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subcurio -> Beyond Toothpaste! (6/20/2011 10:21:35 AM)

Hi,

Have recently been asked to smother my bell end with toothpaste and experienced the slight burning sensation which accompanied it. It has however brought another question to the fore.

What other substances around the house could be used to create similar, perhaps more intense, painful sensations.

Perhaps if there are enough ideas a top ten could be organised. I will start

Substance where time lasts level of pain

Toothpaste Bellend 10 min minimal (1 out of 10)



RedMagic1 -> RE: Beyond Toothpaste! (6/20/2011 10:23:38 AM)

Tea tree oil.



stef -> RE: Beyond Toothpaste! (6/20/2011 10:27:06 AM)

Cinnamon oil.



mnottertail -> RE: Beyond Toothpaste! (6/20/2011 10:31:26 AM)

clove oil. tobasco.  cayenne. jalepenos.(any of the hot peppers, really). stinging nettle. ginger root (sliced...old and moldy is better, spruce it up in ice cold water). raid in the spray can (call ahead to the hospital first, let them know you are coming, and its gonna be in a big fuckin hurry, and you are going to be incoherent). 



stef -> RE: Beyond Toothpaste! (6/20/2011 10:34:34 AM)

Sterno.



mnottertail -> RE: Beyond Toothpaste! (6/20/2011 10:37:08 AM)

icy hot.  vicegrips (the bob vila kind with the synergistic racheting action). 



stef -> RE: Beyond Toothpaste! (6/20/2011 10:46:46 AM)

Drano.

Oven cleaner.

Fire ants.





mnottertail -> RE: Beyond Toothpaste! (6/20/2011 11:00:30 AM)

coarse steel wool.



LaTigresse -> RE: Beyond Toothpaste! (6/20/2011 11:04:07 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: stef

Fire ants.



If the bell end is the end of his dick......I am diggingggg this one!

LeeAnn, the cussing raspberry picker that had ants crawl up her pant's leg and depantsed herself vvvvvvrrrrerrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyy quickly in clear view of all the traffic on a state highway. Last summer.

Although, I would really like to see the Raid scenario that Ron described also.



mnottertail -> RE: Beyond Toothpaste! (6/20/2011 11:24:47 AM)

In my yoot, I uh, didnt want to go to see the doc because I had crabs........(but I did later and that is a yarn as well...)

scenario would hardly qualify as an apt descriptive of that debaucle.



windchymes -> RE: Beyond Toothpaste! (6/20/2011 11:35:32 AM)

A little dunk in Listerine




sexyred1 -> RE: Beyond Toothpaste! (6/20/2011 11:37:42 AM)

Perfume hurts as well. (Please do not ask me how I know this....)



LaTigresse -> RE: Beyond Toothpaste! (6/20/2011 11:39:01 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

In my yoot, I uh, didnt want to go to see the doc because I had crabs........(but I did later and that is a yarn as well...)

scenario would hardly qualify as an apt descriptive of that debaucle.


That is one of those stories I can imagine being told over a session of alcoholic beverages that would lead to sore cheeks and belly, and tears running down the face.



windchymes -> RE: Beyond Toothpaste! (6/20/2011 11:40:43 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

In my yoot, I uh, didnt want to go to see the doc because I had crabs........(but I did later and that is a yarn as well...)

scenario would hardly qualify as an apt descriptive of that debaucle.


That is one of those stories I can imagine being told over a session of alcoholic beverages that would lead to sore cheeks and belly, and tears running down the face.



I was thinking the same thing about the raspberry-picking ants story [:D]



LaTigresse -> RE: Beyond Toothpaste! (6/20/2011 11:50:59 AM)

I have several similar. I am 49, sometimes impulsive, often times misjudge my own physical limitations, adventurous, somewhat of a klutz........ it all makes for a lot of interesting experiences to reminisce on.



sexyred1 -> RE: Beyond Toothpaste! (6/20/2011 11:52:39 AM)

We should start a thread on mishaps...I am sure we all have some doozies.



LaTigresse -> RE: Beyond Toothpaste! (6/20/2011 12:01:16 PM)

I seem to have a habit of ending up, soaking wet, in a creek, at least once every spring. Early enough it isn't...." Ahhhhhhh.........that was refreshing!"



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Beyond Toothpaste! (6/20/2011 12:06:23 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I have several similar. I am 49, sometimes impulsive, often times misjudge my own physical limitations, adventurous, somewhat of a klutz........ it all makes for a lot of interesting experiences to reminisce on.



So, you are an older, dominant Holly??? [sm=couch.gif]



LaTigresse -> RE: Beyond Toothpaste! (6/20/2011 2:35:17 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus


quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I have several similar. I am 49, sometimes impulsive, often times misjudge my own physical limitations, adventurous, somewhat of a klutz........ it all makes for a lot of interesting experiences to reminisce on.



So, you are an older, dominant Holly??? [sm=couch.gif]


Except...........I can COOK![:D]



litelypleez -> RE: Beyond Toothpaste! (6/20/2011 2:39:21 PM)

Have you tried Ginger Root Paste is is suppose to have a 10-15 minute lasting effect if put into the Anus....It can be purchased in the Asian Food aisle of the grocery store



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