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Termyn8or -> RE: So stooopid (6/4/2011 5:01:57 AM)
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Sure I was buzzzzzzzzzed (just luv that Z key). But I have been noticing alot of stoooopidity lately. At the shop the other day dumbass (____) in there. I show her an example of a yoke for a TV, which is what's bad in her TV. She says "What's that got to do with the power button". Well the motherfucker is shorted and it ain't gonna work when it's shorted. Jeeszus fucking.....
Myself, the bank. I have this account that lies dormant at the moment because I went through process with the bankruptcy. One way they git ya is when you are in default is your account gets frozen. You cna put money in but not take it out. I got that part figured out. So I don't use the account. They decide they want two bucks a month to keep my pittance. I left tweny bucks in there through the proces.
Well I get a bank statement that says that they took ten bucks for a non-activity fee. I was on the phone qwik. Now I've had this account for well over twenty years and so I would like to keep it. They agreed to waive the ten bucks, but it would just crop back up next month. Well the end result of it is for there to be activity, within about a week I have to do something. They stripped it down to thirty cents. Now these MFs, what I am going to do is to get someone, anyone to write me a check, drawn on another bank for $1.71. Why ? Because that will pay for one month and leave a balance of one penny. I insist it be in the form of check, so they have to process it. You want activity motherfucker ?
I chose that bank because they are smaller, maintain slightly higher capitalisation than usual and they were - - well, nice. But if they're going to get like that, WTF do I need with them ? Yes I am going to deposit exactly $1.71 and call and bitch to get the charge taken off. We'll see what happens. See I also intend to open another account for online stuff, maybe even get Paypal, but it will not be linked to my main checking, ever. I haven't had a check bounce in about thrity years. But if that's the way it's going to be, they can take that account and shove it. If I get pissed, I'll just take my thirty cents and let them go fuck themselves. "Mr. Drysdale is keeping all that money over in his bank for me and not charging me a dime to do it":, not ny more.
Boss is whining again, he has so much to do. Well motherfucker you want the money from doing three jobs, do the three jobs. I don't want to hear it. I'm sick of that shit. Two key lines the other day to him : "Quit whining and give me the fucking name" and "Don't micromanage if you don't want the details, go away". Fukum. I fucking double dare you to fire me.
Roomie leaves the TV on. I don't care about the electric bill because of the AC. The power drain means shit. You don't understand, I don't want to hear voices, voices that only talk for the sole fucking purpose of selling something. Goddammit. I'm going to shoot the fucking thing one day, so sue me, fuck it.
Down Carnegie ave. asshole must have changed lanes five times in about three blocks. Asshole got fucked behind a left turner and I happily whizzed on by. LOL. Fucking asshole.
Reminds me of a time my buddy calls me up, practically in tears. He sells a car to some rocket scientist I presume. Next day the guy calls up "This car won't run". Sorry about your luck, I ain't a car lot, but does it crank ? I mean does it go "R_ R_ R_ R_ R_ " when you turn the key ? "Yes". Is there gas in it ? The guy says : " Gas ? ". Come the fuck on here.
Yeah I know this thread almost seems pointless and maybe it is. Or maybe it is an invitation to a stupidity party. I mean through the years I've figured out that some people are simply dumb as a box of rocks, but goddamn, the box of rocks must be experiencing some sort of devolution now. It really is that bad.
My boss is a story all to himself. One day he gets high and can't find his cellphone, so he figures he would just call his cellphone and it will ring and he can find it. But he can't find his cellphone so he can call his cellphone so he can find it. Duh. And that is not the end of the cellphone saga anyway. One phone went bad, it wouldn't charge properly. Now he is neuvoriche kinda and a DP to start with. He takes it in and they check it in for service. This is his main phone.
"Wait, I got total replacement coverage on this". Well it's not damaged they say. He takes it out in the parking lots and runs it over with his Mercedes. He brings it back in and says " Is this damaged enought for ya ? " Not a damn thing they could do about it either, they gave him a new phone.
It's getting to be too much. I mean I am starting to think that there is only so much brain power in this world and it is getting spread too thin these days. I mean I figure the planet can hold enough brain power for like two or three billion people to be able to survive, so with six billion I guess most people are walking around with a third of a brain.
I mean I want to get a megaphone and just shout at 146dB "What the fuck is wrong with you people". Seriously, they seem to be almost as smart as my neighbor's dogs. Ony is a siberian mini husky type something or other, I'm over there and he looks like he wants attention. Well you dumb fuck, if you want petted get over here. Pi on the other hand (who I call 3.14157265135 at times) knows how to get attention. Jump up on me and start biting my chin. That little fuck will bite anything, so be fully clothed when you go over there.
We're not talking the planet of the apes, we're talking about modern man. How much stupidity is just so commonplace that we just brush it off ? Maybe some of us get high and all that just in an attempt to understand this. You know people don't excuse me for stupidity if I am intoxicated really, and I don't expect it. But goddammit, it's starting to look like if I got so fucked up I couldn't walk, I would still be twice as smart as some people. What fucking excuse do they have ?
Ever literally laugh at a car wreck ? Well one time on Brookpark road, which is a main thoroughfare here, there were people waiting to get out into traffic out of a drveway. Well for some reason like four of them, at the same time decided to go. They did not have assured clear distance - to say the least. They got NAILED ! All of them. Now I can see one idiot fucking up, but was it like contagious or something ? I mean two of them abreast just decided to go, AND THE PEOPLE BEHIBND THEM JUST FOLLOWED ! I was happy to be on the other side of the street and I could not stop myself from laughing. What the fuxk ?
I used to say that stupidity can be cured with knowledge, but I am reconsidering that. Got any prime examples ? They don't have to be Darwin award candidates, that's for another thread. Just let me know that I am not alone here.
It's getting to the point where the intellectual side of me wants to go down to Africa and eat bananas with the monkeys.
T^T
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