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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 10:22:16 AM   
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You could always paint it green and convince her it's a zucchini.

Outta-the-Box thinking..I like that!

Do you like zucchini, BTW?



It makes a very delicious addition to my chicken and orzo dish.
Sliced thinly, of course.

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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 10:22:24 AM   
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A colleague's J.A.P. wife wouldn't swallow, using her constant dieting as an excuse.
I said brightly, 'It's only 5 calories, like a couple of TicTacs': she's hated me ever since :-D

Good job.


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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 10:24:09 AM   
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A colleague's J.A.P. wife wouldn't swallow, using her constant dieting as an excuse.
I said brightly, 'It's only 5 calories, like a couple of TicTacs': she's hated me ever since :-D


That is a total lie about J.A.P.'s. Believe me, Jewish girls do all sorts of nasty things but only do it with men they are hot for.

That is what men don't get. If someone does not swallow or do anything else you ask, they are NOT into you.

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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 10:31:03 AM   
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Status: offline 		I just tell myself it's a big rutabaga.

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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 11:14:34 AM   
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You really should to get back to building that machine.

T^T

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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 11:22:57 AM   
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A colleague's J.A.P. wife wouldn't swallow, using her constant dieting as an excuse.
I said brightly, 'It's only 5 calories, like a couple of TicTacs': she's hated me ever since :-D


That's hilarious.  I've been on weight watchers but have been reluctant to ask "How many points in a mouthful?" 

Doesn't stop me from indulging


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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 11:24:31 AM   
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Status: offline 		i swallow because it just seems easier; plus, hey, the rest of the activity will burn off the measly amount of calories. =p

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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 11:41:35 AM   
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Status: offline 		Plus it's protein like an egg white, not simple carbs like TicTac. So as long as he's not infected, healthy snacking!
And for guys, less than double that for a similar amount of menstrual fluid, although calculated @ 9 calories per 5 ccs of blood.
Female linguists can make their own debit/credit equations.
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ORIGINAL: Tantriqu
A colleague's J.A.P. wife wouldn't swallow, using her constant dieting as an excuse.
I said brightly, 'It's only 5 calories, like a couple of TicTacs': she's hated me ever since :-D

That's hilarious.  I've been on weight watchers but have been reluctant to ask "How many points in a mouthful?" 
Doesn't stop me from indulging


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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 12:35:28 PM   
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That is what men don't get. If someone does not swallow or do anything else you ask, they are NOT into you.


Speak only for yourself.


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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 12:41:10 PM   
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Status: offline 		Personally, i'd think vegetarian women can deep throat better. Think carrots, zucchini, cucumber.

Anytime I date a Vegetarian woman and she's kinda militant about the nutritional habits of who she dates, I say "I'm a vagitarian too". Hopefully, they dont listen too closely.

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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 12:42:58 PM   
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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 12:44:42 PM   
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If you don't eat meat how do you deal with sucking on it? Do you pinch your nose? Blow in short intervals? Turn down the man bologna in general?

Since a large portion of people who don't eat meat do so because they're against factory farming (the way 100% of meat found in restaurants and supermarkets is made), and giving oral sex has nothing to do with factory farming, you and your thread can go in the trash can.


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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 12:46:30 PM   
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Since a large portion of people who don't eat meat do so because they're against factory farming (the way 100% of meat found in restaurants and supermarkets is made), and giving oral sex has nothing to do with factory farming, you and your thread can go in the trash can.



Wait - are you saying we don't factory-farm penises??


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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 12:49:55 PM   
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"Good job."

You really should to get back to building that machine.

T^T

I am building a machine, an almost finished miniature steam engine, it's on hold right now because I'm extremely busy and have mainly focused on making money and getting the jobs done.

(let me see if I can upload a pic)

I just had the biggest month since I've been in business and the month isn't over yet. I also worked out a deal for a trade of services from a solar company (I'll believe that more when it starts to happen) so everything is moving as planned.

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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 12:59:45 PM   
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I almost never return to a thread

Good deal.


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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 1:01:27 PM   
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Wait - are you saying we don't factory-farm penises??

I believe he's saying he's not a Veggie and has no problem eating meat.


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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 1:08:48 PM   
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Wait - are you saying we don't factory-farm penises??


Yeah right! Like you never heard of Penal Colonies!!

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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 1:11:23 PM   
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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 1:12:07 PM   
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I just tell myself it's a big rutabaga.


or in some cases - a raddish

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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 1:13:27 PM   
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Status: offline 		It's simple. Vegetarians don't eat dead meat.

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