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Meine Introduktion - 5/29/2011 12:51:01 AM   
Awareness


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Status: offline 		  Ja.  Ich heisse Awareness.

Ich bin eine Uberdomstormborstfuhrer of your panties.

Ich seek eine bisexual twin lingerie models fur mutual fun times und cookery von dem Iron Chef.

Contakt emailen me und attachen references und 8x10" glamour model shots fur meine perusal und pleasure.

Ja.  No men, verdammt!


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RE: Meine Introduktion - 5/29/2011 3:17:26 AM   
DeviantlyD


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Status: offline 		Good luck with that. :)

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RE: Meine Introduktion - 5/29/2011 4:10:29 AM   
myotherself


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Status: offline 		Ich have ein photo von meine pussy - ist dat etwas du are looking for?

Ich will be ihrer slave fur ever und ever.

Du bist soooo manly!!

Ich bin overwhelmed.

Aber ich habe testikles. Ist dat ein problem?



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RE: Meine Introduktion - 5/29/2011 6:17:57 AM   
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Status: offline 		Did you hear about the couple who went on holiday and when they got back, complained about everything and then said;"the worst thing of all, there was'nt any Germans to complain about!"

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RE: Meine Introduktion - 5/29/2011 9:48:05 AM   
ashjor911


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Status: offline 		Welkommen Zu CM,
Ach so...Ich bin Mann.......


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RE: Meine Introduktion - 5/29/2011 1:52:53 PM   
poise


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Awareness

  Ja.  Ich heisse Awareness.

Ich bin eine Uberdomstormborstfuhrer of your panties.

Ich seek eine bisexual twin lingerie models fur mutual fun times und cookery von dem Iron Chef.

Contakt emailen me und attachen references und 8x10" glamour model shots fur meine perusal und pleasure.

Ja.  No men, verdammt!


Iron Chef? Hrmph! We all know Top Chef Masters is the place to be!

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RE: Meine Introduktion - 5/29/2011 7:26:42 PM   
hausboy


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Status: offline 		Vunderbar! Best intro ever.


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RE: Meine Introduktion - 5/29/2011 7:44:04 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		Welcome to CM and the boards.  Glad you write German, the duckies know I didn't understand a word of it and can't be bothered to try to translate it.  Good luck though.

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RE: Meine Introduktion - 5/29/2011 8:02:21 PM   
DeviantlyD


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Status: offline 		tiggerspoohbear: Re-read it. You'll find it isn't all German. And I'd bet that myotherself knows little if any German, despite her "Germanic" response. ;)

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RE: Meine Introduktion - 5/30/2011 3:18:23 AM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		Bejeeeeeeezus I musta been a lot more tired than I thought, thanks Deviant.  I just re-read it and even though it's 6am it made sense to me this time.  And it's fuuny.  I didn't even realize who posted it until I looked at it again.  So shoot me now please, then I won't have to pack the 95% left. 

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RE: Meine Introduktion - 5/30/2011 3:30:53 AM   
Charnegui


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Status: offline 		Uberdom made me laught.... coz in dutch dom stands for dumb 
Und wir benutzen hier auch einige deutche worten, deswegen wann du etwas in einem andere sprache ubersetzt haben wollte, ruf mich zuerst an.

:translation:
Here in Holland we use some german words in our daily speaking... and wenn you have such a brainwave again, Awereness, ask someone to translate for you... it will be much more fun *grinzz*


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RE: Meine Introduktion - 5/30/2011 3:52:13 AM   
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quote:

Ja. Ich heisse Awareness.

Ich bin eine Uberdomstormborstfuhrer of your panties.

Ich seek eine bisexual twin lingerie models fur mutual fun times und cookery von dem Iron Chef.

Contakt emailen me und attachen references und 8x10" glamour model shots fur meine perusal und pleasure.

Ja. No men, verdammt!


Qu'est-ce  kompleta  býk blbost


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RE: Meine Introduktion - 5/30/2011 3:57:50 AM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		Je ne sais pas.  C'est tout Goobledygook.  Francais, et je comprend no problemo.  Capisce? 

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RE: Meine Introduktion - 5/30/2011 8:48:48 AM   
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Status: offline 		Elcomeway otay ethay OllarMecay orumsfay.  Iway opehay ouyay
indfay atwhay ouyay eeksay. 

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RE: Meine Introduktion - 5/30/2011 8:51:12 AM   
DarkSteven


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