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NuevaVida -> RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? (6/20/2011 11:37:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: windchymes

And on the back, "Always after me Lucky Charms!" [:)]




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windchymes -> RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? (6/20/2011 11:42:30 AM)


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ORIGINAL: ashjor911


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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

If you want to find a woman, dominant her, be her Master then find the seat of your power, feel it, let it loose and use it wisely. That will take care of the other 23 hours in the day. That will get your nob polished in this world surer than any other way.

Power, baby.. not penis.



I have had 2 former slaves in the past 5 years,
& never ever thinked about haveing sex with any,
Power & sex do not get along,



I can see why they're "former" slaves [;)]

(sorry, I couldn't resist!)



popularDemand -> RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? (6/20/2011 11:43:10 AM)

it's muscle, not magic.
"not a lot!"

pD



ashjor911 -> RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? (6/20/2011 11:47:24 AM)

there is a Mr. prisedent, & a former one.
a Maneger & a former one
a boyfriend/girlfreind, & a former one or (ex)
Its ok to say former slave when you let them go,



SorceressJ -> RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? (6/20/2011 11:58:32 AM)


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ORIGINAL: sexyred1


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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

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ORIGINAL: sexyred1

bita, that is excellent. can we needlepoint it on a pillow or make t-shirts? :)


I vote for the t-shirts.

Awesome post Bita!



I would like a black tank top with pink letters surrounded by glitter or black with white letters and silver studs.



Me too pls! (sexyred has mad excellent taste and has just described half my clothes - says the person who would even at age 44 dress my damn self out of Hot Topic if I could afford to do so, because that's just how I roll..)

And I totally agree about the OP's original post, that was the cat's pajamas Bita. I am actually saving it to a wordpad file so I can go grin about it again later, and maybe share it with due credit to the author, if that's alright.

Must share what we used to say even though it's stupid and you've probably all heard it: "TWAT? I cunt hear you. I have an ear infucktion.."



sexyred1 -> RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? (6/20/2011 12:00:58 PM)

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Glitter and stud queens unite!!




SorceressJ -> RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? (6/20/2011 12:06:22 PM)

Thank you sexyred, I was looking for something new and special for my sig line to say.. [:D]

We now return you to your regularly scheduled cunt discussion..



sexyred1 -> RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? (6/20/2011 12:18:56 PM)

I might use it too.

And now I would like Magically Delicious as my avatar signature!



windchymes -> RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? (6/20/2011 12:44:41 PM)

bita, I think your next chapter should be "Clitoris, the Magic Orgasm Button" [:)]



BurntKitty -> RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? (6/20/2011 1:04:02 PM)

FR-

Thank you Bita. That made my day.
Instead of quote of the day, this should be the stickied thread of the month! Mandatory reading for all.

(ETA the FR)



SailingBum -> RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? (6/20/2011 1:21:57 PM)

ehhh what's the big deal, you've seen one fuck hole you've seen em all? Sides I'm more of a ass man.

BadOne



Palliata -> RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? (6/20/2011 4:57:34 PM)

Evolved =! complicated. Evolved = efficient and effective. That's kind of the point of evolution - to find the best way to perform a given task, which is to say that method which requires the least nutrients to accomplish the goal. As to the super-cunt and so forth, I give it the same reaction I give cocks, elbows, and hair follicles - sufficient, imperfect, and inevitably replaced by robots ;).



juliaoceania -> RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? (6/20/2011 5:13:33 PM)


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ORIGINAL: windchymes

bita, I think your next chapter should be "Clitoris, the Magic Orgasm Button" [:)]

Or howabout

"Clitoris, the Mystic Orgasm Button"

Followed by

"The G-Spot and its Mythical Origins"




HisPet21 -> RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? (6/20/2011 6:01:49 PM)

Yay Brita! Super post!



catize -> RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? (6/20/2011 6:24:45 PM)

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(Oh, and if you don't think a cunt is magical.. try shooting some jizz up your nose then popping an 8 pound alien out of it 9 months later!)


THIS was my favorite sentence! Imagine the possibilitites......the 'big head' would get larger, not the 'small' one that leads so many astray!!!
Great post, Bita, made my day!



MasterSlaveLA -> RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? (6/20/2011 6:52:05 PM)

 
Funny post... however, it's meaningless, as it's never really been about a "cock" or "cunt", but about the heart and mind.  Always has been... always will be. [:)]





tj444 -> RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? (6/20/2011 7:11:15 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MasterSlaveLA 
Funny post... however, it's meaningless, as it's never really been about a "cock" or "cunt", but about the heart and mind.  Always has been... always will be. [:)]

but.. maybe the "cunt" or "cock" is where it all starts? And the heart follows?
I think it does for some at least.



scarletsubbie -> RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? (6/20/2011 7:30:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: windchymes


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ORIGINAL: ashjor911


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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

If you want to find a woman, dominant her, be her Master then find the seat of your power, feel it, let it loose and use it wisely. That will take care of the other 23 hours in the day. That will get your nob polished in this world surer than any other way.

Power, baby.. not penis.



I have had 2 former slaves in the past 5 years,
& never ever thinked about haveing sex with any,
Power & sex do not get along,



I can see why they're "former" slaves [;)]

(sorry, I couldn't resist!)


THANK YOU!

and Brita, awesome post. Keep going.



BitaTruble -> RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? (6/21/2011 12:18:28 AM)

fr

Thank you ladies for the extra laughs today. About right now, I'm just glad I didn't use a Fruit Loops analogy cuz that would have been scary.

::skips off singing they're magically delicious!::



twistedwillow -> RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? (6/21/2011 1:02:30 AM)

Ty for the awesome post Bita, I so wanna put a link on my profile to this! [:D]



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