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BKSir -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/17/2011 9:53:28 PM)
It's already been well documented and widely agreed upon that I am, indeed, an hallucination. So, if you're reading this post, you are obviously either insane or using the opium or lsd drugs. Shame on you.

juliaoceania -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/17/2011 10:00:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BKSir It's already been well documented and widely agreed upon that I am, indeed, an hallucination. So, if you're reading this post, you are obviously either insane or using the opium or lsd drugs. Shame on you. It could be a flashback, too...

BKSir -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/17/2011 10:28:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania quote: ORIGINAL: BKSir It's already been well documented and widely agreed upon that I am, indeed, an hallucination. So, if you're reading this post, you are obviously either insane or using the opium or lsd drugs. Shame on you. It could be a flashback, too... Wow, you are messed up! Talking with your hallucinations! O.o Whack job. [;)]

juliaoceania -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/17/2011 10:30:08 PM)
What would be way whacky is if I got up tomorrow and I was replying to myself....

LanceHughes -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/17/2011 10:42:23 PM)
Well, people that are in this click ..... er, clique are fakes 'cause they're the only ones typing. I can NOT understand why people read the threads and then start a thread complaining about the clique. My head hurts - - oh, wait.... that's PROOF that I'm fake. If I were NOT fake then I could understand those weird people that start threads about fakes.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/17/2011 11:28:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BKSir It's already been well documented and widely agreed upon that I am, indeed, an hallucination. So, if you're reading this post, you are obviously either insane or using the opium or lsd drugs. Shame on you. BK!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are truly the fakest of them all, and all I've had tonight is an antibiotic. (Think you could hook me up with something a little stronger?)

sunshinemiss -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/17/2011 11:29:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BKSir It's already been well documented and widely agreed upon that I am, indeed, a dream come true. Fixed. No charge.

sunshinemiss -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/17/2011 11:31:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead quote: ORIGINAL: BKSir It's already been well documented and widely agreed upon that I am, indeed, an hallucination. So, if you're reading this post, you are obviously either insane or using the opium or lsd drugs. Shame on you. BK!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are truly the fakest of them all, and all I've had tonight is an antibiotic. (Think you could hook me up with something a little stronger?) Red has been to the drugstore. Shocking. [8\|]

Daddysredhead -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/17/2011 11:36:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead quote: ORIGINAL: BKSir It's already been well documented and widely agreed upon that I am, indeed, an hallucination. So, if you're reading this post, you are obviously either insane or using the opium or lsd drugs. Shame on you. BK!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are truly the fakest of them all, and all I've had tonight is an antibiotic. (Think you could hook me up with something a little stronger?) Red has been to the drugstore. Shocking. [8\|] OMFGOSH!!!!!!!! Sunny... you have no idea how many people at my pharmacy must think I'm demented when I get in line and recall all the phone calls we had that started out, "Hey, whatcha doin?" "I'm in line at the pharmacy. What are you doing?" "Again?" "Well, this time, it's not for me... it's for my kid." "Yeah... Does DB know you frequent the pharmacy like you do?" I have my own personal movie running in my head every time they hand me a paper ticket with a number on it. [:D]

sunshinemiss -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/17/2011 11:40:20 PM)
And I rather like the idea that you are at the drugstore thinking of me... as long as you aren't in the aisle with the Pepto-Bismol...

Back2theFuture -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/17/2011 11:45:12 PM)
UM how do I know if I am a fake? Is there like a test I can take or something? Oh and how did I become a fake? Is it like an STD or something that I caught or is it like being retarded and I was born that way or did I chose it like being gay?

Daddysredhead -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/17/2011 11:48:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss And I rather like the idea that you are at the drugstore thinking of me... as long as you aren't in the aisle with the Pepto-Bismol... snicker-snorts

myotherself -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/18/2011 12:36:35 AM)
I just found out today that I'm a fake sob Apparently telling an online Dumbinant to stick his frankly unimpressive dick up his OWN arse is not subbly [8\|]

BKSir -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/18/2011 12:38:47 AM)
Red! Aren't you up past your bed time? (as if I have room to talk... god knows how I'm even still awake at this point. Stupid 4th wind.) And sunny... you're just trying to make me blush. ;)

sunshinemiss -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/18/2011 2:39:11 AM)
Did it work?

mic2serveher -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/18/2011 4:30:51 AM)
I am a fake because I have a mind of my own I am a fake because I actually believe in Safe, sane and ocnsensual I am a fake because I am only truly submissive to Women even though I am Bisexual I am a fake because I am not a whore who plays boy toy to anybody who ask I am a fake because I am Bisexual

RapierFugue -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/18/2011 4:53:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mic2serveher I am a fake because I have a mind of my own I am a fake because I actually believe in Safe, sane and ocnsensual I am a fake because I am only truly submissive to Women even though I am Bisexual I am a fake because I am not a whore who plays boy toy to anybody who ask I am a fake because I am Bisexual They are fake. She is conflicted. I am honest. ;)

LordOdhinn -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/18/2011 5:01:07 AM)
I'm not really a fake, I'm just reality challenged.

GreedyTop -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/18/2011 5:08:59 AM)
tell ya'll what.. when I stubbed my toe after tripping over the cat (guess which cat glares at Cashie), I sure as hell didnt FEEL fake!! I dont think Cashie thought I was fake after sending him to his room.....

LadyConstanze -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/18/2011 5:21:33 AM)
I am super fake, I have been informed about this several times 1. The super hot slave girl from France with amazing professional pictures (only each of the pics showed a different woman, all in stylish bikinis) told me so because I didn't want to discuss what sexual things I would like to do with wimins 2. The guy who wanted to cam with me and masturbate for me told me so, because a real woman obviously is into that 3. The guy from Lebanon who wants me to be his blackmail Mistress said so, a real woman would be interested 4. The guy who offered his body for my pleasure with a long laundry list of things said so, a real woman would not turn him down I can do even better, I'm also a vanilla fake (I was recently informed) as I am on this site and I am not looking, after all unless you are looking you never communicate with people at all...

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