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MrHCurious -> What does the average drummer get on an IQ test? (6/10/2011 3:40:27 PM)

Drool.

What up, people at large. Name's Ronny. Elsewhere, I'm known as Grasshopper. I'm only MrHCurious here because I couldn't be arsed to be creative and I'm already being referred to as 'Mr. Curious' here anyway. Yes, I'm a drummer, I'm allowed to make the jokes.

A bit more about me, you say? Sure. I'm pretty awesome, so I'm told. I have a twitter. Ask nicely (and be interesting) and I'll let you in. I've got people, for some value of 'people' - there's the missus, then my partner-in-crime and her soon-to-be-not-purple-headed one, then the woman who's taught me a good chunk of what I know and laughed as she unleashed a monster on the rest of the scene, then a few other people I'd put my balls on the line for because I'm fairly sure they'd reciprocate. Hopefully.

I also enjoy the smell of rain, the Black Keys, the song 'Dream A Little Dream', Rush, Them Crooked Vultures and the Toronto Maple Leafs. No, I'm not Canadian. I'm born and bred in London and, aside from a tiny bit of Scottish on my dad's side, I'm all English. Lastly, what's the difference between a drummer and a taxi? A taxi can carry four people.

Any questions?



VaguelyCurious -> RE: What does the average drummer get on an IQ test? (6/10/2011 3:45:13 PM)

Definition of a drummer? Someone who hangs around with musician.

You, Ronnyboo, are the drummer to my guitarist. Or something.

(This is Ronny, everyone. He's a close personal friend, excellent co-top and partner-in-crime, and rather bang-up sadist.)

(He's also this guy:

http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=3711447 )

And it's no good mentioning the purple hair, boo. I'm not sure that the colour of CreepyStalker's hair (or what's about to happen to it) is common knowledge here.



LadyPact -> RE: What does the average drummer get on an IQ test? (6/10/2011 4:13:29 PM)

Welcome to the boards MrC.  I've heard some good things about you.  Have fun with the place.



0ldhen -> RE: What does the average drummer get on an IQ test? (6/10/2011 4:16:05 PM)


Perfectly awesome intro....WELCOME to our little lunatic farm......

Be happy here........



MrHCurious -> RE: What does the average drummer get on an IQ test? (6/10/2011 4:21:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Welcome to the boards MrC.  I've heard some good things about you.  Have fun with the place.


Good things. From HER? Are you sure it was me she was talking about?

Hm. What things, if you'd be so kind as to indulge me and let me stroke my ego?



VaguelyCurious -> RE: What does the average drummer get on an IQ test? (6/10/2011 4:25:27 PM)

For the love of god, Lady P, don't stroke his ego. [8D]

I can be nice, boo. Just normally I'm careful to do it where you can't hear me....



MrHCurious -> RE: What does the average drummer get on an IQ test? (6/10/2011 4:28:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

I can be nice, boo. Just normally I'm careful to do it where you can't hear me....


Well, what's the point of that, you muppet?! Let me stroke my ego. It doesn't happen nearly often enough.



VaguelyCurious -> RE: What does the average drummer get on an IQ test? (6/10/2011 4:31:38 PM)

...the point of that is not to overinflate your ego. Duh.

If I'm a muppet then bagsy Miss Piggy. Even if I don't have the hair for it any more. You can be animal, so long as you stop talking in complete sentences. [8D]



MrHCurious -> RE: What does the average drummer get on an IQ test? (6/10/2011 4:37:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

If I'm a muppet then bagsy Miss Piggy. Even if I don't have the hair for it any more. You can be animal, so long as you stop talking in complete sentences. [8D]


Pfft. You're way too late on that one. Besides, overinflation would be bad but standard inflation is nothing to fight against. I studied economics, I should know. Make with the compliments, woman!



VaguelyCurious -> RE: What does the average drummer get on an IQ test? (6/10/2011 4:38:34 PM)

I inflate your ego just by standing next to you in public places. [8D]



MrHCurious -> RE: What does the average drummer get on an IQ test? (6/10/2011 4:45:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

I inflate your ego just by standing next to you in public places. [8D]


You inflate something - WHAT UP.

...ahem.



VaguelyCurious -> RE: What does the average drummer get on an IQ test? (6/10/2011 4:47:19 PM)

Way to lower the tone. This is people's first impression of you. Way to go, boo.

:p

(This is the point at which I go to bed. G'night, and see you Sunday.)



LadyPact -> RE: What does the average drummer get on an IQ test? (6/10/2011 4:47:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MrHCurious
Good things. From HER? Are you sure it was me she was talking about?

Hm. What things, if you'd be so kind as to indulge me and let me stroke my ego?


How many of the "MrCurious" variety are there?

Nope.  If you want to have your ego stroked, you'll have to do the work yourself.

(OK, somebody out there thought that was funny.)



MrHCurious -> RE: What does the average drummer get on an IQ test? (6/10/2011 4:51:17 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

Way to lower the tone. This is people's first impression of you. Way to go, boo.

:p

(This is the point at which I go to bed. G'night, and see you Sunday.)


I lower the tone everywhere I go, you know this. No sense trying to pretend otherwise, eh? Sweet dreams, pookie.

LadyP: Can I at least get a time frame? Bloody woman posts way too much!



ashjor911 -> RE: What does the average drummer get on an IQ test? (6/10/2011 7:06:26 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MrHCurious

few other people I'd put my balls on the line for because I'm fairly sure they'd reciprocate. Hopefully.



Well Damn Said,
you will fit in just nice
Welcome abord......
Hell Welcome To CollamMe.com



Delilya -> RE: What does the average drummer get on an IQ test? (6/10/2011 8:06:08 PM)

Pleased to meet you.



BurntKitty -> RE: What does the average drummer get on an IQ test? (6/10/2011 10:16:47 PM)

Welcome!



OohAahMrs -> RE: What does the average drummer get on an IQ test? (6/11/2011 6:52:43 AM)

What's the punchline?



LadyConstanze -> RE: What does the average drummer get on an IQ test? (6/11/2011 12:09:57 PM)


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ORIGINAL: OohAahMrs

What's the punchline?



I think Mr Watts punched Jagger our when he called him "My drummer" and told him to STFU, as he (Mick) is only his singer....



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: What does the average drummer get on an IQ test? (6/14/2011 8:50:31 AM)

Welcome to CM and the boards. Oooohhhh, you'll definitely fit right into this place we call the nut farm.  I know you'll have fun and wish you all the best.



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