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Najakcharmer -> Bad proposition contest (5/12/2006 5:48:55 PM)
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I R TEH DOMINATE FEMALE. U WILL NEEL 2 ME NOW SLAVE. EVEN IF U R NOT SUBMISIVE. SLAVES R NOT ALLOWED 2 OWN NE THING SO U WILL SINE OVER UR HOUSE & CAR 2 ME. B4 WE MEET. R ELSE U R NOT A REEL SLAVE. U WILL ALSO B BRANDED ON O/our 1ST MEETING. ON THE FORE HEAD. & FLOGGID 25 HRS A DAY & CHANED 2 MY DUNJEON WALL. THIS WILL B UR REEL LIFE BECAUSE I AM 4 REEL, U B 2. ALL OF YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
The fun on this thread: http://www.collarchat.com/m_368515/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#368978 inspired me to start a "world's worst come-on" contest thread. Here's another excellent entry: http://www.collarchat.com/My_Alternative_Dominant_Profile/m_368626/tm.htm
Basically, from whatever orientation you feel like posing as, write the LEAST attractive and/or silliest proposition, come-on, profile, etc, that you can imagine.
Enjoy the hilarity!
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