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VideoAdminTheta -> RE: What am i doing wrong? (6/23/2011 2:42:42 PM)

I really meant what I said in my earlier post. Return to the topic and do not make other members the topic.




sunshinemiss -> RE: What am i doing wrong? (6/23/2011 4:11:51 PM)

Sunny

Fucking Quote of the Fucking Day

goes to
CalifChick
for
if you ever develop moobs,
do NOT post a pic of them on your profile.





LadyNTrainer -> RE: What am i doing wrong? (6/23/2011 5:00:34 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: WyldHrt
This site isn't McDommes or Subway and you cannot expect to just step up to the counter, place your order, and get a #2 combo anal fisting with a side order of ball busting, hold the public play.


I'd nominate this one for quote of the day. It's priceless.

quote:

ETA- My best advice- Do not be this guy!


Seriously, watch this video. If that guy is you, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.




kalikshama -> RE: What am i doing wrong? (6/23/2011 5:09:36 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyNTrainer

quote:

ORIGINAL: WyldHrt
This site isn't McDommes or Subway and you cannot expect to just step up to the counter, place your order, and get a #2 combo anal fisting with a side order of ball busting, hold the public play.


I'd nominate this one for quote of the day. It's priceless.

quote:

ETA- My best advice- Do not be this guy!


Seriously, watch this video. If that guy is you, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.


Seconded the nomination and the advice to watch the video. Now I'm off to try to figure out why Sunny is channeling Hannah.




LillyBoPeep -> RE: What am i doing wrong? (6/23/2011 5:20:02 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyNTrainer

quote:

ORIGINAL: WyldHrt
This site isn't McDommes or Subway and you cannot expect to just step up to the counter, place your order, and get a #2 combo anal fisting with a side order of ball busting, hold the public play.


I'd nominate this one for quote of the day. It's priceless.



holy crap, that's amazing. =p haha!




LookieNoNookie -> RE: What am i doing wrong? (6/23/2011 6:24:55 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: yourslut1988

i have messaged quite a few Doms and it seems like everyone reads the message but none answer me. Not only that the usually dont even look at my profile. Is it because of my age? Please help me.


Considering your profile doesn't come up when clicked...I'm guessing it's because they can't find you.




SexyBossyBBW -> RE: What am i doing wrong? (6/23/2011 7:34:54 PM)

He's probably changing it a bit, given the responses he got yesterday. Or we've run him off... I hope not. M




WyldHrt -> RE: What am i doing wrong? (6/23/2011 10:47:00 PM)

[:D][:D][:D]
*takes a bow, then runs the hell out of the thread before Theta sees me*

ETA- Hopefully, the OP took his profile down to revamp it.




SexyBossyBBW -> RE: What am i doing wrong? (6/24/2011 2:42:51 AM)

Yes hopefully the OP, and what Califchick may have alluded to, with new dressed pictures, for a start. M




LonDom61 -> RE: What am i doing wrong? (6/24/2011 1:30:32 PM)

I also noted that his profile's gone.  Perhaps revamping.  Maybe he's combing his pic collection for a clothed one.

Since now we're left to "talk amongst ourselves", I'll mention something I noticed while reading the thread.  A wee gaffe in Constanze's tagline.

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary
Those who do and those who don't!



If you understand binary, you can't be in the group "those who don't".

Should read

There are 10 kinds of people in the world.
Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Just sayin.








LadyConstanze -> RE: What am i doing wrong? (6/24/2011 2:08:08 PM)

Really? Now I am only a lowly female so I obviously can't know all that much about binary, but in my very limited understanding I was always under the impression that binary works with 1 and 0 or Yes and NO, so those who do (understand) and those who don't...

But hey, maybe I just don't understand?




Hisprettybaby -> RE: What am i doing wrong? (6/24/2011 3:05:20 PM)

~FR~
Okay, I see the OPs profile is down, but based on what the previous posters have said: Being switchy, I can tell you OP, no matter which side of the kneel a woman is on, most of us like to be thought of as women, not just as fetish delivery systems or sex machines. Write to them as women first and mention something about what you've read in their profiles. No one likes to get a generic letter and feel like they're just one of the masses that you're writing to. They want to feel special. And put a clothed picture up as your primary photo. For a lot of women, this is NOT just about sex, it IS about relationships.

~Hisprettybaby~




LonDom61 -> RE: What am i doing wrong? (6/26/2011 1:08:55 PM)

C'mon, this has nothing to do with gender.  And the way you describe binary is fine.  I'm an English Major, not a Computer Scientist.  But my quibble lies in Logic.

The humour is in the fact that the 10 types of people (in binary, or "base 2") is actually 2 types of people (in "base ten", our conventional counting method).  I'm not saying you misunderstood or misrepresented that.

Let's call these 2 groups A and B. 

In your first sentence you say that "everyone" = A + B... and both A and B understand binary ("two types...who understand binary"). 

In your second sentence you say that A does understand binary, but B doesn't.  That's internally inconsistent.  B can't both understand it and not understand it. 

In the version I wrote, line one simply establishes "everyone" = A + B.  Line two says A understands, B doesn't.  And lets the dissonance between the reader's expectation of 10 but receiving only 2 provide the irony/shock/humour.

Just sayin'.

Regards,

LD














LadyHibiscus -> RE: What am i doing wrong? (6/26/2011 2:02:11 PM)

Wow. See, LonDom, that kind of post, made in public, can't be seen as ANYTHING but belittling. The rest of us have had no trouble gettting the joke without having to parse the thing. If you had issue with Lady C's verbiage, you could have written her privately. Yet you chose to try and make her look foolish here.

And THAT, for all you males reading, is what NOT to do to another person.




PeonForHer -> RE: What am i doing wrong? (6/26/2011 2:08:54 PM)

May I gently observe at this point that my tag line is better than Lady C's?




LadyConstanze -> RE: What am i doing wrong? (6/26/2011 2:44:48 PM)

That's fine, I'm an English PhD and English happens to be my 3rd language, but you know I have the same tag line and had it for years in some computer geek forums, none of the people there had any problem with it...

Actually by making it an issue about grammar, you showed that you didn't understand the joke, oddly enough most techies get it...

So I just leave it as it is, let me say that much, it is a play on words and binary, even without understanding much about binary, I would have expected an English Major to get the joke... Irony is not the land where the Ironians live...




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