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HannahLynHeather -> RE: Uses of the word FUCK (6/26/2011 10:22:14 AM)

fuck



PeonForHer -> RE: Uses of the word FUCK (6/26/2011 11:19:57 AM)

FR

Fuck = 'To put a seed in a hole'.

Or, so it was argued by a very old Yorkshireman back in the 1970s, who'd been arrested by a copper for using the word when asked what he was doing in a recently ploughed field. His defence in court was successful, too.



LanceHughes -> RE: Uses of the word FUCK (6/26/2011 11:56:02 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
I'd fuckin DO Lance, yanno, except for that gender disconnect...

What the fuck?  There's no fuckin' gender disconnect from my end.

I'll just pull down those fuckin' camos in your avatar, and we'll see whether I can fuck you. [DAMN! Points OFF for using 'fuck' in that way..........]

Then you'll fuckin' service me using your sucking, er..... fucking mouth.

Nice thing about fuckin' your ass, there GT.
// font = sarcasm //
No need for "wrap around," as in the pushy-fucking-bottom saying, "Oh, Daddy!  Please grab my dick."  Why should I fucking get him off, or even care if he gets the fuck off.  Fuckin' an ass is about ME.  All'ya pushy bottoms looking for 'wrap around' can go get your-fuckin-selves off any fucking time later.
// font = Verdana //     <=== There is one bottom that I would never want to read this without sarcasm font.  He deserved every 'wrap around' I ever did and wouldn't want any of you other fuckers ..... er, fuckees thinking Lance isn't 'good' to his bottoms.  [Points back ON for the use of the word 'fuckee'. LOL!]



HeatherMcLeather -> RE: Uses of the word FUCK (6/26/2011 7:49:10 PM)

The absolutely best use of the word is this: Please fuck me.



0ldhen -> RE: Uses of the word FUCK (6/26/2011 8:03:35 PM)


My favorite saying;

Fuck Me Naked!



SorceressJ -> RE: Uses of the word FUCK (6/26/2011 9:01:39 PM)

<-- eating a late-night bowl of the best fucking homemade potato soup ever.. *NOM NOM FUCKING NOM*



Iwantafullslave -> RE: Uses of the word FUCK (6/26/2011 9:02:39 PM)

George Carlin?



ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Uses of the word FUCK (6/27/2011 6:34:10 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: 0ldhen


My favorite saying;

Fuck Me Naked!


Fuck my socks off!!



GreedyTop -> RE: Uses of the word FUCK (6/27/2011 6:36:09 AM)

fuck me runnin!!



gungadin09 -> RE: Uses of the word FUCK (6/27/2011 6:38:06 AM)

Fuck me into next Tuesday.

pam



Lucylastic -> RE: Uses of the word FUCK (6/27/2011 6:39:07 AM)

Fuck me sideways!!!!!!!!!!



GhitaAmati -> RE: Uses of the word FUCK (6/27/2011 6:46:43 AM)

My fav is "fuck me stupid!"


Apparently its been done. Heh.



HannahLynHeather -> RE: Uses of the word FUCK (6/27/2011 7:04:33 AM)

quote:

My fav is "fuck me stupid!"
it isn't my fav expression, but is it ever fucking great when it happens!!



ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Uses of the word FUCK (6/27/2011 7:17:00 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather

well fuck me then.


Alrighty !!

Who all wants to fuck Hannah? I know *I* do. As a bisexual switch, she is an equal opportunity fucker. Or is that fuckee??

Hey did our uses of the word include fuckee?  We can't leave that one out.





LanceHughes -> RE: Uses of the word FUCK (6/27/2011 10:30:37 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt
<snipped>
Who all wants to fuck Hannah? I know *I* do. As a bisexual switch, she is an equal opportunity fucker. Or is that fuckee??

Hey did our uses of the word include fuckee?  We can't leave that one out.

Lance used "fuckee" at post # 63. Nee-neer, nee-neer, nee-neer (and fuck you very much for not noticing.) 

<edited to get pun-fucking-uation correct.>



GreedyTop -> RE: Uses of the word FUCK (6/27/2011 10:33:46 AM)

quote:

I'll just pull down those fuckin' camos in your avatar, and we'll see whether I can fuck you. [DAMN! Points OFF for using 'fuck' in that way..........]

Then you'll fuckin' service me using your sucking, er..... fucking mouth.

Nice thing about fuckin' your ass, there GT.
// font = sarcasm //
No need for "wrap around," as in the pushy-fucking-bottom saying, "Oh, Daddy!  Please grab my dick."  Why should I fucking get him off, or even care if he gets the fuck off.  Fuckin' an ass is about ME.  All'ya pushy bottoms looking for 'wrap around' can go get your-fuckin-selves off any fucking time later.
// font = Verdana //     <=== There is one bottom that I would never want to read this without sarcasm font.  He deserved every 'wrap around' I ever did and wouldn't want any of you other fuckers ..... er, fuckees thinking Lance isn't 'good' to his bottoms.  [Points back ON for the use of the word 'fuckee'. LOL!]




*swooooon*



ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Uses of the word FUCK (6/27/2011 10:38:31 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

quote:

ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt
<snipped>
Who all wants to fuck Hannah? I know *I* do. As a bisexual switch, she is an equal opportunity fucker. Or is that fuckee??

Hey did our uses of the word include fuckee?  We can't leave that one out.

Lance used "fuckee" at post # 63. Nee-neer, nee-neer, nee-neer (and fuck you very much for not noticing.) 

<edited to get pun-fucking-uation correct.>


Well fuck me for a duck, you did.





CaHeaven -> RE: Uses of the word FUCK (6/27/2011 10:41:18 AM)

I am female and I like wrap around while being fucked. However, if you are fucking my ass, and fucking me correctly, you are fucking getting me off without any other touching. If I am not screaming beneath you in orgasm, just get the fuck off me because you obviously have no idea how to fuck.

You know you did it right when the neighbors call the cops because they think a woman is fucking being killed. A pillow put under my mouth to muffle my screams of fucking ecstasy helps prevents visits from the fucking pigs.



Wolf2Bear -> RE: Uses of the word FUCK (6/27/2011 10:42:44 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GhitaAmati

I would but Canada's a bit fucking far from Florida.


36 hours by fucking train!



Wolf2Bear -> RE: Uses of the word FUCK (6/27/2011 10:45:23 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
I'd fuckin DO Lance, yanno, except for that gender disconnect...

What the fuck?  There's no fuckin' gender disconnect from my end.

I'll just pull down those fuckin' camos in your avatar, and we'll see whether I can fuck you. [DAMN! Points OFF for using 'fuck' in that way..........]

Then you'll fuckin' service me using your sucking, er..... fucking mouth.

Nice thing about fuckin' your ass, there GT.
// font = sarcasm //
No need for "wrap around," as in the pushy-fucking-bottom saying, "Oh, Daddy!  Please grab my dick."  Why should I fucking get him off, or even care if he gets the fuck off.  Fuckin' an ass is about ME.  All'ya pushy bottoms looking for 'wrap around' can go get your-fuckin-selves off any fucking time later.
// font = Verdana //     <=== There is one bottom that I would never want to read this without sarcasm font.  He deserved every 'wrap around' I ever did and wouldn't want any of you other fuckers ..... er, fuckees thinking Lance isn't 'good' to his bottoms.  [Points back ON for the use of the word 'fuckee'. LOL!]



Just effin lovely.   ~grinz~



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