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Dear Loki

Is Loki the answer guru of the new millennium

26% (27)

Is Loki just full of crap

35% (36)

Is Loki taking full adv. of Mexico's new 'all drugs are legal' laws

37% (38)

Total Votes : 101

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/20/2006 9:26:32 PM

Wulfchyld

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ORIGINAL: twicehappy

Dear Loki does that mean my chopper with the 110 RevTech engine and six gears means i win? Or just that i go through a lot of towels?

Dear twice,

I am very happy that your chopper is so beefy as is my stock portfolio and cotton growers around the world.

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/20/2006 9:29:04 PM

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Dear Loki better go invest in plastic bed protectors and bathsoap too.

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/20/2006 9:37:56 PM

talibahh

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

Dear tali,

Those are actually kick-start vibrator models for the hard-core hussy.

Dear Loki,

Ahhhh! thanks... (she sighs...) i still have so much to learn...

i am not sure they sell them over here though... what should i do if they dont?

tali

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/20/2006 9:53:35 PM

Wulfchyld

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ORIGINAL: talibahh

Dear Loki,

Ahhhh! thanks... (she sighs...) i still have so much to learn...

i am not sure they sell them over here though... what should i do if they dont?

tali

Dear tali,

Find you a "down under" MacGyvar Dom.

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Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/20/2006 10:06:47 PM

ravn

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

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ORIGINAL: ravn

Dear Loki,

this girl just got her hood pierced...why didn't she realize this would put her ass on the line (literally?) Or, better yet, how does this girl keep Master's mind away from her ass?

signed,
Wants to stay a white-silk Behind

Dear ravn,

Intriguing query, I am not an anal play guy. I'll take he piece of pink heaven any day. So I will toss a few options at you.

1. Keep your ass covered in oil so the acne gets so bad he blanches.

2. Suggest it is one step towards make bi-sexuality.

3. Have him plug another sub/slave

4. Sit down and explain this is a limit you are not ready to push.

thank You oh Loki , God of the Forums....#4 really saved my ass..(literally!)

now, for the more important question....
the troll food... is that a case of 'you are what you eat'? should we all run in fear from being ordered to eat chinese?

Signed,
Wondering what theChinese REALLY put in the 'wok'

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/20/2006 10:20:07 PM

Wulfchyld

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ORIGINAL: ravn

now, for the more important question....
the troll food... is that a case of 'you are what you eat'? should we all run in fear from being ordered to eat chinese?

Signed,
Wondering what theChinese REALLY put in the 'wok'

Dear Wondering what the Chinese REALLY put in the 'wok',

Yes, that could be a case of you are what you eat. As for Chinese food... do not ask questions that you really don’t want answered.

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Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/20/2006 10:26:54 PM

talibahh

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

Dear tali,

Find you a "down under" MacGyvar Dom.

Excellent idea... thank You oh Wise One...

Do You know any???

tali

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in giving You my freedom, i gain the freedom to be me ...
~ tali ~

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/20/2006 10:35:19 PM

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ORIGINAL: talibahh

Excellent idea... thank You oh Wise One...

Do You know any???

tali

Dear tali,

I suspect IronBear is more MacGyvar than he lets on.

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Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/20/2006 10:51:58 PM

talibahh

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*Oh IronBear...*

tali

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"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time" ~ Sir Winston Churchill

in giving You my freedom, i gain the freedom to be me ...
~ tali ~

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/20/2006 10:53:13 PM

Wulfchyld

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Bingo baby!

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/20/2006 11:22:24 PM

LaMalinche

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Dear Loki,

Have you finished working on that device that allows one to either electrocute or strangle the person on the other end of the phone. We have been waiting on it where I work.

Taking calls in Kansas

Best,

LaMalinche

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/20/2006 11:30:01 PM

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ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

Dear Loki,

Have you finished working on that device that allows one to either electrocute or strangle the person on the other end of the phone. We have been waiting on it where I work.

Taking calls in Kansas

Best,

LaMalinche

Dear Taking calls in Kansas,

In fact I did. Worked great, killed off... er... uh... um.... the tests were brilliant. I applied for the patent and shortly after a bunch of badge wielding suites showed up and loaded my whole shop on a truck.

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Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

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Post #: 172

RE: Dear Loki - 5/20/2006 11:34:02 PM

LaMalinche

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

Dear Loki,

Have you finished working on that device that allows one to either electrocute or strangle the person on the other end of the phone. We have been waiting on it where I work.

Taking calls in Kansas

Best,

LaMalinche

Dear Taking calls in Kansas,

In fact I did. Worked great, killed off... er... uh... um.... the tests were brilliant. I applied for the patent and shortly after a bunch of badge wielding suites showed up and loaded my whole shop on a truck.

Dear Loki,

Could you reconstruct the plans and send them to me? My co-worker and I would be willing to do ANYTHING.

Taking calls in the ass from drunks in Kansas

Best,

LaMalinche

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/20/2006 11:38:17 PM

Wulfchyld

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ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

Dear Loki,

Could you reconstruct the plans and send them to me? My co-worker and I would be willing to do ANYTHING.

Taking calls in the ass from drunks in Kansas

Best,

LaMalinche

Dear Taking calls in the ass from drunks in Kansas,

I will give it my best shot. In the mean time I will suggest using caller ID and then cross referencing for an address. Take your list and send it to BrutalAntipathy.

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Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/20/2006 11:41:26 PM

Aileen68

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Dear Loki,
This post will give me my 1001 post and thus make me no longer corrupted, but wicked.
How should I celebrate my second paddle?

Sincerely,
Aileen

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/20/2006 11:43:08 PM

Wulfchyld

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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

Dear Loki,
This post will give me my 1001 post and thus make me no longer corrupted, but wicked.
How should I celebrate my second paddle?

Sincerely,
Aileen

Dear Aileen,

Come over.

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Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/21/2006 12:01:39 AM

LaMalinche

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Thank you Loki, how can we repay you.

Best,

LaMalinche

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/21/2006 12:05:20 AM

Wulfchyld

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ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

Thank you Loki, how can we repay you.

Best,

LaMalinche

Dear LaMalinche,

With sexual favors of course.

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Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/21/2006 12:28:56 AM

LaMalinche

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I'm game. . . come on down. . . you are such a hottie

Best,

LaMalinche

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/21/2006 12:44:31 AM

Wulfchyld

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Is that a left at Topeka or a right?

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Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

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