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SternSkipper -> RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? (6/14/2011 4:16:24 PM)
Everybody Sing along: "Who's that knocking at my door? Who's that knocking at my door? Who's that knocking at my door?" said the fair Young Maiden. "It's me and my crew and we've come for a screw!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor."It's me and my crew and we've come for a screw!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor. Alternate Responses: "It's only me from over the sea" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor."It's only me from over the sea" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor. "Open the door, you pox-ridden whore!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor."Open the door, you pox-ridden whore!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor. "Open the door, you dirty whore!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor."Open the door, you dirty whore!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor. "What if I should lock the door? What if I should lock the door? What if I should lock the door?" said the fair Young Maiden. "I'll smash the lock with my diamond-hard cock!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor. "I'll smash the lock with my diamond-hard cock!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor. "What if my parents should come home? What if my parents come home? What if my parents should come home?" said the fair Young Maiden. "I'll kill your pa and then fuck your ma!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor."I'll kill your pa and then fuck your ma!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor. "Are you young and handsome, Sir? Are you young and handsome, Sir?" Are you young and handsome, Sir?" said the fair Young Maiden. "I'm old and rough and dirty and tough!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor."I'm old and rough and dirty and tough!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor. "What is your intention, sir? What is your intention, sir? What is your intention, sir?" said the fair Young Maiden. "Oh, off with your shirt, so you doesn't get hurt!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor. "Oh, off with your shirt, so you doesn't get hurt!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor. "Will you take me to the dance? Will you take me to the dance? Will you take me to the dance?" said the fair Young Maiden. "To Hell with the dance! Now off with your pants!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor."To Hell with the dance! Now off with your pants!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor. "Will you vow to marry me? Will you vow to marry me? Will you vow to marry me?" said the fair Young Maiden. "No, we won't wed. Getcher ass in the bed!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor."No, we won't wed. Getcher ass in the bed!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor. "What's that thing between your legs? What's that thing between your legs? What's that thing between your legs?" said the fair Young Maiden. "It's only me pole to shove in your holes!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor."It's only me pole to shove in your holes!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor. "What if I should have a child? What if I should have a child? What if I should have a child?" said the fair Young Maiden. "We'll smother the bugger and fuck for another!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor."We'll smother the bugger and fuck for another!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor. Alternate Response: "I'll open your crack, and shove it right back!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor."I'll open your crack, and shove it right back!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor. "What if we should have a boy? What if we should have a boy? What if we should have a boy?" said the fair Young Maiden. "I'll take him to sea, teach him to fuck like me!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor."I'll take him to sea, teach him to fuck like me!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor. "What if we should have a girl? What if we should have a girl? What if we should have a girl?" said the fair Young Maiden. "I'll dig a ditch and bury the bitch!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor."I'll dig a ditch and bury the bitch!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor. "What if you should go to jail? What if you should go to jail? What if you should go to jail?" said the fair Young Maiden. "I'll smash down the walls with my forty-pound balls!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor."I'll smash down the walls with my forty-pound balls!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor. Alternate Response: "I'll pick the lock with me wagglin' cock!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor. “What if you should get the gas? What if you should get the gas? What if you should get the gas?” said the fair Young Maiden. "I'll stuff the gas right up my ass!” said Barnacle Bill the Sailor."I'll stuff the gas right up my ass!” said Barnacle Bill the Sailor. "What if you should get the chair? What if you should get the chair? What if you should get the chair?" said the fair Young Maiden. "I'll lay a fart and blow it apart!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor."I'll lay a fart and blow it apart!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor. Alternate Response: "I'll absorb the shock with my steel-hard cock!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor."I'll absorb the shock with my steel-hard cock!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

FelineFae -> RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? (6/14/2011 4:21:13 PM)
Here's a cute version of a Rugby tune i've picked up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GutnwiNsPU&feature=youtu.be

ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? (6/14/2011 4:38:39 PM)
Forgot to add name and title: Melissa Ferrick doing Drive Not dirty in the least, but very sexy. http://youtu.be/OsG-eN96fVc "If you want this if you want this if you want this, you�re gonna have to ask nicely please yeah if you want this you�re gonna have to ask me you�re gonna have to ask me Whatever you want I�ll give it to you I�ll give it to you slowly �till you�re just begging me to hold you ya whatever you want whatever you want but you�re gonna have to ask me Your mouth waters stretched out on my bed your fingers are trembling and your heart is heavy and red and your head is bent back and your back is arched my hand is under there holding you up I�ll hold you up and drive you all night I�ll hold you up and drive you baby �till you feel the daylight I�ll hold you up and drive you all night I�ll hold you up and drive you �till you feel the daylight that�s right that�s right In the kitchen in the shower and in the back seat of my car I�ll hold you up in your office preferably during business hours �cause you know how I like it when there�s people around and I know how you like it yeah I know how you like it I know how you like it when I tease you for hours Your mouth waters stretched out on my bed your fingers are trembling and your heart is heavy and red and your head is bent back and your back is arched and my hand is under there holding you up I�ll hold you up and drive you all night I�ll hold you up and drive you baby �till you feel the daylight I�ll hold you up and drive you all night I�ll hold you up and drive you �till you feel the daylight oh and this has just begun Yeah this has just begun because we haven�t even gotten started yet I haven�t even I haven�t even tied you up I haven�t even turned you over this is where I want to live right here between your hips where all the love you hold and hide it�s where it lives right here between your hips this is where I want to live it�s where all the love you give exists Your mouth waters stretched out on my bed your fingers are trembling and your heart is heavy and red your head is bent back your back is arched my hand is under there holding you up I�ll hold you up and drive you all night I�ll hold you up and drive you baby �till you feel the daylight I�ll hold you up and drive you all night I�ll hold you up and drive you baby ��till you feel the daylight that�s right yeah that�s right that�s right that�s right I�ll hold you up that�s right that�s right I�ll drive you all night"

mynxkat -> RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? (6/14/2011 4:53:55 PM)
Well, it's far from the dirtiest, but one of the all time sexiest songs, IMO, is Deeper, by Nine Inch Nails. Far as dirty goes.... The Jolly Rogers with 'The Ladies All Loved Me.' It's a fun one, full of very thinly veiled innuendos. 'A Port in Every Girl' is another one of theirs that's funny and quite dirty.

PhillyNewGirl -> RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? (6/15/2011 2:10:22 PM)
Probably Kelis's "girl version" of The Whisper Song: Hey how you doing lil daddy let me whisper in ya in ear...i like how you sippin on that belvediere, got a sexy ass body and ya tongue look soft..just the right type of shit to get me off, and i ain't playin and i know you will, you got gold teeth now shine ya grill and they say closed mouth don't give in so i don't mind askin for bread you heard what i said you want me to get in your bed you can lick it while i'm grabbin you dread you like to fuck well i like to put my legs in a buck do it up and let it licked all in my butt switch positions, let me sit on your face while i nut you gon love to taste you might had somethin but you never had nothin like this just wait til you taste my clit ay boy wait til you taste my clit wait til you taste my clit ay boy wait til you taste my clit you gon eat this pussy up eat the pussy up, eat the pussy up eat the pussy up, eat the pussy up eat the pussy up, eat the pussy up you gon eat this pussy up like uh ah uh ah uh ah uh ah uh ah uh ah uh ah uh ah you fine but i aint gon sweat cha see you wanna fuck i want you to suck walk around the club with a straw in your mouth put my kitty in, eat me out that might be a little hard to deal with i might fall in love if you make me spill quick keep me on hot while you puttin in work i'ma skeet skeet skeet while you make it slurp just eat this cat like a dog don't stop til you hear me go oooohhh and ohhhh yea somethin like that but i got you real good if you can do it from the back eat my pussy in the shower when its clean and fat I don't need no soap just lick my crack my crack, my crack put cha whole face in it yea just like that ay boy wait til you taste my clit wait til you taste my clit ay boy wait til you taste my clit you gon eat this pussy up eat the pussy up, eat the pussy up eat the pussy up, eat the pussy up eat the pussy up, eat the pussy up you gon eat this pussy up like uh ah uh ah uh ah uh ah uh ah uh ah uh ah uh ah

adventurestobeha -> RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? (6/15/2011 3:50:47 PM)
There's this video gem by Buck Naked and the Barebottom Boys called: Up Your Butt in fact anything by the late Phil Bury (Buck) will most likely be "dirty" in the lyric department. They are lyrics though that, for those not marred within by sexual-repression and the constraints of social mores, will make you chuckle within and feel a little something as well on the outside. Here's a few more links to songs by Buck and the band. . . Sit on my Face and there's an actual video you can see for Teenage Pussy From Outer Space and catch the Joan Rivers Show appearance Buck made as well here. If you are a Cramps fan, then you should like Buck - rest his soul. . . although it looks like there is currently a drag king using the name Buck Naked - Buck's career can be found out about here: Wikipedia about Buck

poise -> RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? (6/16/2011 7:43:20 AM)
Another favorite, and also performed by a female. How convenient! Lick - Joi Campbell I lose all control When you grab a hold And you do your trick I love it when you...Lick Lick You got lock and key Every part of me Know what makes me tick I love it when you... Lick Lick I'll put my heels on for you baby oooh Ones that'll wrap all around my leg Your every touch excites me And damn it I ain't too proud to beg And even when you're not around me The tingling just won't go away Don't make my body wait no longer Because this pussycat's here to play It feels so good I'm going crazy My eyes roll back inside my head Explore my inner walls of pleasure And hold on tight, hope you ain't scared I promise I'll return the favor I'll do that trick you can't resist

BendingGender -> RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? (6/18/2011 3:36:58 AM)
Again, not the dirtiest... but they're fun. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J0utfYWJvg&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu-hK10aApY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A88GyEWG14

adventurestobeha -> RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? (6/18/2011 2:34:30 PM)
i cannot believe i forgot about The Dwarves - who generally are pretty raunchy on all songs - the video is called FEFU and this stands for Fuck Eat & Fuck You Up and can be witnessed here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR0aPlCVjGM if you are at work this is NSFW by any means unless maybe you work in an adult book shop or some other place fairly liberal about S and M imagery, naked flesh and copious amounts of foul language. After the upcoming colon, shall be the link to youTube for those who are curious about one of the largest freakshow spectacles i've ever had the distinct pleasure of witnessing. Beware though, The Dwarves are Thee Very Underbelly of the music industry: The Dwarves - FeFU Additionally, if you want to preview the lyrics for this song, i've included them below. They circumcise They tell you lies And they get ya Yea, they take you Yea, they hate you if you ever wonder why, why We don’t need no re-education School’s out, drop out, time for vacation I’m getting an A in anatomy It’s doesn’t matter me, the rest is history I wanna fuck I wanna fuck I wanna fuck, eat and fuck you up, yea I’ve been in love But that ain’t enough I wanna fuck, eat and fuck you up Yea, they take ya Separate you And they rape you if you ever wonder why, why We don’t need no re-education Classed violence, regeneration Let them loose in the land of the lilly-white Their giant appetite, we’re really good tonight I wanna fuck I wanna fuck I wanna fuck, eat and fuck you up, yea I’ve been in love But that ain’t enough I wanna fuck, eat and fuck you up This life is simple, it’s ain’t complex We masticate, then we fight and sex It all comes down to just those three That’s enough for us, that’s enough for me That’s enough for me [7x] That’s enough! I wanna fuck I wanna fuck I need a ride but, they need it stuffed, yea I got no love for those who suck I wanna fuck, eat and fuck you up I wanna fuck!

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