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TeddybearNerd -> Favorite kink Jokes? (6/19/2011 7:52:47 PM)

So here is one that I heard not to long after going to my first munch.

So a sadist, a pyromaniac, a zoophile, a masochist, a stoner, and a necrophile, are sitting around a campfire and the sadist says "you know i could really kick a cat right now". Everyone looks up and the zoophile says " then we can fuck the cat", and the pyromaniac says "then we can light the cat on fire", and the stoner says " and when its on fire we can smoke out of the cat" and the necorphile says " and then we could fuck the cat again". After a minute of silence the group turns to the masocist, who had been sitting looking at the ground the entire time. Slowly the masochist looked up and said "Meow".

whats your favorite kinky joke?



TeddybearNerd -> RE: Favorite kink Jokes? (6/21/2011 6:24:04 PM)

not kinky but kinda geeky so it counts lol

One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep, but STARK NAKED on a beach blanket.
So.. he decided to go down & get some.

So after he had done the deed, he flew away. Then Wonderwoman got up and said "What was THAT?" And the invisible man said "I don't know... but my butt sure hurts."




Hillwilliam -> RE: Favorite kink Jokes? (6/21/2011 6:47:03 PM)

Q: How did the nun get pregnant?

A: She went to the Parish Halloween party dressed as an altar boy.



poise -> RE: Favorite kink Jokes? (6/21/2011 7:21:44 PM)

This joke isn't quite so kinky, but it's the only one I've ever memorized.
It's also older than dirt, or at least older than Ron, so pardon if you've heard it before.


There are two men that live on opposite ends of the world.


One is walking a tightrope between two skyscrapers.


The other is being orally stimulated by a 92 year old woman.


They are both thinking the same thing.


What are they thinking?


















Whatever you do, Don't Look Down!!!



Marc2b -> RE: Favorite kink Jokes? (6/22/2011 6:26:00 AM)

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TeddybearNerd -> RE: Favorite kink Jokes? (6/22/2011 1:59:08 PM)

Three men go on holiday abroad together. The tourist office informs them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies. The lads go along there, only to be told by reception that there is just one available room left in the hotel. They are not keen, but as it is their only option, they take the room for one evening and share its only bed.
That night, they all enjoy a good night's sleep. In the morning, the guy on the right side of the bed says,
"I dreamt I had the best wank last night."
The guy on the left side says,
"That's funny, I had the exact same dream!".
The guy in the middle says, "I dreamt I was skiing."



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