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OttersSwim -> RE: Super powers!! (6/1/2011 8:17:02 AM)

Meteor Attractor Boy tests his powers for the first...and last time...  [;)]

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poise -> RE: Super powers!! (6/1/2011 8:29:34 AM)


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ORIGINAL: myotherself

In response to a rather bizarre conversation with DarchChylde, it was suggested that I had a superpower which allowed me to create and snort coffee out of my nose.


I like those State Farm commercials, where they hum "Like a good neighbor", and waaaaahlah, the agent appears.
Only, it wouldn't be an insurance agent I'd be waaaaahlahing for. [8D]

I would also like to be able to make the images in my mind magically appear.
However, I must rely on computer software, so pardon the flaws in this one.


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poise -> RE: Super powers!! (6/1/2011 8:32:24 AM)


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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

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ORIGINAL: myotherself

...so on the front of our superhero costumes, mine would have a pic of a steaming cup of java and a huge nose. LadyC wouldn't have a costume cos she's invisible (ha!).

And you would have a vibrating penis.

Just don't choose a green costume. That might work against you.


Nope, I would have no costume; my power could be used anonymously.  Hell, if done properly, the subject would probably convince herself it was all in her head.  We tend to do that so well anyways.

Though on occasion, I might wear a pirate (Captain Jack Sparrow) costume.  As that seems to have a similar effect.


Please forgive me for this image as well. I couldn't resist!
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LadyConstanze -> RE: Super powers!! (6/1/2011 8:56:40 AM)

I'm not going to flash my butt! I'm the invisible one



ResidentSadist -> RE: Super powers!! (6/1/2011 9:20:58 AM)

I think being able to carry a pizza on my head so there are always plenty of snacks would be handy. 

I'm pretty happy with my powers . . . other than NOT being able to materialize money out of thin air on command. 



Hillwilliam -> RE: Super powers!! (6/1/2011 9:23:02 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

I'm not going to flash my butt! I'm the invisible one


Can you just moon the computer screen so I can see it?



Rule -> RE: Super powers!! (6/1/2011 9:38:55 AM)

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ORIGINAL: myotherself
If you had the choice of superpowers, what would you choose?

I already have a superpower.

However, for seconds I would like to have the ability to invent a bicycle back wheel tire that does not go flat - or if it does, is easily replaceable.



myotherself -> RE: Super powers!! (6/1/2011 9:45:00 AM)


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

I think being able to carry a pizza on my head so there are always plenty of snacks would be handy. 



I'm with you there...[:D]



myotherself -> RE: Super powers!! (6/1/2011 9:47:26 AM)

I am SO gonna have this as my avatar soon, lol!! [:D]

I want the ability to render welts and bruises invisible so I can play as hard as I want and still be able to go to work the next day without people saying "oh my goodness - who beat you up??" lol



FelineFae -> RE: Super powers!! (6/1/2011 12:23:16 PM)

FR~

Flight.



ShaharThorne -> RE: Super powers!! (6/1/2011 3:43:23 PM)

The Ring of Ming

*yes Flash Gordon flashback*

I forsee millions of men (straight) using it to get their women horny.



myotherself -> RE: Super powers!! (6/1/2011 9:51:28 PM)

lmao - here in the UK the word 'ming' is one to avoid...[:D]



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Super powers!! (6/1/2011 10:09:57 PM)

The ability to understand all language, human and animal.

(What does "ming" mean, bunnybunny?)



DeviantlyD -> RE: Super powers!! (6/1/2011 11:58:39 PM)

I would like the superpower ability of teleportation. :) Reading minds would be a good one too...although I would have to have the ability to shut it off...I wouldn't want a non-stop stream of thoughts from others. Flight would be nifty too, since one could have that bird's eye view and be able to get to other places without having to deal with traffic. Yup.

Edited to add: Ooo...just thought about this...faerie glamour!!



0ldhen -> RE: Super powers!! (6/2/2011 6:09:29 AM)


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ORIGINAL: myotherself

In response to a rather bizarre conversation with DarchChylde, it was suggested that I had a superpower which allowed me to create and snort coffee out of my nose.



#1) Damn, that man makes me wish I was a Domme!

#2) But bunny, i thought your super power was wearing hat that you could always nibble on but would always be magically whole.

#3) oooo......magic holes.........something there...right on the edge of my brain...something about....rabbits...and holes....



0ldhen -> RE: Super powers!! (6/2/2011 6:12:21 AM)


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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

Just imagine the effect it would have on you if every time you spoke to a particular guy you felt a slight but pleasant sensation in the crotchal region. 



I think that was just the vibrating egg......seriously though now, I get that feeling every freakin time a Harley thunders by. Does that mean I'm hot for ol Willie G.? Or do I just have a motor fetish....maybe it is the vibrations?



Arpig -> RE: Super powers!! (6/2/2011 2:20:29 PM)

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FR~

Flight.
This. My youngest recently went through a super hero phase and he was constantly asking me what super power I would most want, and I always told him "flying". He was disappointed, he expected death rays from my eyes or something.



sirsholly -> RE: Super powers!! (6/2/2011 2:26:34 PM)

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I had a superpower which allowed me to create and snort coffee out of my nose.
*ponders*

Ok...i can understand snorting coffee out of ones nose...but CREATING it? You storing an Espresso Machine up there?



0ldhen -> RE: Super powers!! (6/2/2011 2:51:24 PM)


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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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I had a superpower which allowed me to create and snort coffee out of my nose.
*ponders*

Ok...i can understand snorting coffee out of ones nose...but CREATING it? You storing an Espresso Machine up there?




Think about it, something needs to be served to drink with the pizza.



YSG -> RE: Super powers!! (6/2/2011 3:03:01 PM)

I already have a power: The ability to easily charm wimminz, even the evil, bitchy ones walk away feeling happy. Of course, it doesnt hurt that Im a shameless flirt [:D]



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