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juliaoceania -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/23/2011 4:53:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: flcouple2009 The Son of a Carpenter with no papers, born in a back room add on and hunted by a government agency. Yep, Jesus was a Mexican I have met him, as I said earlier... I live in California, after all.

flcouple2009 -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/23/2011 4:59:04 PM)
He took blood form me at he hospital last weekend. Funny though he didn't mention the rapture.

juliaoceania -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/23/2011 5:01:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: flcouple2009 He took blood form me at he hospital last weekend. Funny though he didn't mention the rapture. Perhaps suddenly "disappearing" has a completely different meaning for him

Owner59 -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/23/2011 8:40:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy What a timely discussion. I thought we decided the birth certificate was faked? Thats the whole point.. Jesus didnt have one. [8\|] How do you know that!! Prove he didn`t have one! [:D]

tazzygirl -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/23/2011 9:14:01 PM)
If he had one, he would produce it when I demanded to see it! What is HE HIDING?!?!

Owner59 -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/23/2011 10:42:46 PM)
Actually,we really don`t want the document to be reveled.....That way, we can continually conspiratorialize about his true origin,until his reputation is distroyed......hopefully.[8\|] Did you know Jesus was for death panels and FEMA concentration camps and might have been secretely a Muslim?[;)]

tazzygirl -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/23/2011 10:50:11 PM)
Of course no one wants his birth certificate revealed.... imagine the uproar when the name "God" appears as the birth father.

Owner59 -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/23/2011 10:54:46 PM)
Omg.... Oops!

tazzygirl -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/23/2011 10:55:42 PM)
rofl wrong thread! (in reference to the "oops" thread somewhere around here)

rulemylife -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/24/2011 12:32:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Everybody knows jesus is a spanish name and he was born in mexico. Another reason for border control.

tweakabelle -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/24/2011 2:11:56 AM)
From the OP link: "Appearing on the Alex Jones Show, Corsi said that he now completely discounted the apparent efforts of Donald Trump to force the release of Obama’s birth certificate, stating, “I’m completely convinced at this point Donald Trump was subterfuge, that he…. was working with Obama.” Trump’s role according to Corsi was to “beat the drums big” and craft a false resolution to the controversy in order to make the press “go to sleep” and get his $60 million dollar television contract with NBC, owned by General Electric, which is closely allied with the Obama administration." Hey guys, it takes real talent to write comedy this good. Instead of accepting the Trump fisaco and the long form birth cert as the truth, this guy has turned it into an extra conspiracy! Two for the price of one! Surely a tactical master stroke! This is truly the stuff of genius. [sm=pigsfly.gif] [sm=rofl.gif]

Moonhead -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/24/2011 5:09:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Owner59 Actually,we really don`t want the document to be reveled.....That way, we can continually conspiratorialize about his true origin,until his reputation is distroyed......hopefully.[8\|] Did you know Jesus was for death panels and FEMA concentration camps and might have been secretely a Muslim?[;)] There's many a true word spoken in jest. The first christian Emperor (Constantine) had the census records from that area of the middle east destroyed so there'd be no question of anything in his new state religion's core text being called into question.

tazzygirl -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/24/2011 5:11:34 AM)
Umm.. tweak... I didnt post a link.

tweakabelle -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/24/2011 6:38:52 AM)
You are so right tazzy, my bad. Apologies. It was Fellow that posted that link. Still .... you never know .... it might pay off to be associated with that level of genius - so if you choose to pretend it was you I won't tell any one [:D]

tazzygirl -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/24/2011 6:40:52 AM)
~groans with a face palm No thanks, dear.

Aylee -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/24/2011 6:46:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl """"""""BREAKING NEWS"""""""" RAPTURE HALTED: Because of discrepancies surrounding His "manger" birth, Jesus was unable to produce His original long form birth certificate, so the Rapture is temporarily on hold while Trump hires investigators to track down the 3 wise men who were "supposedly" witness to the newly born Jesus back in the day. Unfortunately this means MONDAY will still come as originally scheduled ............. Well played.

Owner59 -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/24/2011 6:53:49 AM)
And Jesus` school transcripts...... What about those?!!! Why is Jesus hiding them and when will he release them! Perhaps b/c Jesus attended a Madrasah !?!!! I dunno....it`s looking pretty bad for Jesus.[;)]

mnottertail -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/24/2011 7:01:31 AM)
Hey, buddy, you don't earn a savior degree from Oral Roberts university without some pretty good grades.........

tazzygirl -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/24/2011 7:05:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Hey, buddy, you don't earn a savior degree from Oral Roberts university without some pretty good grades......... Ya know... Oral... good grades.. earning... oh the places this can go!

PeonForHer -> RE: Another birther conspiracy (5/24/2011 7:11:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tweakabelle From the OP link: "Appearing on the Alex Jones Show, Corsi said that he now completely discounted the apparent efforts of Donald Trump to force the release of Obama’s birth certificate, stating, “I’m completely convinced at this point Donald Trump was subterfuge, that he…. was working with Obama.” Trump’s role according to Corsi was to “beat the drums big” and craft a false resolution to the controversy in order to make the press “go to sleep” and get his $60 million dollar television contract with NBC, owned by General Electric, which is closely allied with the Obama administration." Hey guys, it takes real talent to write comedy this good. Instead of accepting the Trump fisaco and the long form birth cert as the truth, this guy has turned it into an extra conspiracy! Two for the price of one! Surely a tactical master stroke! This is truly the stuff of genius. [sm=pigsfly.gif] [sm=rofl.gif] Far out . . . . Incidentally, has the birthplace of Donald Trump's hair been established yet? I'd like to be reassured that it was somewhere in this galaxy, at least.

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