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ShadeDiva -> RE: All opinions please! (10/17/2004 4:51:37 AM)

ROFLLLLLLLLL

Oh my gawd my poor sides

I cant believe he was stupid enough to reply! LOLOL

Pure comedy I am telling you.

Can't make up funnier shit than puffed shirts provide, all I can say.

Thanks again for another guffaw!

~ShadeDiva, giggling like mad and wiping tears of mirth from the corners of her eyes.




ShadeDiva -> RE: All opinions please! (10/17/2004 9:41:58 PM)

Here's mine - evidently this dude read the thread.

Too bad his wasn't very funny - tried too hard to be a copycat. Boooooooring.

His profile has him listed as a submissive - so yanno any ladies want his name, contact me privately and I'll happily oblige - might be nice to help other ladies filter this dude from the get go. *chuckle*

Anyway here goes:

quote:

ORIGINAL: subbie21(this has been somewhat edited and is not a real CM ID to my knowledge)


Hi! I am sorry to desturb you but that what I think. Female cant be dominant by nature. Woman is weak and soft. You have to humiliate yourself everytime you going to pee you must sit down. You wearing bras and panties and this is a humiliation aswell.

Testicles is the sign of power! My genitals is a symbol of superiority. No penis no right! I am 25 y.o. male and I never meet a woman who can control me. I want to be controlled and want to be submissive but I dont believe what any woman can do that. Can girl hurt a man? Dont think so...

If any woman can change my mind thats the deal. If after your session I will tell you myself what I am your slave I will treat any woman as a queen start to pee like a bitch and wear a panties for the rest of my life, plus any 10 more things you want.

If I wont you will be my bitch for a year and gonna use every hole in your body to prove it.

You can do anything you want and just to make your chances a bit higher you can tie me up. I am the man and nothing can break me!


Just kinda blah, as you can see. You know it would be nice if we could report or forward these types of obviously ill-intended emails geared to harrass or be obnoxious to CM, so they could issue a warning since they no doubt log the IPs. If a weirdo starts flipping IDs they could then at least curb their juvenile behavior. Its easy enough to block, but might be nice to know there's a problem if there is one.

Just a thought.

Anyway it seems this thread might be egging on idiots. Amusing how little it takes for some people to reveal their inner turd ain't it? lol. I suppose this was meant to be bait and he just needed something to make him feel better. Poor thing.

~ShadeDiva




perverseangelic -> RE: All opinions please! (10/17/2004 10:08:39 PM)

Yours has GOT to be a joke. Right?

Wearing a bra and panties is humiliation? Well some of us don't.... peeing sitting down is humiliation? i thought it was biology.

the genital thing makes me think it's GOT to be a joke.



Right? ....right?




ShadeDiva -> RE: All opinions please! (10/18/2004 12:10:30 AM)

I haven't a clue what the dude's head was thinking.

I blocked the thing since I saw no point in leaving that door open for it.

<shrug>

~ShadeDiva




MaitresseEden -> RE: All opinions please! (10/18/2004 6:00:19 AM)

Well, Since he brought up the whole biological issue, I thought I share an article I collected many years ago on the same topic. I should probably carry this into the supremacy thread.. but it fits here. I'd cut and paste it to him if I were you.



Caveat: The opinions,ideas, expressed in this article are not completely congruent with those of Mistress Eden. In an attempt to provide a diverse sampling of what submissive's think, she simply offers this as "food for thought".

Enjoy!

Ms. Eden

How the Laws of Nature tell us that Women are Superior

A Woman has a clitoris. A man has a penis. The manipulation of these organs results in an orgasm. This differences in the purposes that these organs and the orgasm has in Woman and man, when properly considered, informs us on the proper relationship that a Woman and a man should have to each other.

Let us first consider the man's penis and his orgasm. Nature has given to man a penis for one reason only. A man's penis is for reproduction. It is delusional for a man to use his penis for any other purpose, such as, to experience pleasure.

Have you ever opened your eyes while you were under water? If you have, then you know that your eyes were not made to see very well under water. Trying to use your eyes to see underwater causes a great deal of discomfort.

A man using his penis as a way to experience pleasure is like a man trying to see under water. He can see, but not very well. Nature did not make the eyes such that they can allow a person to use them effectively under water. A man, who uses his penis for pleasure rather than for its intended purpose, reproduction, is similarly affected.

Let us imagine a man filling a scuba mask with water, putting that mask on, and then trying to go about his business while he has to see through water. Not being able to see clearly, the man will suffer through many accidents, some of which will be very harmful to him. Additionally, the man will look very stupid and silly as he stumbles and gropes his way around, trying to see through the water in his mask.

A man who uses his eyes in a way that Nature did not intend for him to use them results in him looking foolish and increases the possibility of accidents which could cause great harm. Just like the man who tries to see through water, a man who uses, that which nature intended for reproduction, to find pleasure and happiness will look foolish and suffer many life threatening accidents.

A Woman has a clitoris. Nature did not assign to the clitoris any role in reproduction. True, currently there are, in science, three favored hypotheses concerning the function of a woman's clitoris and orgasm. These hypotheses are: the poleaxe hypothesis, the upsuck hypothesis, and the infidelity hypothesis. All three of these hypotheses are based on specious reasoning and speculation and were designed as attempts to disprove what Nature has told us is the truth.

Nature informs us that the role that Nature gave to the clitoris and Woman's orgasm was to provide pleasure, satisfaction, gratification, and happiness to Woman. A man has no comparable organ. Nature did not give to man any organ designed solely to give man pleasure. Nature gave such an organ only to Woman. Humans, Woman and men, have eyes, ears, noses, etc. With these organs, humans are able to see, hear, smell, etc. It is clear, for example, that Nature intended for Women and men to see, since Nature gave to Women and men eyes. It is just as clear that Nature intended for Women to experience pleasure since Nature gave to Women an organ designed solely for that purpose. Is is just as clear that Nature intended for man to not experience pleasure directly through an organ since Nature did not give to man an organ designed solely for that purpose. How then, may a man experience satisfying pleasure similar to that, which is to be found in the heart of a Woman?

Let us imagine a world in which men are born without eyes and Women are born with eyes. It is clear that in this world, Nature intended for Women to see and for men to not see. In this world, Women would have to be the eyes for men. Women would have to impart to men the experience of seeing.

Some Women, in this world in which men have no eyes, would develop ways of imparting the experience of vision to the eyeless men that were better than the methods used by other Women. These Women who developed these improved methods would be known as the Mistresses of vision. Among these Mistress of vision would be those whose intelligence would allow them to develop the most efficient and effective ways to allow the eyeless men to experience the sensations of vision, and these Mistresses would be known as the Sadist Goddesses of vision.

Likewise, in our world, Nature has given to Women an organ that has as its sole purpose that of providing Woman with pure pleasure. Nature has not give man such an organ. Thus, in our world, for man to experience pleasure, it must be through the experience of pleasure of a Woman. The only method known to accomplish the task of providing men with the experience of pleasure is for Women to enslave men.

In our world, some Women have refined the skills necessary to bring pleasure to clitorisless men, to enslave men. These Women are known as Mistresses. Those Mistresses who have developed a high degree of excellence in the art of enslaving men and sharing the pleasure that only a Woman can experience are known as Sadist Goddesses.

It is now clear to us what the proper relationship between Women and men should be. Nature has made Women superior and men inferior. The proper role for a Woman is as a Mistress. The proper role for a man is as a slave.

- foedusgratiae

Reprinted with Permission: To view the articles and other writings please visit Sadist Goddess Mistress Maxine Stern





smile2cu -> RE: All opinions please! (10/18/2004 11:19:34 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MaitresseEden
The so-called @#$% Master of Nothing resurfaced today and sent me two new emails. ...
Email # 2 Read:
quote:

The Re-read & Edited message:

I'm just being curious Maitresse Eden. Do you have something to do with my in-ability to be able to save people to my favorites list that I wish to contact & also for not being able to contact the people at the support center here in Collarme.com to get some help on this matter?

It seems that everytime I try to write to someone, I never get a response now, and I was getting about 10 a day before you posted that message in that forum.

You want me to apologise to you for sending you the message that I sent to you?

Fine, I'll turn PUSSY just for you & I'll apologise.

I'm sorry, ok?

Master________

The guy is truly unbelievable. Of course the original message would be quite insulting, if it weren't for the fact that he's oblivious. Your profile and everything you've ever posted indicates a strong, intelligent and confident Dominant. As I've mentioned before, I'm only sorry I'm not a bit close to Texas.

That he claims to have read your profile would only indicate some sort of comprehension problem, or so stereotyped a view of females as to be distastefully biased.

Then we get to his 2nd email. The first was, of course overtly insulting. The second indicates that he's only writing because he perceives this is impairing his ability to get reponses, rather than any actual remorse.

I'm a sub male, but with a reasonably strong, if kind, personality. I certainly wouldn't consider it "PUSSY to apologise (sic)"

Thanks for posting this. We all seem to get these oblivious posts. Kind of funny in a way.

~smile~




MystressAna -> RE: All opinions please! (10/18/2004 12:16:57 PM)

Wonderful thread and very funny. I have received similar emails (thankfully not through this list) and unfortunately these kind of ninnies are out here in real life too. We have a few of them in my town and its hard not to deck them when this kind of nonsense gets said to my face at an event or party and its clear they actually believe it. This evening in fact I am going to have to deal with one and point out that the odor he smells is the bridges he is burning here in town. Its sad to see that for some males, 1950's misogyny is their current reality.
Ana




Sylverdawn -> RE: All opinions please! (10/18/2004 12:29:31 PM)

quote:

quote:

ORIGINAL: subbie21(this has been somewhat edited and is not a real CM ID to my knowledge)


Hi! I am sorry to desturb you but that what I think. Female cant be dominant by nature. Woman is weak and soft. You have to humiliate yourself everytime you going to pee you must sit down. You wearing bras and panties and this is a humiliation aswell.

Testicles is the sign of power! My genitals is a symbol of superiority. No penis no right! I am 25 y.o. male and I never meet a woman who can control me. I want to be controlled and want to be submissive but I dont believe what any woman can do that. Can girl hurt a man? Dont think so...

If any woman can change my mind thats the deal. If after your session I will tell you myself what I am your slave I will treat any woman as a queen start to pee like a bitch and wear a panties for the rest of my life, plus any 10 more things you want.

If I wont you will be my bitch for a year and gonna use every hole in your body to prove it.

You can do anything you want and just to make your chances a bit higher you can tie me up. I am the man and nothing can break me!



OHHHH I GOT THAT ONE!!!!

my response.. enjoy your rich fantasy life..




MaitresseEden -> RE: All opinions please! (10/18/2004 1:11:45 PM)

ORIGINAL: subbie21(this has been somewhat edited and is not a real CM ID to my knowledge)


Well Since I’m on a roll and starting to take delight in composing responses, to imbeciles, who leave in fantasy land, I’m going to engage in a bit of fantasy myself and imagine myself submissive ( I know it is a big stretch) and compose a reply to this nincompoop!.

Dear “ the man”

Hi! I am sorry to desturb you but that what I think. Female cant be dominant by nature. Woman is weak and soft. You have to humiliate yourself everytime you going to pee you must sit down. You wearing bras and panties and this is a humiliation aswell.

Woman, may be a gentle and soft creature, however this one is literate and capable of spelling, hence denoting my immediate intellectual superiority over you. If standing to urinate is to be considered such a dominant act, please enlighten me as to why so many men fail to master the task of aiming. Women are capable of relieving themselves without the assistance of our hands, where are men are not, furthermore we do no require fragrant disks to improve our aim.
Testicles is the sign of power! My genitals is a symbol of superiority. No penis no right! I am 25 y.o. male and I never meet a woman who can control me. I want to be controlled and want to be submissive but I dont believe what any woman can do that. Can girl hurt a man? Dont think so...

Most cartographers and symboligists would disagree with you assessment of male genitals as being a symbol of power, since ancient times it has the pregnant woman, and the strong woman that has been the symbol of power. While Phallic representations have been found the were attributed to woman only ceremonies in which the woman used them on each other. It is a shame to hear that even your mother was unable to control you and that you were such an undisciplined child. Tis sorry to see that the rod was spared and the child became spoiled. Since you state that you want to submit, perhaps it best if you change your Profile to that of “switch” .



If any woman can change my mind thats the deal. If after your session I will tell you myself what I am your slave I will treat any woman as a queen start to pee like a bitch and wear a panties for the rest of my life, plus any 10 more things you want.

Change comes from within dearest, and I suggest that instead of “sessions” with a Mistress, you seek out a counselor. In addition to helping you with your anger management and misogynist thought process, they might be about to counsel you in regard to gender dysphoria, since you seems to be preoccupied with cross dressing. In addition I recommend that you seek out Kate Feinstiens “my gender workbook” as it is a great starting point for those seeking reassignment. As for the 10 things I want that list is privy only to real men. Those who know there place.
If I wont you will be my bitch for a year and gonna use every hole in your body to prove it.


You can do anything you want and just to make your chances a bit higher you can tie me up. I am the man and nothing can break me!

Wow, you offer to use my every orifice, does that mean you will assume responsibility for them as well? My eyes need new glasses, and as I age I will need hearing aids, Did I mention I was prone to incontinence, yeast infections and runny noses? But I suppose that will figure right in to your “Bitch” fantasy. I am reminded of the Bulldawg at the neighbors house. we had to tie him up and keep him locked in a cage most of the time too as he too was lacking the social graces to behave properly and was frequently found attempting to mate with anything that moved, especially us bitches... Fortunately we discovered that a quick snip and tuck put an end to his unruly behavior as well, so there you have even more evidence that you might be in need of gender reassignment surgery. I hope that this will be any easy transformation for you.

Best wishes on your transgendering
Mistress




perverseangelic -> RE: All opinions please! (10/18/2004 2:20:23 PM)

Once again, may I repeat my previous comment.

My respect for you just grows and grows.

Strong, intelligent, literate women kick ass.




MaitresseEden -> RE: All opinions please! (10/18/2004 2:29:30 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: perverseangelic

Once again, may I repeat my previous comment.

My respect for you just grows and grows.

Strong, intelligent, literate women kick ass.



Aw.. thanks.. and here I thought it was my caustic wit. :)

Eden~




MsSimone -> RE: All opinions please! (10/18/2004 3:59:21 PM)

LOLOL! Love it! I seem to get one of those type letters in my email bin at least once a month, or better yet ,the Ims who dont read and then tell me I need a good spanking! HA!
Seems like they need new glasses and a good whipping.

Ms Simone




sting516 -> RE: All opinions please! (10/18/2004 6:50:05 PM)

Ms Eden,

It is the caustic wit....and the great foot pic on Your forum posts!!!!


sting




ShadeDiva -> RE: All opinions please! (10/19/2004 1:56:07 AM)

Nice reply, just it's so wasted on that type and on that kind of energy.

I think it would largely have flown over his little pointed head. lol

But then hey you were writing it for US right? So I guess it's moot.

hehehe

~ShadeDiva




Laura -> RE: All opinions please! (10/19/2004 8:03:32 AM)

I think this is being taken too far. If you do believe you are superior you would not need to broadcast it. You would just know and be secure in that knowledge. There is no need to continue picking on other people this way.




MaitresseEden -> RE: All opinions please! (10/19/2004 8:45:37 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Laura

I think this is being taken too far. If you do believe you are superior you would not need to broadcast it. You would just know and be secure in that knowledge. There is no need to continue picking on other people this way.



It has nothing to do with "superiority" , nor do I "broadcast" any such mantra. This thread originally began out of an offensive and insulting email, and has evolved into a creative outlet for those who are able to see the humor that has grown out ot it. It has everything to do with enlightening people about how their emails come across, and how to use wit and humor if you choose to respond. ( and a little Ego gratification comes from doing so I will readily admit. Picking on someone would be if we used thier names, and outed them for thier stupidity or ignornance. Neither of which has been done. By choosing a public forum to do so they are able to reply should they so wish, and since they do not, it stands to reason that our myriad of assumptions about them were correct.

Ms. Eden




MaitresseEden -> RE: All opinions please! (10/19/2004 8:46:40 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MaitresseEden


quote:

ORIGINAL: Laura

I think this is being taken too far. If you do believe you are superior you would not need to broadcast it. You would just know and be secure in that knowledge. There is no need to continue picking on other people this way.



It has nothing to do with "superiority" , nor do I "broadcast" any such mantra. (Read my post in another thread explaining my positionon that topic) This thread originally began out of an offensive and insulting email, and has evolved into a creative outlet for those who are able to see the humor that has grown out ot it. It has everything to do with enlightening people about how their emails come across, and how to use wit and humor if you choose to respond. ( and a little Ego gratification comes from doing so I will readily admit. Picking on someone would be if we used thier names, and outed them for thier stupidity or ignornance. Neither of which has been done. By choosing a public forum to do so they are able to reply should they so wish, and since they do not, it stands to reason that our myriad of assumptions about them were correct.

Ms. Eden





aliljaded1 -> RE: All opinions please! (10/19/2004 8:56:43 AM)

the quote "thick as a brick " has never been so true .




MaitresseEden -> RE: All opinions please! (10/19/2004 9:49:41 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: aliljaded1

the quote "thick as a brick " has never been so true .



How about "piled high and deep".. :)




Sinergy -> RE: All opinions please! (10/19/2004 1:50:12 PM)

quote:

I Believe YOU are SCREAMING


There is a reason that people refer to all capital letters as "shouting" in cyberspace. When I see this sort of thing I generally think (although I am probably as guilty as
the next person) impolite, uneducated, and/or illiterate buffoon.

The most Dominant person I have ever met (my martial arts sensei) never, in my memory, raised his voice. Quite the opposite, in fact, and the result of speaking in low tones was everybody in the room moving closer and/or paying closer attention to hear what he had to say.

It is similar to people who write "Are you going to do/say/feel blah?????????" sorts of sentences.

I got it was an interrogatory using just one question mark. I feel this person is demanding I answer, which to me seems rude.

I personally suspect the person wrote a perl script to cull profile names and then sending out a form letter.

Just me, could be wrong, but there you go.

Sinergy




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