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DarkSteven -> Hey, ladies! Your dream man awaits! (6/25/2011 4:27:01 AM)
http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_18350238 He considers women to be goddesses to worship, and he's into scat. Here's more on the catch: http://www.denverpost.com/search/ci_18343770

sirsholly -> RE: Hey, ladies! Your dream man awaits! (6/25/2011 5:15:16 AM)
Boulder police got "more than a dozen tips" after a woman noticed a man hiding in the portable toilet... [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/utedass.gif[/image]

Killerangel -> RE: Hey, ladies! Your dream man awaits! (6/25/2011 5:23:35 AM)
Lol, kind of hard not to notice a guy coming out of a public toilet 'covered in feces' from hiding inside the toilet. Ugh.

LadyConstanze -> RE: Hey, ladies! Your dream man awaits! (6/25/2011 2:40:28 PM)
quote: Security was waiting when the man came out of the toilet — shoeless, shirtless and covered in feces — but he was able to run away. Call me old fashioned, but I would expect a date to wear shoes and a shirt, and be clean... Obviously I've been out of the dating circuit for a while and things seem to have changed [:o]

SweetShySubgirl -> RE: Hey, ladies! Your dream man awaits! (6/25/2011 4:14:40 PM)
Steven, how did you know? He's the man of my dreams!!! SWOONS

Phoenixpower -> RE: Hey, ladies! Your dream man awaits! (6/25/2011 4:17:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze quote: Security was waiting when the man came out of the toilet — shoeless, shirtless and covered in feces — but he was able to run away. Call me old fashioned, but I would expect a date to wear shoes and a shirt, and be clean... Obviously I've been out of the dating circuit for a while and things seem to have changed [:o] Well not every guy is trained to your standard now [8\|] [sm=duck.gif]

tj444 -> RE: Hey, ladies! Your dream man awaits! (6/25/2011 4:23:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Killerangel Lol, kind of hard not to notice a guy coming out of a public toilet 'covered in feces' from hiding inside the toilet. Ugh. i can just see the cops trying to grab him. I guess he would be called a slippery little devil, especially the slippery part. [:D]

tj444 -> RE: Hey, ladies! Your dream man awaits! (6/25/2011 4:28:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_18350238 He considers women to be goddesses to worship, and he's into scat. Here's more on the catch: http://www.denverpost.com/search/ci_18343770 Yabbut.. dont serial rapists/killers start out as peeping toms? Back when i was with my ex, we lived on the ground floor and when i went to bed on night, i was standing at the side of the window in the bedroom and noticed a couple of fingers opening the miniblind slats to look in. Well, it was just instinct but I took my hand and as hard as I possibly could, smashed it into the blind and the jerks face!!! Too bad i didnt have a good bat handy tho... [8\|]

DarkSteven -> RE: Hey, ladies! Your dream man awaits! (6/26/2011 7:40:36 AM)
Comments from fatwallet: http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/topic_view.php?catid=55&threadid=1107417&start=0

LadyConstanze -> RE: Hey, ladies! Your dream man awaits! (6/26/2011 9:46:39 AM)
I feel sorry for the cops who had to arrest him, that must have been a shitty job!

Charles6682 -> RE: Hey, ladies! Your dream man awaits! (6/26/2011 8:15:54 PM)
This guy is so full of shit!!

bamabbwsub -> RE: Hey, ladies! Your dream man awaits! (6/26/2011 8:18:11 PM)
quote: Security was waiting when the man came out of the toilet — shoeless, shirtless and covered in feces — but he was able to run away. No shirt, no shoes, no service. Feces optional.

scarletsubbie -> RE: Hey, ladies! Your dream man awaits! (7/1/2011 7:58:34 PM)
Ok, I well remember what the yoga fest crowd looks like. He's also into fuzzy women (not a bad kink, imo) without make-up. Hope he can get a truly harmless habit.

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