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Dear Loki


Is Loki the answer guru of the new millennium
  26% (27)
Is Loki just full of crap
  35% (36)
Is Loki taking full adv. of Mexico's new 'all drugs are legal' laws
  37% (38)


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RE: Dear Loki - 5/13/2006 11:07:10 PM   
Wulfchyld


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ORIGINAL: MistressLove999

Oh and Dear Loki some help with this  stupid quote & copy thing would be really super,  I searched for the help topics on these things and haven't found it yet.


Dear MistressLove999,

I understand that getting the scanner to scan what you are looking at on the monitor can be a challenge, with lugging the heavy monitor, scrapping off all the white out from off the screen, and then trying to load the scan into the browser. Yes, I was you for the longest time then all the sudden I was reading my comics.... er... uh.... wall street journal, and seen a very nifty political cartoon. I looked at the little conversation balloon and BLAM!!!! So the same balloon on the post browser. After much research and discovery, and some very heavy-duty technical support (8 year old said here it is dummy) I found the quote option on the posts. Glad I could help, and after this post I am selling my stocks in white out.

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/13/2006 11:07:53 PM   
wytchywoman


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Status: offline 		Dear Loki,

I have a stalker on CM. He has been stalking me from one place to another for 10 years now. I didn't know he was on CM when I first joined, but he is here. What should I do?


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RE: Dear Loki - 5/13/2006 11:11:54 PM   
MistressLove999


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressLove999

Oh and Dear Loki some help with this  stupid quote & copy thing would be really super,  I searched for the help topics on these things and haven't found it yet.


Dear MistressLove999,

I understand that getting the scanner to scan what you are looking at on the monitor can be a challenge, with lugging the heavy monitor, scrapping off all the white out from off the screen, and then trying to load the scan into the browser. Yes, I was you for the longest time then all the sudden I was reading my comics.... er... uh.... wall street journal, and seen a very nifty political cartoon. I looked at the little conversation balloon and BLAM!!!! So the same balloon on the post browser. After much research and discovery, and some very heavy-duty technical support (8 year old said here it is dummy) I found the quote option on the posts. Glad I could help, and after this post I am selling my stocks in white out.


Yes Dear I found this long ago but when I want to cut it into pieces and not quote your whole quote is whats confusing me, THAT's when I screw it all up. lol

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/13/2006 11:14:29 PM   
Wulfchyld


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ORIGINAL: wytchywoman

Dear Loki,

I have a stalker on CM. He has been stalking me from one place to another for 10 years now. I didn't know he was on CM when I first joined, but he is here. What should I do?



Dear wytchy,

I would say go ahead and invite him over, then do exactly what the voices tell you.

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/13/2006 11:18:41 PM   
Wulfchyld


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ORIGINAL: MistressLove999

Yes Dear I found this long ago but when I want to cut it into pieces and not quote your whole quote is whats confusing me, THAT's when I screw it all up. lol


Dear MistressLove999,

Methinks you should read your mail.

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Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together


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RE: Dear Loki - 5/13/2006 11:20:25 PM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		Dear Loki,
 
As you know, my Klasha is a motocross racer.  He arrived from
LA LA Land today for a visit.  When we removed his shirt, I noticed
that his nipples are all tough and scared.  Upon questioning him, he
revealed the cause.  When riding motocross the riders wear a hard
plastic chest protector with a long sleeved jersey under it.  He normally puts another couple of shirts on under the jersey to reduce the friction on his very hairy chest.  But right now, it is coming into the summer and the tracks down in Southern California are way too hot; so he cannot wear that many layers.  I suggested big band-aids
over the nipples but he has all that chest hair.  And no, he does not
want the hair ripped out a la "The 40 Year Old Virgin".
 
Do you have any recommendations to reduce the friction on
his nipples and avoid the scarring?
 
Sincerely,
 
Mystress Vendaval Lazuli
Disorderly House
 
 
 
 
 
 

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/13/2006 11:25:56 PM   
Wulfchyld


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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Dear Loki,
 
  I suggested big band-aids
over the nipples but he has all that chest hair.  And no, he does not
want the hair ripped out a la "The 40 Year Old Virgin".
 
Do you have any recommendations to reduce the friction on
his nipples and avoid the scarring?
 
Sincerely,
 
Mystress Vendaval Lazuli
Disorderly House
 


Dear Vendaval,
 
In the MX circuit there are many manufacturers of personal safety gear. I would suggest a female chest protector in hot pink and a tu-tu to complete the ensemble.


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Where there is a whip, there is a way!
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RE: Dear Loki - 5/13/2006 11:36:49 PM   
MistressLove999


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Status: offline 		no mail yet dear.

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/13/2006 11:37:28 PM   
BlkTallFullfig


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Status: offline 		Dear Loki,
How do I determine with whom I will have chemistry, it's so completely phucking random with me?  M

< Message edited by BlkTallFullfig -- 5/13/2006 11:38:54 PM >

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/13/2006 11:39:24 PM   
Wulfchyld


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressLove999

no mail yet dear.


Methinks you should check you CM mailbox and if you don't have mail from me, send me mail.

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Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together


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RE: Dear Loki - 5/13/2006 11:48:59 PM   
Wulfchyld


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ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig

Dear Loki,
How do I determine with whom I will have chemistry, it's so completely phucking random with me?  M


Dear BlkTallFullfig,

I have two alternatives for you... The first is to make sure they can seduce your mind and chemistry should be a shoe in. The second is to lock 30 men up in wall shackles, reprogram them and who ever reprogramming takes with gets to live. This contribution is brought to you by... "The wit and wisdom of Charles Manson" "My bitch, my boybot by J. Dahlmer" and "Cuff Crazy by J. Gacey"

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Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together


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RE: Dear Loki - 5/13/2006 11:49:12 PM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		Dear Loki,
 
My Klasha and I went swimming today at the pool in My apartment
complex.  I jumped in and lost the bottom of My bathing suit,
thereby flashing all the sunbathers.  Worse, it sunk all the way
to the deep bottom of the pool because that is where I jumped
in.  My Klasha retrieved it for Me, but it was very embarrassing 
trying to put the bottoms back on with everyone staring. 
 
Is there a graceful way to handle these types of faux-pas?
 
Sincerely,
 
Mystress Vendaval Lazuli
Disorderly House


_____________________________

"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/13/2006 11:57:04 PM   
Wulfchyld


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Dear Loki,
 
My Klasha and I went swimming today at the pool in My apartment
complex.  I jumped in and lost the bottom of My bathing suit,
thereby flashing all the sunbathers.  Worse, it sunk all the way
to the deep bottom of the pool because that is where I jumped
in.  My Klasha retrieved it for Me, but it was very embarrassing 
trying to put the bottoms back on with everyone staring. 
 
Is there a graceful way to handle these types of faux-pas?
 
Sincerely,
 
Mystress Vendaval Lazuli
Disorderly House



Dear Vendaval,

This is a more common occurrence than you think. Time and time again I tell people to always keep a Babe Ruth candy bar on their person for such emergencies. When such a thing happens you simply unwrap the candy bar and toss into the closest group. This will clear a pool in 3 seconds flat and in the mob rush you simply slip back into your bottoms.

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Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together


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RE: Dear Loki - 5/14/2006 12:07:27 AM   
MistressLove999


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From: Daytona Beach, Florida
Status: offline 		Dear Loki,
I now have a major problem, I didnt recieve any mail got frustrated and kicked my Cm mail box, possibly a broken toe or 2, how can I wear my heels and step on my subs sweet neck now??? I am totally right footed, meaning I must use it as the dominate foot first.

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/14/2006 12:10:23 AM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		Dear Loki,
 
I am going to the Renaissance Fair tomorrow and
don't want to get the tops of my breasts sunburnt
while wearing that tight boobalicious bodice. 
What should I do?

Mystress Vendaval Lazuli
Disorderly House





_____________________________

"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/14/2006 12:12:13 AM   
BlkTallFullfig


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

quote:

ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig
Dear Loki,
How do I determine with whom I will have chemistry, it's so completely phucking random with me?  M


Dear BlkTallFullfig,
I have two alternatives for you... The first is to make sure they can seduce your mind and chemistry should be a shoe in. The second is to lock 30 men up in wall shackles, reprogram them and who ever reprogramming takes with gets to live. This contribution is brought to you by... "The wit and wisdom of Charles Manson" "My bitch, my boybot by J. Dahlmer" and "Cuff Crazy by J. Gacey"
  LMAO
This is the best advice I've received yet.  I now regret choosing Loki is full of crap response.  M

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/14/2006 12:12:21 AM   
Wulfchyld


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressLove999

Dear Loki,
I now have a major problem, I didnt recieve any mail got frustrated and kicked my Cm mail box, possibly a broken toe or 2, how can I wear my heels and step on my subs sweet neck now??? I am totally right footed, meaning I must use it as the dominate foot first.


Dear MistressLove999,

Methinks you have Loki mail filtered out. I understand Gene Simmons lives in your area. For shits and giggles I am sure he would put on his big gnarly KISS boots and do some sub squashing for you.


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Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together


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RE: Dear Loki - 5/14/2006 12:12:51 AM   
newdombbw


Posts: 84
Joined: 9/9/2005
Status: offline 		Dear Loki:

I seem, like many, to be plagued with the problem of "no shows".  How can I possibly spank their sweet little butts if I can't get the butts here???  Any suggestions on getting them to show up?  (Or to even call if they aren't going to arrive as promised?)
Alternatively, is there a website where a Domina might hire a butt for spanking?  I need a fix !!!  (And, no thanks, I'm not into self-flagellation.)

Mistress Gea

< Message edited by newdombbw -- 5/14/2006 12:15:28 AM >

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/14/2006 12:15:06 AM   
Wulfchyld


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Dear Loki,
 
I am going to the Renaissance Fair tomorrow and
don't want to get the tops of my breasts sunburnt
while wearing that tight boobalicious bodice. 
What should I do?

Mystress Vendaval Lazuli
Disorderly House



Dear Vendaval,

Do what in rational Domme would do, bring a coffle of fan and umbrella boys.

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Loki, forum god of Mischief

Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together


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RE: Dear Loki - 5/14/2006 12:17:08 AM   
Wulfchyld


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ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig

  LMAO
This is the best advice I've received yet.  I now regret choosing Loki is full of crap response.  M


Dear BlkTallFullfig,

It seems the old look before you leap adage holds true.


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Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together


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