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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

I think she was either being deliberately rude, or was trying the 'Domme-him-from-the-get-go' tactic.

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, you made me spit out my tea!!!! I tried to ring Peon but he doesn't answer his mobile, lol, he must be sucking on something

Jeez, how many times have I given you my landline no.?

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, you made me spit out my tea!!!! I tried to ring Peon but he doesn't answer his mobile, lol, he must be sucking on something

Jeez, how many times have I given you my landline no.?

Thought if you're not answering the mobile you might not be home or "busy" with somebody (I know you are always living in hope)

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, you made me spit out my tea!!!! I tried to ring Peon but he doesn't answer his mobile, lol, he must be sucking on something

Jeez, how many times have I given you my landline no.?

Thought if you're not answering the mobile you might not be home or "busy" with somebody (I know you are always living in hope)

True, I'm talking to some mad woman right now. ;-)

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious


See, I just thought it was a pretty astute observation.

When you told me, I knew exactly what she meant.

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ORIGINAL: tj444
So what kinds of things did you like a lot in a vanilla relationship and can't do without?

The slushy stuff, the romantic stuff; lots of things that allow me to feel big and protective, I suppose.
I've suddenly realised I find it extraordinarily difficult to write about such things.

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ORIGINAL: HeatherMcLeather

Well I was hesitant to post this, but as Hanners pointed out, I've been pretty open already, so here goes (though I wish I could disguise this as some more Jr. philosophizing).

My newest do it for me idea is to be at a relatively upscale club with two older women. sitting between them at a booth. They'd be talking and enjoying their evening, basically ignoring me, but kissing, fondling and fingering me at random.

That's it. Sorry to disappoint, but that's as dirty as my mind gets these days (well not really, but the good stuff is memories rather than fantasies).

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

As I was whacking myself off a tadpole tornado earlier, I fell to contemplating an idea that used to give me a buzz many years ago, but which I'd forgotten about. I was reminded tonight by one of the latest threads on pro-dommes and how they're the instruments of Satan etc. My usual conclusion: who cares, for pro-domme and punter - but the mixture of money and romantic/sexual relationships can't work for me.

However, they can mix, sort of, in one very specific way. I used to get this buzz out of being employed as a kind of servant, for all possible jobs, for some frosty, selfish Domme. My butt would be worked off, and for a measly wage. (It had to be measly - deliberately derisory.) Anyway, that idea popped back into my mind earlier this evening as I was thranging away vigorously at my pork sword. Fun!

So, what's your latest little buzz?

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Man, I am disappointed in you. I cannot even fathom the depths of immaturity it requires to post so gratuitously about helping put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college as though it were, what, something to be proud of? I mean have you no dignity? I sincerely hope that this thread is deleted as a warning to anybody else who even considers posting about slapping around their salami and the kinds of sordid thoughts that race through their mind as Dr. Strangelove prepares to make his salute. I mean sure, when I've been playing tug of war with Polyphemus lately some particular thoughts have marched through my brain, but I certainly wouldn't be so crass as to post details about my stream of consciousness as I put my thumb in the porridge and go mmmm mmmm mmmm. Seriously, have you no shame? Grow up!

Yours,

Parappa the Dapper

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So what kinds of things did you like a lot in a vanilla relationship and can't do without?

The slushy stuff, the romantic stuff; lots of things that allow me to feel big and protective, I suppose.
I've suddenly realised I find it extraordinarily difficult to write about such things.

Ah, yes,.. the slushy stuff.
I dream about cuddles, spooning in bed, feeling his strong arms around me, feeling that all is right with the world and i couldnt ask for anything more, total contentment. Walks on the beach, fingers entwined, looking at each other and not needing to say a word. To cook for him, flowers on the table, lightly scented candles, maybe a glass of nice wine. To feel him come up behind me in the kitchen, kissing the back of my neck sending wonderful shudders down my back, feeling his tongue flicking in my ear and melting and for a time, forgetting all about dinner. To feel him caress my body in the shower, kissing slowly, deeply, pushed up against the wall and enjoyed as I should be. Playful pillow fights, water fights, jello fights, all leading to my surrender. Or just sitting and watching tv, naughty thoughts running thru my mind, laying my head on his lap, snuggling up to the growing bulge in his pants, unzipping him and playing with him, slowly licking and sucking him. teasing him, transporting him into another dimension... For all of that to last forever.
I just want to be in love, to live with him and have tons of hot gooey sex.

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ORIGINAL: ParappaTheDapper
Man, I am disappointed in you. I cannot even fathom the depths of immaturity it requires to post so gratuitously about helping put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college as though it were, what, something to be proud of? I mean have you no dignity? I sincerely hope that this thread is deleted as a warning to anybody else who even considers posting about slapping around their salami and the kinds of sordid thoughts that race through their mind as Dr. Strangelove prepares to make his salute. I mean sure, when I've been playing tug of war with Polyphemus lately some particular thoughts have marched through my brain, but I certainly wouldn't be so crass as to post details about my stream of consciousness as I put my thumb in the porridge and go mmmm mmmm mmmm. Seriously, have you no shame? Grow up!

Yours,

Parappa the Dapper

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact
I know this one has to be a joke.  You do realize that at least half of the women on this site (and probably some of the men) enjoy their happy little thoughts about anything connected with peon choking the chicken.  I'm waiting for the day he posts a video of it.  There would probably be so many people going to his profile that it will crash the site.

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