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RE: Uses of the word FUCK - 6/27/2011 10:49:47 AM   
GhitaAmati


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I would but Canada's a bit fucking far from Florida.


36 hours by fucking train!



Well fucking thank you for checking on that for me!!

Of course with all the fucking canucks I'd have to fucking spend time fucking, I'd fucking be in canada a long fucking time, too. So its fucking not just the fucking travel time I'd fucking have to take off from my fucking job.

There's a certain fucking bear I've had my eye on fucking for a long fucking time.

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RE: Uses of the word FUCK - 6/27/2011 10:58:34 AM   
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RE: Uses of the word FUCK - 6/27/2011 1:27:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		What the fuck? Have all the fuckers and fuckees hooked up? I'm still waiting for Lance to call me. Hell, I even offered to put on a strap on and bind my tits if he'd fuck me. Apparently he's off fucking someone else.

Fuck. I'm not a slut, it's just the role I play on occasion on this fucking board because I get fucking tired of the sick vanillas I am forced to deal with in real fucking life.

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RE: Uses of the word FUCK - 6/27/2011 1:33:08 PM   
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< Message edited by Wolf2Bear -- 6/27/2011 1:34:33 PM >

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RE: Uses of the word FUCK - 6/28/2011 9:00:01 PM   
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I would but Canada's a bit fucking far from Florida.

36 hours by fucking train!

But, the fucking BUS takes longer, and you can't actually fuck on the bus - oh, wait, I DID fuck on a bus once, but not for 36 hours! 

So, you get the private compartment and bring your own food / beverage and when the conductor yells "ALL ABOARD," well, you get aboard and fuck for 36 hours.  <Do they still yell that or is Lance showing his age?>

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RE: Uses of the word FUCK - 6/28/2011 9:14:45 PM   
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What the fuck? Have all the fuckers and fuckees hooked up? I'm still waiting for Lance to call me. Hell, I even offered to put on a strap on and bind my tits if he'd fuck me. Apparently he's off fucking someone else.
<snipped>

Your profile says you're looking for male swiches.  Why the fuck would that make me want to fucking call you? LMFAO! ("F" not = floor) Strap on?  What?  You think you're gonna fuck ME?  Don't even fuckin' dream THAT one girl!  Bind your tits?  What the fuck for? Them there's the handles for a REAL ass-fucker to use while a man who knows how to fuck an ass "does" your ass / arse.  (Oh, she lives in fucking SFV - for the poor Brits without a clue - that's fucking San Fernando Valley in Calif. Look it up on a fucking map 'cause I don't give a fuck.)

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RE: Uses of the word FUCK - 6/29/2011 6:29:35 PM   
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What the fuck? Have all the fuckers and fuckees hooked up? I'm still waiting for Lance to call me. Hell, I even offered to put on a strap on and bind my tits if he'd fuck me. Apparently he's off fucking someone else.
<snipped>

Your profile says you're looking for male swiches.  Why the fuck would that make me want to fucking call you? LMFAO! ("F" not = floor) Strap on?  What?  You think you're gonna fuck ME?  Don't even fuckin' dream THAT one girl!  Bind your tits?  What the fuck for? Them there's the handles for a REAL ass-fucker to use while a man who knows how to fuck an ass "does" your ass / arse.  (Oh, she lives in fucking SFV - for the poor Brits without a clue - that's fucking San Fernando Valley in Calif. Look it up on a fucking map 'cause I don't give a fuck.)

So she <CaHeaven> fucking writes me on the other fuckin' side thats she fucking mortified that I took her strap-on to be a fuck-tool. <Ding-ding - more points for THAT use of "fuck.">  She was trying to look more like a fucking boy / man, so that I'd be more interested in fucking her.

I told her that I fuck 'em all.  She's got an ass, she gets fucked.

Open secret - Lance was married to a <as we say in Gay-speak> real woman.  Divorce was kicked off when I came home a little early and (you guessed it) found her fucking the warehouse foreman from the company where she did some sort of  HR work.  WTF!  I have never felt more fucking powerful than when that <much bigger than I am> man grabbed his clothes and ran.  You say you  want to know if his fucking tool was bigger?  Nah, about the same.  She was quite the fuckee.  Sometimes, I'd use fucking POP BOTTLES up her vagina to make her fucking squirm.

Fucking orgasms?  You bet - one time, before that whole ring-thing, I came 7 times and she came 9 in a 9 hour session.  How's THAT for a fucking record?

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RE: Uses of the word FUCK - 6/29/2011 7:00:44 PM   
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Fucking orgasms?  You bet - one time, before that whole ring-thing, I came 7 times and she came 9 in a 9 hour session.  How's THAT for a fucking record?


Sounds like a fucking challenge.


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RE: Uses of the word FUCK - 6/29/2011 7:01:07 PM   
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I think THIS entry from the Monty Python troop says it very succinctly


That is often and incorrectly attributed to both Monty Python and to George Carlin. It was, however, recorded by Jack (Francis) Wagner, also known for being the official park announcer for Disneyland until 1993. You can hear his voice here for comparison. And here as well.

... oh, and uh... FUCK! Back to your regularly scheduled fuckfest.

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RE: Uses of the word FUCK - 6/30/2011 6:13:06 AM   
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Fucking orgasms?  You bet - one time, before that whole ring-thing, I came 7 times and she came 9 in a 9 hour session.  How's THAT for a fucking record?


Sounds like a fucking challenge.



I'd fucking take that fucking challenge.


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RE: Uses of the word FUCK - 6/30/2011 11:15:23 PM   
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I hate those fucking fuckers who do!

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RE: Uses of the word FUCK - 7/1/2011 7:11:41 AM   
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Status: offline 		Lance, you are a fucking bad boy. A fucking pop bottle? This girl thinks she's not fucking around with Lance. I prefer my fucking tools to be a little fucking smaller so I don't have to use fucking ice packs the day after. If I want to feel as if I had a fucking baby, I'll get pregnant, thanks.

Off to look at the Urban DicK tionary to find out what the fuck a "wolf" is.


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RE: Uses of the word FUCK - 7/1/2011 8:24:41 AM   
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Fucking orgasms?  You bet - one time, before that whole ring-thing, I came 7 times and she came 9 in a 9 hour session.  How's THAT for a fucking record?


Sounds like a fucking challenge.



I'd fucking take that fucking challenge.



Me fucking first!


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RE: Uses of the word FUCK - 7/1/2011 7:22:58 PM   
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RE: Uses of the word FUCK - 7/1/2011 7:24:12 PM   
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RE: Uses of the word FUCK - 7/2/2011 3:22:18 AM   
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RE: Uses of the word FUCK - 7/2/2011 10:05:29 AM   
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RE: Uses of the word FUCK - 7/2/2011 10:24:51 AM   
CaHeaven


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Status: offline 		Was Lance (self proclaimed stud muffin) really fucking bragging about a woman having 9 orgasms in 9 hours? That might be a fucking record for a MAN, but not a real woman who is fucking a man who knows how to fuck.

What impressed (and horrified) me was the man who fucked me for 4 hours straight, non-stop, had to stop for a minute to catch his breath for a minute while changing the fucking rubber, and FUCKING APOLOGIZED for his "lack of stamina". I was fucked upside down, sideways and just plain fucking raw by the time he was done. I lost track of the orgasms I had experienced and was begging him to either orgasm or fucking stop because I was too raw for any more. Fucking bunny just grinned and said, "I haven't fucked your ass yet, roll over."

I decided that I wasn't ever gonna fuck him again if he didn't have a fucking cold because his "low stamina mode" nearly put me off fucking for a year. There is good, and there is fuck me raw good, and there is I was fucked raw two hours ago, but it feels so fucking good I don't care that I'm gonna fucking walk bowlegged for a month.


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RE: Uses of the word FUCK - 7/2/2011 10:29:24 AM   
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Status: offline 		I'd fucking just like to fuck. I don't really fucking care how good it fucking it, or fucking even any of the fucking details.

There fucking comes a point where a fucking chick dying of fucking thirst is fucking happy to find a fucking mud puddle.

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RE: Uses of the word FUCK - 7/2/2011 1:56:43 PM   
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Yooo hooooo    Kiarsia!!!

Look waaaayyyyyy the fuck up north! I think we've established it was a mere 30 some fucking odd hours by train.......

Cue music....
You just want to fuck some random guy
and he doesn't need to be a fucking stud
'cause you're dying of fucking thirst
and you just need a fucking puddle of mud...
Well here I fucking am...

I'm your fucking man!

(With fucking apologies to Leonard fucking Cohen and all his fucking fans the fucking world over)


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