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Why do I love being made fun of? - imthe1guy78 - 6/4/2011 9:48:35 PM

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I have no idea why but I love when women make fun of my tiny little guy. Why does this get me so turned on? Any responses or comments would be appreciated.

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RE: Why do I love being made fun of? - imthe1guy78 - 6/4/2011 10:11:08 PM

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It really doesn't matter why. Do you wonder why you like oatmeal? As long as it is consensual i don't see you having any problems

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RE: Why do I love being made fun of? - imthe1guy78 - 6/4/2011 10:13:50 PM

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To paraphrase Lady GaGa, you were born that way.

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RE: Why do I love being made fun of? - imthe1guy78 - 6/4/2011 10:18:42 PM

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It's the perfect way to say "I'm born this way, and enjoy it when you make fun of the obevious!" I don't have to feel embarrassed. I can just enjoy it!
I don't really know why, other than, when the secret is out, I don't have to worry about it. M

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RE: Why do I love being made fun of? - imthe1guy78 - 6/5/2011 5:49:02 AM

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It might make you feel more... competitive.

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The third big surprise was the parts of anatomy that men prefer. It turns out that heterosexual men very much like looking at penises. There's pretty overwhelming evidence for it: Men search for penises almost as often as they search for vaginas. There's about a thousand heterosexual sites dedicated to large penises, and large penises are a category of erotica in all the major porn video sites. We think the reason for this is because it's actually from our evolutionary heritage. If you look at all the other primates, the penis is a prominent and versatile social tool used for many different purposes -- to indicate aggression, to mark territory, to indicated sexual interest. The penis may also function as a sperm competition cue. That is a very specific hard-wired cue for men to trigger arousal -- basically if a man has a reason to think that a woman recently had sex with a man it makes him more aroused and the penis must play a role in that.

What the internet reveals about sexual desire.

Hard to say really, if it works, it works, good luck.

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RE: Why do I love being made fun of? - imthe1guy78 - 6/5/2011 8:56:27 AM

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Competitive? Really

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RE: Why do I love being made fun of? - imthe1guy78 - 6/5/2011 9:02:45 AM

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I dunno, never really thought about it, so that's off the top of my head - whatever works.

If a chick complains my dick is too small, I fist her.

Old joke: guy pulls his pants down, chick points and laughs, and says: "who you think you're going to satisfy with that thing"?

He says: "Me".

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RE: Why do I love being made fun of? - imthe1guy78 - 6/6/2011 10:20:39 AM

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You can make it bigger. No seriously. All you have to do is follow my three step program for success:

Step 1: Eat a healthy diet. whole foods
Step 2: Lose weight. Become slim
Step 3: Lift weights, gain muscle

Losing weight helps your penis grow significantly, trust me on this. I have correlative evidence from the variety of men I've been with, and personal experience from losing weight on my own.

I'm sure you came in here to get people to lok at the pictures and insult you so you can get off on it. Your profile is too mememememe fetish oriented to be much else. But the lovely forum posters here will be glad to offer you all the encouragement, support and acceptance that you don't want ^_^

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RE: Why do I love being made fun of? - imthe1guy78 - 6/6/2011 12:11:25 PM

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Actually, dicks don't get any bigger when their owners lose weight. They just look longer because of the reduction of lower belly pooge. Like if you'd clip a turtle's shell back, his head & neck would look longer.

I've also heard that trimming the pubic hair back has the same effect, but I don't have first-hand experience with that.

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RE: Why do I love being made fun of? - imthe1guy78 - 6/6/2011 12:19:08 PM

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ORIGINAL: windchymes

Actually, dicks don't get any bigger when their owners lose weight. They just look longer because of the reduction of lower belly pooge. Like if you'd clip a turtle's shell back, his head & neck would look longer.

I've also heard that trimming the pubic hair back has the same effect, but I don't have first-hand experience with that.

I can only imagine these conversations taking place on CM... god I love this place some days

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RE: Why do I love being made fun of? - imthe1guy78 - 6/6/2011 12:23:10 PM

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And to think that once I aspired to be a music teacher. Now I just educate the masses in here.

I actually snorted before I got done typing

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RE: Why do I love being made fun of? - imthe1guy78 - 6/6/2011 1:01:26 PM

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ORIGINAL: windchymes

I've also heard that trimming the pubic hair back has the same effect, but I don't have first-hand experience with that.

Hahahahaha, yeah that's how I convinced every guy I ever was with to have a shave, then look amazed and say "Wow, it looks soooooo much bigger!" You wanna bet they keep shaving their pubes...

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RE: Why do I love being made fun of? - imthe1guy78 - 6/6/2011 1:37:46 PM

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We could probably use that to our advantage......like "ooooh, when you put the seat back down it looks bigger!" and "ooooh, when you pick your socks up, it looks bigger!" and so on.....

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RE: Why do I love being made fun of? - imthe1guy78 - 6/6/2011 1:52:30 PM

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OP, You gonna start one of these every fucking day, now?

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RE: Why do I love being made fun of? - imthe1guy78 - 6/6/2011 2:00:37 PM

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We could probably use that to our advantage......like "ooooh, when you put the seat back down it looks bigger!" and "ooooh, when you pick your socks up, it looks bigger!" and so on.....

Wait...I thought that dating a supermodel, buying women jewelry and getting that Corvette finally was what made your dick bigger.

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RE: Why do I love being made fun of? - imthe1guy78 - 6/6/2011 3:03:56 PM

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ORIGINAL: sexyred1

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ORIGINAL: windchymes

We could probably use that to our advantage......like "ooooh, when you put the seat back down it looks bigger!" and "ooooh, when you pick your socks up, it looks bigger!" and so on.....

Wait...I thought that dating a supermodel, buying women jewelry and getting that Corvette finally was what made your dick bigger.

Around these parts, it seems to be the BMW z3 & z4. Then again, it might just be the tiny car that makes it look bigger

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RE: Why do I love being made fun of? - imthe1guy78 - 6/8/2011 1:00:36 AM

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Wait...I thought that dating a supermodel, buying women jewelry and getting that Corvette finally was what made your dick bigger.

In my experience X, Y, and Z is a sure sign that he is a dick.

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RE: Why do I love being made fun of? - imthe1guy78 - 6/11/2011 12:17:24 AM

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I still love it and have gotten some awesome messages. Ty

I'd love more. Post here or feel free to send private messages.

You all rule

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RE: Why do I love being made fun of? - imthe1guy78 - 6/11/2011 12:20:45 AM

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RE: Why do I love being made fun of? - imthe1guy78 - 6/11/2011 12:24:03 AM

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ORIGINAL: Nanako
You can make it bigger. No seriously. All you have to do is follow my three step program for success:

Step 1: Eat a healthy diet. whole foods
Step 2: Lose weight. Become slim
Step 3: Lift weights, gain muscle

Losing weight helps your penis grow significantly, trust me on this. I have correlative evidence from the variety of men I've been with, and personal experience from losing weight on my own.

I'm sure you came in here to get people to lok at the pictures and insult you so you can get off on it. Your profile is too mememememe fetish oriented to be much else. But the lovely forum posters here will be glad to offer you all the encouragement, support and acceptance that you don't want ^_^

I think you forgot step 4: Get a penile implant, if that is something you worry about. *shrugs* M

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