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Super powers!! - 6/1/2011 5:40:10 AM   
myotherself


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If you had the choice of superpowers, what would you choose?



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RE: Super powers!! - 6/1/2011 5:50:06 AM   
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My superpower would be to give any woman an orgasm (or varying levels of sensual pleasure) through my will alone,

Just imagine the effect it would have on you if every time you spoke to a particular guy you felt a slight but pleasant sensation in the crotchal region.  Or to go further, if any time you touched or were touched by this guy you would have a quick but breath-taking orgasm.  Now for the coup-de-grac, imagine if a kiss or embrace from said guy gave you blinding, legs quivering, panty dripping, every nerve on fire multiple orgasms until the contact ended.

Wouldn't you want to get to know this guy a little better?


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RE: Super powers!! - 6/1/2011 5:50:39 AM   
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RE: Super powers!! - 6/1/2011 5:51:33 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

I think being invisible would come in handy....


Hmm,.then you can be safe from my Vibro-Will?


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RE: Super powers!! - 6/1/2011 5:54:08 AM   
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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

I think being invisible would come in handy....


Hmm,.then you can be safe from my Vibro-Will?



Is that a euphemism for penis?

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RE: Super powers!! - 6/1/2011 5:56:01 AM   
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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

I think being invisible would come in handy....


Hmm,.then you can be safe from my Vibro-Will?



Ho hum, let me show you my Japanese fish knife ;) Honestly, only bought it for Sushi making....

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RE: Super powers!! - 6/1/2011 5:57:12 AM   
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ORIGINAL: myotherself


quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

I think being invisible would come in handy....


Hmm,.then you can be safe from my Vibro-Will?



Is that a euphemism for penis?


My lady, don't you know that everything is a thinly veiled euphemism for penis?  Actually, that's me trying to come up a name for me aforementioned superpower.


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RE: Super powers!! - 6/1/2011 5:59:21 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

Ho hum, let me show you my Japanese fish knife ;) Honestly, only bought it for Sushi making....

I don't care how cold it is, my penis shall not be compared to raw fish, just saying.



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RE: Super powers!! - 6/1/2011 5:59:47 AM   
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Status: offline 		...so on the front of our superhero costumes, mine would have a pic of a steaming cup of java and a huge nose. LadyC wouldn't have a costume cos she's invisible (ha!).

And you would have a vibrating penis.

Just don't choose a green costume. That might work against you.

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RE: Super powers!! - 6/1/2011 6:02:55 AM   
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...so on the front of our superhero costumes, mine would have a pic of a steaming cup of java and a huge nose. LadyC wouldn't have a costume cos she's invisible (ha!).

And you would have a vibrating penis.

Just don't choose a green costume. That might work against you.


Nope, I would have no costume; my power could be used anonymously.  Hell, if done properly, the subject would probably convince herself it was all in her head.  We tend to do that so well anyways.

Though on occasion, I might wear a pirate (Captain Jack Sparrow) costume.  As that seems to have a similar effect.


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RE: Super powers!! - 6/1/2011 6:05:20 AM   
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Status: offline 		Bunny, I can't help it but I am now thinking about the Rampant Rabbit does it come in green too?

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RE: Super powers!! - 6/1/2011 6:34:25 AM   
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*snickers*

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RE: Super powers!! - 6/1/2011 6:40:38 AM   
darchChylde


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RE: Super powers!! - 6/1/2011 6:47:59 AM   
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Involuntary web cam man.

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RE: Super powers!! - 6/1/2011 6:52:41 AM   
darchChylde


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I would want the ability to see out of other's computer screens.

Involuntary web cam man.


In most cases, sounds like a curse to me.  Btw, nice, big cock you got there.


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RE: Super powers!! - 6/1/2011 6:53:48 AM   
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Status: offline 		ty darch. and they say there's no big white ones.

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RE: Super powers!! - 6/1/2011 6:59:23 AM   
myotherself


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RE: Super powers!! - 6/1/2011 7:00:19 AM   
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Status: offline 		Being invisible sounds good OR having the ability to read mind's
Tho the mind reading could work against me too.  Sometimes ignorance really is bliss!

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RE: Super powers!! - 6/1/2011 8:04:08 AM   
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I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
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RE: Super powers!! - 6/1/2011 8:09:58 AM   
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