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SexyBossyBBW -> ?!Be Generous with Women?! (6/24/2011 10:56:14 PM)

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'



Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings,
we simply continue to fly....on a broomstick.
We are flexible like that.

I thought it was cute. M



Termyn8or -> RE: ?!Be Generous with Women?! (6/25/2011 12:35:09 AM)

No shit.

T^T



RemoteUser -> RE: ?!Be Generous with Women?! (6/25/2011 12:42:32 AM)

I've heard this before, it's cute. I'm waiting for the version that celebrates arsenic-based life forms.

(Humans are cool, but then we do things.)

To play along, here's a version you might appreciate:

Be generous with men. Whatever you give, they will mess with.

If you give him an egg, he'll give you a bowling ball to push out.
If you give him a house, your plumbing will never be the same.
If you give him groceries, start with the vegetables. If you give him the snacks...you're screwed.
If you give him a smile, he will salute without lifting a finger.
He expands and confuses anything you give him. So if you ask him to fix the car, it's your own damn fault.

Men are evil. We like it that way.
When someone gives us grief, we slap them down and buy them a beer afterwards.
If you like beer...hold still.
(We're predictable like that.)

o_O



SexyBossyBBW -> RE: ?!Be Generous with Women?! (6/27/2011 2:25:42 AM)

Ouchies, that's not friendly to men at all.
Interesting just the same. [:D] M



mummyman321 -> RE: ?!Be Generous with Women?! (6/27/2011 4:09:49 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: SexyBossyBBW

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'



Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings,
we simply continue to fly....on a broomstick.
We are flexible like that.

I thought it was cute. M



Hmmmm.....wondering if I give her duct tape :)



Lucylastic -> RE: ?!Be Generous with Women?! (6/27/2011 6:57:46 AM)

you like dangling from a wall??
hold on, who am I talking too
:)
I love this part,,,She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'



SexyBossyBBW -> RE: ?!Be Generous with Women?! (6/28/2011 12:27:07 AM)

I'm guessing that would be an useful too, when discussing religion, politics, and how submissive you are to the lady. Tape your mouth, and nod yes/no.

Later, M



CelticPrince -> RE: ?!Be Generous with Women?! (7/3/2011 6:42:02 PM)

sexy

how true it is!

CP



Icarys -> RE: ?!Be Generous with Women?! (7/3/2011 7:07:47 PM)

Give them your Credit Card and you'll get enormous bills.
Give them Ice Cream and you'll get and enormous ass.
Give them a wedding ring and they'll take half of the rest of your shit.



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