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bschwimmer -> How do You know your marriade is over? (5/15/2006 5:25:12 PM)

How do you know your marriage is over?




ta2dqt -> RE: How do You know your marriade is over? (5/15/2006 5:30:40 PM)

there are LOTS of ways..........................tell us more?




SweetSarijane -> RE: How do You know your marriade is over? (5/15/2006 5:36:36 PM)

Need more info. Too general to be able to answer.




cuddleheart50 -> RE: How do You know your marriade is over? (5/15/2006 5:37:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: bschwimmer

How do you know your marriage is over?


When the divorce papers arrive!




gooddogbenji -> RE: How do You know your marriade is over? (5/15/2006 5:41:51 PM)

The restraining order usually clues me in.

Yours,


benji




Wulfchyld -> RE: How do You know your marriade is over? (5/15/2006 5:42:58 PM)

When awkward silence gets replaced with absolute silence and you live for it.




juliaoceania -> RE: How do You know your marriade is over? (5/15/2006 5:44:57 PM)

When your clothes are put out on the curb and your wife has the locks changed perhaps?




gooddogbenji -> RE: How do You know your marriade is over? (5/15/2006 5:49:31 PM)

Now that I think about it....  when you ask that question in a public forum.

Yours,


benji




emeraude -> RE: How do You know your marriade is over? (5/15/2006 5:53:10 PM)

I figured it out one day when I looked at the man laying on the sofa a la Al Bundy, and thought...who is that and why is he sitting in my living room.

Or, it might have been when his mother gave him the following words of wisdom, "A man with your eye colour and a woman with her eye colour, couldn't have a child with (insert my younger son's name here) eye colour". Obviously I was dealing with a rocket scientist and not a geneticist. *grin* When confronted with the fact that I was just told that my mother in law was accusing me of adultery and my ex was so stupid that he actually repeated it to me, I took six months, decided I'd rather be alone and happy, and escorted him to the door.

And, just fyi, there was no adultery involved.




bschwimmer -> RE: How do You know your marriade is over? (5/15/2006 5:55:37 PM)

st want to escalate




bschwimmer -> RE: How do You know your marriade is over? (5/15/2006 5:59:20 PM)

we are always figting and argueing




Level -> RE: How do You know your marriade is over? (5/15/2006 6:08:57 PM)

When you find another man's underwear in your drawer.




smilezz -> RE: How do You know your marriade is over? (5/15/2006 6:13:05 PM)

When neither one of you want to work at it anymore.


~smilezz~




NeedToUseYou -> RE: How do You know your marriade is over? (5/15/2006 6:14:44 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

When you find another man's underwear in your drawer.

Can I get those back? Were they the calvin klein or tommy hilfigers. I seem to have misplaced both. If they're just the fruit of the looms well, tell her to keep them as a reminder. hehe.




gooddogbenji -> RE: How do You know your marriade is over? (5/15/2006 6:18:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NeedToUseYou

Can I get those back? Were they the calvin klein or tommy hilfigers. I seem to have misplaced both. If they're just the fruit of the looms well, tell her to keep them as a reminder. hehe.



I found some panties here the other day, whose owner is unknown.  Does that help?

Yours,


benji




Wulfchyld -> RE: How do You know your marriade is over? (5/15/2006 6:22:15 PM)

Whew! I thought you were going to give me up. I SO didnt want to be dragged into court. I'll be over around 9:30


Smiling 




feastie -> RE: How do You know your marriade is over? (5/15/2006 6:22:30 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

When awkward silence gets replaced with absolute silence and you live for it.


YES!




feastie -> RE: How do You know your marriade is over? (5/15/2006 6:25:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

When you find another man's underwear in your drawer.


This is a pretty good clue, although I found male and female underwear shoved at the back of our closet under a suitcase.  His reason?  "They must have gotten mixed up with our stuff when I was doing laundry and I knew you'd be pissed if you found them in our laundry basket." 

Me..."Did it ever occur to you to just return them to the laundry room?"




feastie -> RE: How do You know your marriade is over? (5/15/2006 6:26:47 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: bschwimmer

we are always figting and argueing


So, my parents have been bickering for 44 years.  They still wouldn't be without each other.




Level -> RE: How do You know your marriade is over? (5/15/2006 6:40:40 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: NeedToUseYou

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

When you find another man's underwear in your drawer.

Can I get those back?


Sure, and she'd be bringing them to you, her suitcase in the other hand LOL.
 
Kind of reminds me of a t-shirt that made me grin.... it was pink, a guy was wearing it...... it said "Don't laugh, it's your girlfriend's shirt)... [X(]




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