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pahunkboy -> California man wants to dive for bin Laden’s corpse (6/22/2011 7:41:51 AM)

California man wants to dive for bin Laden’s corpse

yawn





Owner59 -> RE: California man wants to dive for bin Laden’s corpse (6/22/2011 7:50:02 AM)

Spend 10 boxes of zitti a day to get the body..................

and then what?

Kinda morbid and grim, if you ask me.




pahunkboy -> RE: California man wants to dive for bin Laden’s corpse (6/22/2011 8:01:12 AM)

Wouldn't the body be decayed by now?




Owner59 -> RE: California man wants to dive for bin Laden’s corpse (6/22/2011 8:37:48 AM)

Can`t really say,.......not know`n.




mnottertail -> RE: California man wants to dive for bin Laden’s corpse (6/22/2011 9:00:39 AM)

That fucker was crabcakes long time ago, sport.   Doesn't anybody go in for the simple pleasures anymore, like dumpster diving?




DarkSteven -> RE: California man wants to dive for bin Laden’s corpse (6/22/2011 9:23:09 AM)

"decayed" isn't quite correct. More like skeletonized by hungry fish.

The fascinating question is, what happens if be does find a skeleton? Will he be able to get dental records?




tazzygirl -> RE: California man wants to dive for bin Laden’s corpse (6/22/2011 9:35:13 AM)

Surely there is an identification of some kind marking the bones as islamic. [8|]




mnottertail -> RE: California man wants to dive for bin Laden’s corpse (6/22/2011 9:36:45 AM)

They could check him out by his grille.




flcouple2009 -> RE: California man wants to dive for bin Laden’s corpse (6/22/2011 9:45:17 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

Surely there is an identification of some kind marking the bones as islamic. [8|]


I think on one of the bones it is stamped "Made in Saudi Arabia"




juliaoceania -> RE: California man wants to dive for bin Laden’s corpse (6/22/2011 9:59:28 AM)

Some people could use better hobbies




pahunkboy -> RE: California man wants to dive for bin Laden’s corpse (6/22/2011 10:11:56 AM)

Gosh-  he could raise the money go on a vacation never find anything- never look- photo shop a few pics, and live high on the hog over MY DONATIONS.   I think I am going to be mad!   People pull all kinds of shit.




Hillwilliam -> RE: California man wants to dive for bin Laden’s corpse (6/22/2011 11:16:23 AM)

That corpse is long since eaten by some pretty horrible looking critters. In an earlier post, I said to google "giant Isopod"

I dont want to necro that thread so if you want to see what ate him, giant Isopod and hagfish are 2 good things to google.

Plenty of other hungry nasties down there.




juliaoceania -> RE: California man wants to dive for bin Laden’s corpse (6/22/2011 11:17:36 AM)

I think it is the way to go to be honest. I really want to be food when I am gone.




pahunkboy -> RE: California man wants to dive for bin Laden’s corpse (6/22/2011 11:21:26 AM)

Didn't they put the body in a bag?

and he is facing Mecca too.




Hillwilliam -> RE: California man wants to dive for bin Laden’s corpse (6/22/2011 11:31:15 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

Didn't they put the body in a bag?

and he is facing Mecca too.


Teeth and chitinous claws VS bag. Teeth and claws win.

As for which direction it is facing? When you drop something in a coupla thousand feet of water, it's pretty random what direction it will face when it lands.




pahunkboy -> RE: California man wants to dive for bin Laden’s corpse (6/22/2011 11:45:52 AM)

I thought he was given a proper burial tho?




Hillwilliam -> RE: California man wants to dive for bin Laden’s corpse (6/22/2011 11:51:24 AM)

Hunky, why don't you look up "burial at sea" sometime. What he got IS proper for a burial at sea. I mean do you think they sent divers down to dig a fucking hole?

They wrap them in a shroud, weight the body heavily, put them on a board, say a few words appropriate to their faith and slide em over the side.

There is no grave. There is no hole in the ground. There is no marker.




mnottertail -> RE: California man wants to dive for bin Laden’s corpse (6/22/2011 11:55:22 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

I think it is the way to go to be honest. I really want to be food when I am gone.


Worms shall be your pillow and maggots your coverlet.

or

A plague o' both your houses!
They have made worms' meat of me: I have it,
And soundly too: your houses!


Which do you prefer?

Bible or Shakespeare? 




juliaoceania -> RE: California man wants to dive for bin Laden’s corpse (6/22/2011 12:10:00 PM)

quote:

A plague o' both your houses!
They have made worms' meat of me: I have it,
And soundly too: your houses!


The other was romantic in a Corpse Bride sorta way, but give me the drama of Shakespeare!




Owner59 -> RE: California man wants to dive for bin Laden’s corpse (6/22/2011 1:11:21 PM)

Just realized,sorry,sorta tired,but the nutter implies in a code wordy kinda way, that half the world doesn`t believe bin-gotten is dead.

PA![sm=discipline.gif] Is this another of your kookie conspiracy theories? That bin-laden might be alive or not killed as reported?


"prove to myself and probably 50% of the world"


Really,50 %?

[8|]

How about a handful of nuts.

[:D]

Now,.....WTF is going to give this kook money to go boating?

LOL





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