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RE: hookers and prostitutes - 6/2/2011 1:17:19 PM

sirsholly

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spiders are put on the planet to terrorize me and get me close to heath attacks... HATE THEM

i second this.

I will never forget the time a spider had me cornered in the bathroom....for over an hour!! The lil bastard was taking a freaking nap.

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RE: hookers and prostitutes - 6/2/2011 1:17:40 PM

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Thought I remembered you. You got lambasted for the last thread you posted which was basically the same kind of whine http://www.collarchat.com/m_3586504/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#3586504

That was posted 3 months ago, I see you didnt take any of the suggestions that were made to be more successful, yet you ask almost the same exact whiny question now. You still have the same 9 word profile with one of those words misspelled, the same all kink interest list, the same implication that many of the women here have sex for money...how is it again that you expect to find someone who is not a prostitute?

It was explained to you then and now why you would be the lowest of the heap for any woman who was looking for a non-financial connection. There are many more men on sites like this than women, how exactly do you propose to get a woman with the babyish attitude that is evident in your threads? Obviously you aren't having much luck, I wonder why that is?

Lol on the fact that you're looking for Dommes. Another 'Dom' looking to play under the table. You just can't get any nookie in any form can you?

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RE: hookers and prostitutes - 6/2/2011 1:19:18 PM

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

I have found a person who understand me, let me hug and kiss you, and then wrap you up.... Insects (including butterflies) just squid me out and spiders are put on the planet to terrorize me and get me close to heath attacks... HATE THEM

Walks up and gives LadyC a big hug :)

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RE: hookers and prostitutes - 6/2/2011 1:22:38 PM

sirsholly

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Thought I remembered you. You got lambasted for the last thread you posted which was basically the same kind of whine

damn good thing this thread is hijacked.

But did it HAVE to be hijacked for *shudder* spiders?

I mean...really people...ick.

Just...ick.

Yuck.

Bleeeech.

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RE: hookers and prostitutes - 6/2/2011 1:25:12 PM

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But did it HAVE to be hijacked for *shudder* spiders?

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RE: hookers and prostitutes - 6/2/2011 1:31:11 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

Thought I remembered you. You got lambasted for the last thread you posted which was basically the same kind of whine

damn good thing this thread is hijacked.

But did it HAVE to be hijacked for *shudder* spiders?

I mean...really people...ick.

Just...ick.

Yuck.

Bleeeech.

How 'bout giraffes then?

This giraffe walks into a bar and yells, "The high balls are on me".

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RE: hookers and prostitutes - 6/2/2011 1:37:30 PM

sirsholly

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quote:

ORIGINAL: hlen5

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

Thought I remembered you. You got lambasted for the last thread you posted which was basically the same kind of whine

damn good thing this thread is hijacked.

But did it HAVE to be hijacked for *shudder* spiders?

I mean...really people...ick.

Just...ick.

Yuck.

Bleeeech.

How 'bout giraffes then?

This giraffe walks into a bar and yells, "The high balls are on me".

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RE: hookers and prostitutes - 6/2/2011 1:40:00 PM

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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

quote:

But did it HAVE to be hijacked for *shudder* spiders?

you iz ebil!!

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RE: hookers and prostitutes - 6/2/2011 1:42:00 PM

sirsholly

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We can hijack it to cowboys...

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggie.

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RE: hookers and prostitutes - 6/2/2011 1:50:38 PM

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In the words of Bruce Willis " Yippee-kai-yay, mofo"! (Die Hard)

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RE: hookers and prostitutes - 6/2/2011 2:07:20 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

spiders are put on the planet to terrorize me and get me close to heath attacks... HATE THEM

i second this.

I will never forget the time a spider had me cornered in the bathroom....for over an hour!! The lil bastard was taking a freaking nap.

I usually do alert help by screaming LOUDLY

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RE: hookers and prostitutes - 6/2/2011 2:14:42 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: hlen5

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

Thought I remembered you. You got lambasted for the last thread you posted which was basically the same kind of whine

damn good thing this thread is hijacked.

But did it HAVE to be hijacked for *shudder* spiders?

I mean...really people...ick.

Just...ick.

Yuck.

Bleeeech.

How 'bout giraffes then?

This giraffe walks into a bar and yells, "The high balls are on me".

Chap walks into a bar with a gorilla and a giraffe. He gets a couple of beers for the gorilla and himself, but the giraffe demands a bottle of scotch.
The chap and the gorilla take a table and the guy bungs his change in the jukebox. The giraffe, meanwhile, swilling down scotch like it's going out of fashion, reels up to a table full of female undergraduates*, pulls a lascivious face, and starts making indecent suggestions. He leaves when one of the girls threatens to stick his bottle up his arse if he doesn't go away.
As he reels away again, he brushes past a fellow at the bar, and spills his drink. The chap at the bar starts to say something, but is put off by the giraffe screaming abuse at him. The bloke at the bar demands an apology. The giraffe farts at him. he stands up and punches the giraffe out.
The gorilla and the fellow who was with the giraffe finish their drinks and get up to leave. The barman calls out to them:
"You can't leave that lying there," he ays, pointing at the giraffe. The chap who came in with it rolls his eyes.
"It isn't a lion, he says, it's a giraffe. It just thinks it's a bloody lion..."

*(Limey for "sorority girls")

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RE: hookers and prostitutes - 6/2/2011 3:05:57 PM

hlen5

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This grasshopper hops into a bar, sits on a stool and orders a beer. The bartender says, "We have a drink named after you". The grasshopper says, "Really? You got a drink named Bob?".

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RE: hookers and prostitutes - 6/2/2011 3:10:21 PM

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I know that joke, except it's a white horse ordering a whisky, and he said his name was Eric.

Ah, cultural differences.

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RE: hookers and prostitutes - 6/2/2011 3:28:13 PM

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Worst bar joke ever!!!!

Two guys walk into a bar.

The third guy ducks under it.

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RE: hookers and prostitutes - 6/2/2011 3:30:26 PM

sirsholly

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Worst bar joke ever!!!!

i'd say it is a tie with the white horse named Eric.

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RE: hookers and prostitutes - 6/2/2011 3:36:41 PM

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This was told to me as the worst joke ever:

And the barman says 'we don't serve your sort in here!'

...

...

...

...a time traveler walks into a bar.

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RE: hookers and prostitutes - 6/2/2011 5:49:32 PM

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you iz ebil!!

Nah... this iz ebil!

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RE: hookers and prostitutes - 6/2/2011 6:01:21 PM

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Have you seen the phone commercial where the guy has a tarantula screensaver? A hoot!

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(Except for sydney funnel webs and the like. They need a flamethrower.)

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RE: hookers and prostitutes - 6/2/2011 6:05:04 PM

mummyman321

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Okay.....this is starting to freak me out. Now I am going to have itchy skin for the rest of the night/morning!

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