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Dear Loki


Is Loki the answer guru of the new millennium
  26% (27)
Is Loki just full of crap
  35% (36)
Is Loki taking full adv. of Mexico's new 'all drugs are legal' laws
  37% (38)


Total Votes : 101
(last vote on : 6/1/2011 1:51:39 PM)
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RE: Dear Loki - 1/31/2007 6:35:46 PM   
Aileen68


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Status: offline 		Dear Loki...
I can't find my corkscrew.  What should I do?

Sincerely,
Aileen

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RE: Dear Loki - 1/31/2007 6:42:02 PM   
Wulfchyld


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68

Dear Loki...
I can't find my corkscrew.  What should I do?

Sincerely,
Aileen


Dear Aileen... you cutie
 
There is an obscure practice in the Redneck jungles of N. America. What they do is break the neck off the bottle and drink the contents until they reach a drunken stupor. In the event that they are accosted by any other dangerous rednecks, or feel the need to scrape dinner off the rode, they are well prepared with their "JoeBob" dagger in hand.

Loki

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RE: Dear Loki - 1/31/2007 11:23:38 PM   
Rumtiger


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Status: offline 		Dear Loki-

I think people who ressurect decripit old threads are my mortal enemy, this is natural as I am the grim reaper of threads, I lay them to rest when I feel thier time has come, I let the suffering of long toils of typing end. I am a necissity to the balance of the CM universe...what is your opinion?

P.S. I'll just be practicing with my scythe right around...here.

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Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
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If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

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RE: Dear Loki - 1/31/2007 11:46:23 PM   
Wulfchyld


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Status: offline 		Dear Rumtiger,
 
I was just researching how many people get smashed by buses the day after making such a bold statement. Seems car travel isn’t the most dangerous thing to do.

Loki

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Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together


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RE: Dear Loki - 2/1/2007 4:07:19 AM   
twicehappy


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Dear Loki; Why don't you add your Pirate pic to your cm profile?

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RE: Dear Loki - 2/1/2007 4:16:12 AM   
cuddleheart50


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Status: offline 		Dear Loki,
I've fallen and I can't get up!!!  Help!

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Sing like no one is listening.
Love like you've never been hurt
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RE: Dear Loki - 2/1/2007 5:18:24 AM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		Dear Loki,
I am an incorrigible flirt and always end up in various kinds of trouble for it. I think it is because i see every male as my next blow job reciever and i just cant help myself. Of course this does not explain why i flirt with women too!! I'm so confused - please help!!

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RE: Dear Loki - 2/1/2007 2:06:34 PM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		Sheesh im unhelpable and i killed the thread - only god can save me now lol

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What you don't witness with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth. Proverb.

If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: Dear Loki - 2/1/2007 2:08:58 PM   
Wulfchyld


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quote:

ORIGINAL: twicehappy



Dear Loki; Why don't you add your Pirate pic to your cm profile?


Dear Twice,

You got it babe!

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Loki, forum god of Mischief

Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together


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RE: Dear Loki - 2/1/2007 2:10:33 PM   
Wulfchyld


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ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

Dear Loki,
I've fallen and I can't get up!!!  Help!


Dear cuddle,

The parameters are rather vauge. Did you fall on something? did you fall on your back (stay there help is on the way)? Did you fall in the shower? It can go sooo many ways.

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Loki, forum god of Mischief

Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together


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RE: Dear Loki - 2/1/2007 2:12:19 PM   
Wulfchyld


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quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Dear Loki,
I am an incorrigible flirt and always end up in various kinds of trouble for it. I think it is because i see every male as my next blow job reciever and i just cant help myself. Of course this does not explain why i flirt with women too!! I'm so confused - please help!!


Dear miss,

There is help for you. Come over and in a short 6-8 years I can have you cured. However, the therapy tends to run a little longer if you are stubborn so pack for 6-8 decades.

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Loki, forum god of Mischief

Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together


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RE: Dear Loki - 2/1/2007 2:13:25 PM   
Wulfchyld


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quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Sheesh im unhelpable and i killed the thread - only god can save me now lol


Start worshipping me baby! I have arrived!!!

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Loki, forum god of Mischief

Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together


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RE: Dear Loki - 2/1/2007 2:19:11 PM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		However, the therapy tends to run a little longer if you are stubborn so pack for 6-8 decades.
You know me so well
 
Start worshipping me baby! I have arrived!!!
I have always worshipped at the altar of loki, from afar and quietly. Well ok not so quietly when alone in my room but no1 was listening

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What you don't witness with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth. Proverb.

If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: Dear Loki - 2/1/2007 2:21:05 PM   
Wulfchyld


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quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Start worshipping me baby! I have arrived!!!
I have always worshipped at the altar of loki, from afar and quietly. Well ok not so quietly when alone in my room but no1 was listening


I WANT VIDEO!!!!!!

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Loki, forum god of Mischief

Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together


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RE: Dear Loki - 2/1/2007 2:24:03 PM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		I was always taught i want doesn't get !!
Actually i'm having deja vu i'm sure we've discussed videos before
 

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What you don't witness with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth. Proverb.

If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: Dear Loki - 2/1/2007 2:25:30 PM   
Wulfchyld


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Status: offline 		Don't make me get all catholic priest on your ass. Video is for your own salvation child.

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Loki, forum god of Mischief

Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together


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RE: Dear Loki - 2/1/2007 2:29:14 PM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		mmmm catholic priest - confession, hail marys, rosary, penance and best of all taking it out on my ass.
Phew its gotten hot in here

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What you don't witness with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth. Proverb.

If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: Dear Loki - 2/1/2007 2:32:21 PM   
Wulfchyld


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quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

mmmm catholic priest - confession, hail marys, rosary, penance and best of all taking it out on my ass.
Phew its gotten hot in here


Check!
Check!
Check!
Check!
Double Check!

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Loki, forum god of Mischief

Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together


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RE: Dear Loki - 2/1/2007 5:36:02 PM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		Dear Loki,
A dom has just told me i am a bad naughty wicked evil little strumpet and instructed i go to his room.
What on earth should i do?
 

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What you don't witness with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth. Proverb.

If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: Dear Loki - 2/1/2007 5:37:16 PM   
Wulfchyld


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ORIGINAL: missturbation

Dear Loki,
A dom has just told me i am a bad naughty wicked evil little strumpet and instructed i go to his room.
What on earth should i do?
 


Sillysuby just obey!

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Loki, forum god of Mischief

Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together


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