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RE: Favorite Curse word... (or phrase) - 6/22/2011 7:16:08 PM   
TheHeretic


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Status: offline 		"Fuck me to tears."

I picked it up from an uncle when I was a wee one, and it has just remained a solid favorite for better than 40 years.

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RE: Favorite Curse word... (or phrase) - 6/22/2011 7:22:05 PM   
slaveluci


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Status: offline 		"Son-of-a-bitch" or "motherfuck"....said sloooowwwwly with emphasis on each and every syllable
luci

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RE: Favorite Curse word... (or phrase) - 6/22/2011 7:46:21 PM   
TreasureKY


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Status: offline 		Though not a modern curse, I've always loved the feel and sound of "woe betide". 

Perhaps I could spice it up a bit for today's mature audience.  Which sounds better... ?

Fuck and woe betide!

or

Woe betide and fuck!

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RE: Favorite Curse word... (or phrase) - 6/22/2011 7:46:26 PM   
lazarus1983


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Status: offline 		At work I'm very laid back and easy going, and am a good talker when it comes to inmates. So when an inmate is being stupid, all I have to do is raise my voice and whip out the good ol', "Listen, motherfucker!" or "You better unfuck yourself!"

Very simple, but very effective.

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RE: Favorite Curse word... (or phrase) - 6/22/2011 9:11:28 PM   
Aynne88


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Status: offline 		Well....my nickname in school was "Annie Dice Clay" from Andrew Dice Clay, remember him? ;-) I curse. A lot. I don't like generic cursing though or cursing for shock value.

My favorite is "suck my dick"" I know, it makes no sense, but I picked up a long time ago when I realized it really shocked men especially my ex to hear that uttered with venom. 

Another one is "shut the fuck up" and "Useless bitch." Both genders get them all, I don't discriminate.





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RE: Favorite Curse word... (or phrase) - 6/22/2011 9:22:14 PM   
NuevaVida


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Status: offline 		Son-of-a-BITCHHHHHHH (like luci, said slowly and over-emphasized at the "bitch" part).

And sometimes just a straight and simple "Fuckkkkk" is just perfect.


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RE: Favorite Curse word... (or phrase) - 6/22/2011 9:45:33 PM   
Termyn8or


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T^T

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RE: Favorite Curse word... (or phrase) - 6/22/2011 11:22:37 PM   
LinnaeaBorealis


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Status: offline 		One time my ex-husband got pissed at someone & used a curse word to describe them. I decided to help & added one of my own. We just kept taking turns & I finally said, "Pig-fucking whore!!!" I use it a lot.

And I know you said only one, but I have another one. I was working as a Ward Clerk at a teaching hospital & there was a new resident from the South & she was quite the bitch. So I never did anything extra for her like I would for the ones who were nice. One night she came walking past the desk on her way to go home & she had an armload of books & papers. I stopped her & told her, kinda snottily, that she had to do something before she could leave. She slammed the books & papers down on my desk & yelled in her thick Suthren accent, "Well, GODDAMMITSHITFUCKPISS!!!!" I love that one & use it to this day!!! But it must be said with the thick accent. Btw, when she said that, I started laughing. She just stopped & stared at me & then she started laughing & she was a joy to work with for the rest of her rotation.

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RE: Favorite Curse word... (or phrase) - 6/23/2011 4:24:39 AM   
sunshinemiss


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Status: offline 		I have one that I have called only two people in my life... and both of those lying stupid fucking cunt whore bitches deserved it.

As an aside... interesting how so many swear words are sexual... ah yes, sex and all its passions...

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RE: Favorite Curse word... (or phrase) - 6/23/2011 8:15:01 AM   
sunshinemiss


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With Hannah away, I'm practicing my colorful speech a bit, and this popped into my head:

Christ on a Cruz (cause it sounds like "Cruise")... Look at that! I made a bilingual swear pun!

Go ahead.... I'll wait for the adulation.

sunshine

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RE: Favorite Curse word... (or phrase) - 6/23/2011 8:39:37 AM   
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RE: Favorite Curse word... (or phrase) - 6/23/2011 9:35:57 AM   
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RE: Favorite Curse word... (or phrase) - 6/23/2011 9:39:40 AM   
sunshinemiss


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quote:

ORIGINAL: windchymes

I adulate you, sunny!



SMOOCH!

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RE: Favorite Curse word... (or phrase) - 6/23/2011 3:35:52 PM   
popularDemand


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Status: offline 		"what a fuckin rotter"

context is everything.

wonderfull combination of old, and fowl.

pD

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RE: Favorite Curse word... (or phrase) - 6/23/2011 3:38:03 PM   
LadyConstanze


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Status: offline 		A friend said "May even his left hand reject him" - I thought that was brilliant and very descriptive!

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RE: Favorite Curse word... (or phrase) - 6/23/2011 4:59:59 PM   
Fetters4U


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Status: offline 		Nice...
Go play in traffic...
Manger mon briefs...
Don't get your knickers in a twist...
Well gag me with a spoon...
or
May rabid rodents nibble your naughty bits....

What? Shocking, I know.





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RE: Favorite Curse word... (or phrase) - 6/23/2011 9:17:01 PM   
camille65


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Status: offline 		I have two that are favorites of mine.

Fuck a duck upside down in the rain, used for angry moments such as stubbing my toe.
It sucks hairy yak balls with a side of fleas, it has a bit less vehemence to it.

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RE: Favorite Curse word... (or phrase) - 6/24/2011 2:21:15 AM   
sunshinemiss


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Status: offline 		Those are pretty damn colorful Camille (nice to see you, btw)...

I have decided I like this "fucking " thing. I'll have to send Hannah some pirate stuff since I stole the swear words and abdicated the nastiness.... (just don't have it in me).

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RE: Favorite Curse word... (or phrase) - 6/24/2011 2:25:43 AM   
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quote:

I'll have to send Hannah some pirate stuff since I stole the swear words and abdicated the nastiness.... (just don't have it in me).


~eyes the quote board~

You did????

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RE: Favorite Curse word... (or phrase) - 6/24/2011 3:16:00 AM   
sunshinemiss


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Status: offline 		shuddap... that wasn't nasty.

I coulddddddddddddd get nasty on you.... I actually used to be pretty dang angry....

*smooch

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