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Termyn8or -> How do I filter the word "fake" ? (5/28/2011 8:56:34 PM)

I am so fucking tired of this bitching about fakes shit from people who want a free nanny from this site, FUCK YOU. You want someone to take you by your little hand to the bars, online and even maybe to school or something ? I am a fake motherfucker I guess.

Know why, because I am not stupid enough to hook up with YOU.

Fuck all this, this is an adult site. Do they get the fucking nannying over at fetlife ? I doubt it. Fuck all you people who have nothing to say but this whiney shit, like how we need to protect you from life FOR FREE.

Call Mother. Not me. Whiney fucking asses. I'll go throw up, be right back.

T^T




juliaoceania -> RE: How do I filter the word "fake" ? (5/28/2011 9:03:19 PM)

For once I agree 100%




Awareness -> RE: How do I filter the word "fake" ? (5/28/2011 9:12:15 PM)

  Set a filter which rejects pages with the phrases "Sarah Palin" and "Michele Bachmann".  That should weed the fakes right out of your browsing experience.




Termyn8or -> RE: How do I filter the word "fake" ? (5/28/2011 9:51:31 PM)

Huh ? Who the fuck are they ?

T^T




gungadin09 -> RE: How do I filter the word "fake" ? (5/28/2011 9:54:27 PM)

What's up with this thread. It's so fake. Where are all the real threads?

pam




SternSkipper -> RE: How do I filter the word "fake" ? (5/28/2011 10:01:32 PM)

quote:

I am so fucking tired of this bitching about fakes shit from people who want a free nanny from this site, FUCK YOU.


You can't filter em... it's your very own punishment from god... which would be all the worse if you were an atheist.





SternSkipper -> RE: How do I filter the word "fake" ? (5/28/2011 10:02:47 PM)

quote:

What's up with this thread. It's so fake. Where are all the real threads?


Quantify "real" and I'll fake one for you




myotherself -> RE: How do I filter the word "fake" ? (5/28/2011 10:10:45 PM)

It's 6am on a sunday morning and the first thing I find on here is that I totally, 100% agree with Termy!!

And I don't even TAKE acid!!! [:D]





MasterG2kTR -> RE: How do I filter the word "fake" ? (5/28/2011 10:54:59 PM)

Termy, ya gotta remember that most of that comes from all these whiny snot-nosed brats that come from the "ME GENERATION" who all grew thinking that they should get everything they want just because they ask for it. The reason for that is cuz their parents were fucking idiots! Instead of giving the kids discipline and telling them to help themselves the parents would just give them everything.




Termyn8or -> RE: How do I filter the word "fake" ? (5/28/2011 10:55:34 PM)

"What's up with this thread. It's so fake. Where are all the real threads? "

You don't want that.

Believe me. I am just goimg through the rest of this. When I get around to it, you don't want to be there when I get there.

T^T




gungadin09 -> RE: How do I filter the word "fake" ? (5/28/2011 11:00:52 PM)

Hehehe. Termy doesn't answer. i think He must be fake.

pam




LadyPact -> RE: How do I filter the word "fake" ? (5/28/2011 11:32:34 PM)

I don't think you can, Term, but it wouldn't be a bad idea.  Then again, I kind of like poking at the ones who start them so I'd probably still have them up.




Termyn8or -> RE: How do I filter the word "fake" ? (5/29/2011 12:39:10 AM)

UFR

"Instead of giving the kids discipline and telling them to help themselves the parents would just give them everything. "

So let this be a wakeup call and let CM put it in the FAQ. I'll take care of the rest.

"You can't filter em... it's your very own punishment from god... which would be all the worse if you were an atheist."

You ain't been here long enough to know just how radical I am. If I could I would kill 80% of the population of this planet. And that is just a glimpse. No shit.

"For once I agree 100% "

Now that's progress. What we been runnin', what, about 65% ?

"It's 6am on a sunday morning and the first thing I find on here is that I totally, 100% agree with Termy!! "

Just wait until I get really real.





God damn motherfucking two balled bitch,
Your Mother's in the kitchen making piles of shit,
Your brother's in jail, you're Father's in hell,
You sister's on the corner singing "titties for sale".




Think of about fifteen assholes like me singing that walking home from school on Hilliard Avenue in Ohio. Should give you an idea of my level of tolerance for this dumbass shit. But see, I kept it cool, for a while.

T^T




DeviantlyD -> RE: How do I filter the word "fake" ? (5/29/2011 1:31:42 AM)

That was 3 minutes of my life I'll never get back. :P




myotherself -> RE: How do I filter the word "fake" ? (5/29/2011 1:45:09 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

Just wait until I get really real.




I don't believe you are real.

I'm a Termatheist.
[:)]




Termyn8or -> RE: How do I filter the word "fake" ? (5/29/2011 2:40:00 AM)

FR

Hey pizza girl, you and the non-believers are going to find out the hard way. Like Jesus threatened you with eternal damnation, well that boy ain't shit.

And those three minutes ? THEY ARE MINE NOW MWA HA HA HA HA, and you all will submit to me, all your money and worldly possesions and never ask one question.

If not, YOU are the fake. HA !

I think what we do, is get a spray bottle full of gasoline and a pack of matches, and watch them RUN. Run from themselves. It's much better than watching a dog chase it's tail. Well you had to be there..............

Kneel. Kneel before me all those who distrust my distrust. All those who oppose my oppostion. All those who contradict my condradiction. All those who, well, whatever you do, kneel anyway.

You will all come to know the power and the glory. I am the center of the universe and everything else really is fake.

Send all your money to Paypal account number 34334664............ or thou shall be lost. If you don't, you're a fake. I don't have a camera, but you will send me explicit videos of you, and we will eventually meet in a cold dark alley on the bad side of town. Be there or be square, and remember, the world protects me from all comers. It is their duty, no matter what.

When we meet you will not know who I am, but if you don't show up there, you are a fake. If you don't want to get involved in my petty disputes and be on my side no matter what, you are fake. You know me well enough. Trust me. Just empty out your wallet and your heart and soul to me and you will be redeemed.

Becuse I am speshul. I am the one and only. Me and God got it on even though I am an atheist. He respects me, and now doubts his own existence. No Man is my equal, so send me all your money, despite the fact that I am a trillionaire who can't afford a camera.

And the entire internet was designed to keep me safe from people who doubt my word, let alone doubt anything else. It owes me safety and security. It owes me anonymity but I get to know who everybody else is.

Just because I'm me. And if you don't believe it you are fake.

Open and shut case.

T^T




myotherself -> RE: How do I filter the word "fake" ? (5/29/2011 3:26:06 AM)

I would kneel, but I'd drop the pizza.

Some things are sacred, pizzadammit!!




0ldhen -> RE: How do I filter the word "fake" ? (5/29/2011 4:03:46 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

I would kneel, but I'd drop the pizza.

Some things are sacred, pizzadammit!!



Still waiting for the addy of the shop where you purchased your amazing new hat bunnykins.......




CynthiaWVirginia -> RE: How do I filter the word "fake" ? (5/29/2011 4:07:03 AM)

LOL, you guys are killing me this morning!  Thanks for the laughs.

Um, Termy, at our elementary school in California, that final line was:  "Your sister's on the street calling, 'Pussy for sale!'"  The third line had ended with the father being in jail instead of in hell.  Funny that that lil ditty made it from school to school across the continental USA. [:D]

Now if only I could remember all the words to that song from summer camp, something about boys are made of greasy grimy gopher guts...  Ah, childhood memories, lol. 




myotherself -> RE: How do I filter the word "fake" ? (5/29/2011 4:11:44 AM)

It's called "Poise's Pizza Emporium"...[:D]




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