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RE: What cracks you up? - 6/18/2011 6:37:01 PM   
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RE: What cracks you up? - 6/18/2011 6:38:42 PM   
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People with clown phobias.


Have you seen the TV movie or read the book, "IT" (Stephen King)?


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RE: What cracks you up? - 6/18/2011 6:39:28 PM   
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All youse guys here on the funny farm...everyday...this place makes me laugh!

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RE: What cracks you up? - 6/18/2011 6:41:37 PM   
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Have you seen the TV movie or read the book, "IT" (Stephen King)?

Sorry, I don't find King's work all that great. I've read a few books and have seen some of the movies but most of them were stupid, I thought.

I know he's well liked.

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RE: What cracks you up? - 6/18/2011 6:46:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		OK, seeing as my joke was preempted here's a couple of things that always crack me up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg-r-S0fIkA

And this one is pretty much my all time favourite!!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/911308/



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RE: What cracks you up? - 6/18/2011 6:49:07 PM   
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People with clown phobias.


Have you seen the TV movie or read the book, "IT" (Stephen King)?


it took me three weeks to read, because I didnt wanna pick it up ...
Its the only book that gave me nightmares EVER
yet the tv version was totally bLAH
Ive never read anything else that got into my psyche the way IT did
Ive read all his others, and only IT affected me

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RE: What cracks you up? - 6/18/2011 6:50:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		I love the voice on that first link, just like those old fashioned voices from wildlife documentaries when I was young... truly hilarious

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RE: What cracks you up? - 6/18/2011 6:52:00 PM   
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it took me three weeks to read, because I didnt wanna pick it up ...
Its the only book that gave me nightmares EVER
yet the tv version was totally bLAH
Ive never read anything else that got into my psyche the way IT did
Ive read all his others, and only IT affected me


I tell ya, it is the creepy clown that does it!

I watched the TV version, and while some parts of it were well executed, the ending was for the birds....it was not nearly as terrifying as the book.

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RE: What cracks you up? - 6/18/2011 6:52:45 PM   
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People with clown phobias.


Have you seen the TV movie or read the book, "IT" (Stephen King)?


Or.. or.. the killer clown episode of Supernatural....

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RE: What cracks you up? - 6/18/2011 6:56:06 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Icarys

People with clown phobias.


Have you seen the TV movie or read the book, "IT" (Stephen King)?


Or.. or.. the killer clown episode of Supernatural....

It's cheese to place a clown in a horror film.

Even worse is people who are actually afraid of it.


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RE: What cracks you up? - 6/18/2011 6:58:18 PM   
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RE: What cracks you up? - 6/19/2011 6:18:22 AM   
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RE: What cracks you up? - 6/19/2011 7:12:28 AM   
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Status: offline 		That one was just priceless DD, made me LOL.  As it is, I'm watching the original version of "Abbott and Costello", the one with the invisible man.  That one makes me crack up, even after seeing it at least 2 dozen times.  Costello is such a lovable doofus and plays his parts perfectly. 


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RE: What cracks you up? - 6/19/2011 7:20:15 AM   
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Status: offline 		now then, you US types may not have recieved the BBC's Life On Mars?

but this intro gets me good and propper.

Camerwick Green is/was a childrens programme in the '70s.
The music that follows had me freaking out well, as I simply dont get to hear it on the tele.

Life On Mars ; with the Bastardised Camberwick Green

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RE: What cracks you up? - 6/19/2011 7:20:22 AM   
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I take the humour where ever I can find it. You are about a 50/50 provider.

I feel the same way..That's one of the main reasons I enjoy this place. You and a few others provide much more than you'll ever know.

So it's a mutual thing. Win Win.

See though, I'm not the one telling someone to ignore my posts unless it's to mock that they use the same line. I could care less what the majority of you think about what I have to say..That should be evident by now, if you're not slow that is.

Let's see how you play off of my words now. I've left you a few good lines. This should get interesting.



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Althoughhhhhhhhh I gotta say, people watching the last few days has been totally fucking awesome. Both here and actual real, physical life. Must love da rednecks with their lack of teeth, toys with wheels, tabaccy, cheap beer, and horrid country music. Not to mention the hilarity when all of those components come together.

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RE: What cracks you up? - 6/19/2011 7:27:13 AM   
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Status: offline 		As for British humor, I love love love "Keeping Up Appearances", Hyacinth Bouquet (spelled Bucket) is the epitome of, o hell who knows.............  I get great laughs from Fawlty Towers, every episode, and one of my top faves is still "Are You Being Served", with the most eccentric sales people known to mankind. I also used to love watching "The Two Ronnies".


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RE: What cracks you up? - 6/19/2011 7:30:25 AM   
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Status: offline 		OMG I love me some British humour. What the hell was that show my daughter used to watch. Two middle aged women that loved to drink. A blonde and a brunette and the brunette had a daughter.

And the cooking show, The Two Fat Ladies.....just a treasure.

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RE: What cracks you up? - 6/19/2011 7:30:43 AM   
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RE: What cracks you up? - 6/19/2011 7:32:03 AM   
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OMG I love me some British humour. What the hell was that show my daughter used to watch. Two middle aged women that loved to drink. A blonde and a brunette and the brunette had a daughter.

And the cooking show, The Two Fat Ladies.....just a treasure.

"Absolutley Fabulous!"

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RE: What cracks you up? - 6/19/2011 7:33:49 AM   
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OMG I love me some British humour. What the hell was that show my daughter used to watch. Two middle aged women that loved to drink. A blonde and a brunette and the brunette had a daughter.

And the cooking show, The Two Fat Ladies.....just a treasure.

"Absolutley Fabulous!"

pD


Thank you thank you thank you... It was good stuff.


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