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We searched and searched for an uncensored version but couldn't find one. We did, however find the uncensored script on this site: http://www.wierdjunk.scriptmania.com/q_skits.html
Gollum Acceptance speech (uncensored)
Andy Serkis: Hi everybody, my name’s Andy Serkis and I’m delighted to receive this award on behalf of everybody who brought Gollum to life. I can’t actually be with you this evening because we’re down in New Zealand completing more shots on Gollum for Return of the King. I’m actually in the motion capture studio where we do a lot of Gollum. Uh, I would like to say a big thank you to all of the MTV fans, to the Lord of the Rings fans, and to everybody who worked on Gollum. It is a complete marriage of skills…
Gollum: You’re a liar, and a thief! (Andy looks shocked and Gollum takes the popcorn) It’s mine! I won it! It was me! We only won because of me!
Sméagol: And me. MTV is my friend, my friend.
Gollum: You don’t have any friends! Nobody likes you.
Sméagol: *crying*(Andy looks exasperated)*Then perks up* Dobby likes me.
Gollum: Dobby! Dobby’s a fucking fag!
Andy: (Andy looks resigned, then speaks in a parental tone) That’s enough, Gollum.
Gollum: Piss off, Serkis, you stupid fat worthless fucking turd!
Andy: (Bewildered) I’m- I’m not fat.
Gollum: We’re not gonna thank anyone, no noooo. Not you, (Points at Serkis) not MTV, and not those pigs and pushy pin-dicks at Wetta Digital. (Andy looks shocked) And Peter Jackson, my precious, who do you think you are you fucking hack? (Andy motions for camera crew to stop filming) Shame on you, shame on you! Go fuck yourself!
Sméagol: I’m not listening, I’m not listening…
Gollum: (Andy looks embarrassed with hand on face) Frankly, nothing can compensate for the long hours, low pay, and miserable experience we’ve had making this fucking movie. And if you think a fucking little tub of gold popcorn is gonna remotely make up (Andy looks off camera for help) for everything we’ve suffered, you’re sadly fucking mistaken! You’re all bastards! MTV SUCKS! WE HATE YOU ALL!
Sméagol: Good night. (Sméagol runs off and Andy gives a confused and apologetic look to the audience)
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Gollum on MTV. Funny stuff - 
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