 PM

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What if the rapture really happened and there was just no one God actually wanted to take?

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/21/2011 9:59:19 PM

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Gee thanks. Now I'll have that playin' in my head for the rest of the day.

Edited to add: I'm ashamed to know that the commercial you referred to was for overstock.com and not Kohl's. ;)

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/21/2011 10:54:36 PM

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Wind, what would happen if the rapture machine malfunctioned and just ripped their clothes off?
"SWEET JESUS! Look at all those naked fatties running around!"
"Martha, don't look!"

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/22/2011 4:30:17 AM

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Did Blondie have anything to do with it?

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/22/2011 7:00:21 AM

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Milwuakee is a total loss from what i can tell. they are everywhere, the streets are a death trap. i am held up in my apartment building. the doors are locked and im preparing to destroy the stairs, i got some food not sure if i should try to make a run to get outa the city. will report back later,,, if i live...GOD IS DEAD AND HE WALKS...

Milwaukee has been a total loss since the last election. And it's not at all surprising since it's residents still can't spell "Milwaukee".

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/22/2011 7:02:26 AM

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EDITED because I just woke up from a dream in which Domi and RaptorJesus were not only one and the same person, but had learned to clone themselves..

Boy... talked about waking up in a cold sweat

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/22/2011 7:26:26 AM

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He says you're an idiot

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/22/2011 7:47:56 AM

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What if the rapture really happened and there was just no one God actually wanted to take?

Then we're REALLY fucked

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/22/2011 7:50:42 AM

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Wind, what would happen if the rapture machine malfunctioned and just ripped their clothes off?
"SWEET JESUS! Look at all those naked fatties running around!"
"Martha, don't look!"

I'll be runnin from fat bitches and hidin in ditches
I'm Popeye the sailor man

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/22/2011 8:01:08 AM

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The problem is a simple one, in the bible just before the talk of being taken up to heaven with the Lord there is a list of things you must do, this is one of them.

1 Thessalonians 4 : 3 For this is the will of God, even your sanctification, that ye should abstain from fornication:

I suspect that most here failed lol

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/22/2011 9:19:27 AM

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The problem is a simple one, in the bible just before the talk of being taken up to heaven with the Lord there is a list of things you must do, this is one of them.

1 Thessalonians 4 : 3 For this is the will of God, even your sanctification, that ye should abstain from fornication:

I suspect that most here failed lol

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Yes, but here's why I am actually pissed. In my firesale , I agreed to not sell one single dashboard Jesus (truth be known the big spike in natural disasters are completely tied to increased sales of those damned things in Q3 and Q4 of 2010 and he can't stand them)... But anyhow, I made a pact to not sell them so long as I god to see you and ladyconstanze naked. So suffice it to say I am fuming. I coulda easily score enough cash to buy ton of swag to really and truly enjoy my last days on earth.

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/22/2011 12:00:02 PM

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Did anyone else get visited by Jehovah Witness' yesterday? Before the rapture was even supposed to have occurred, they were making the rounds in our neighborhoods. Not sure if they were working with Camping, spreading his word, or trying to save those poor lost souls left behind. Thanks to our dogs, I will never know, since they chose not to visit our house. I just heard from a friend in Canada, they received the latest Watchtower yesterday....anyone else?

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/22/2011 3:15:43 PM

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Haven't seen once since I moved here 2 1/2 yrs ago. But our house is so far off the road, and we're out in the boonies I doubt this is their hunting grounds, so to speak. And they can't leave any mail since we have groups of mailbox for a group of houses and they can't get at them unless they have the postal key to open them.

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/22/2011 5:58:49 PM

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1 Thessalonians 4 : 3 For this is the will of God, even your sanctification, that ye should abstain from fornication:

By the way... they have medical fornication in my state and I have a prescription... I SHOULD have gotten by

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/25/2011 12:18:44 PM

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1 Thessalonians 4 : 3 For this is the will of God, even your sanctification, that ye should abstain from fornication:

That's probably the only good thing about the rapture... all the sluts will be left behind.

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/25/2011 1:49:28 PM

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Now we just have to wait until October when Reverend what's his name says is the next rapture. This is the 2nd time he "hasn't done the right calculation". But apparently now, he's got it right. It's gonna be just as stupid then as it was for his ear-marked date of May 21st.