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Cigarettes and Tampons - 5/14/2006 8:57:35 AM

VikingLady53

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           A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
balls and a ball of string on the counter.
        She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday,
I sent ! my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes,
    and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling
papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
         So, I figure if I have to roll my own ...so does she.

( I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)

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RE: Cigarettes and Tampons - 5/14/2006 9:02:27 AM

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( I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
He would be if he lived with me..lol

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RE: Cigarettes and Tampons - 5/15/2006 1:40:14 AM

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Too much

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