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uslayme -> Boogers and Blackheads (6/26/2011 1:58:37 AM)
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The only things known to man more seductive than pussy,[:D].
My homies. [sm=Groaner.gif]
Ever known anyone thats done everything? No matter what it is, knows about it already? How about a friend that, no matter how positive the "instance" will only express the downfalls,..
The know it all
I have a friend who is briliant. If it has an electric current or a hard drive he knows the answer. The dude is amazing. I've seen it over and over. But he, by far, has got to be the stupidest sombitch on the Planet. If you said to him,.."the sky is blue, he would say,.."of course it is, its always been green",..imagine how many hours of frustration I endured until finaly I no longer questioned his response.
Mr. Negative
,...with most friends,..well,....With me,..If something good happens to you, I wanna know about it and I want you to know, I think what has happened is great and I'm going to tell you such.
The only way I can share a good experience with my friend is if I word it so it sounds like the most horible thing has happened,..for instance.
If I got a new motor for my kart, I couldn't say "dude check out my motor, cool huh?"
Responses would run the gambit,..ex; "but you don't have a Carb", "bet the head is pitted", "that engine aint that fast", "you wasted your money","you'll never find parts for it",....
If I wanted to feel good about him feeling good about my purchase I would have to say
"Man I can't believe that guy would rip me off for all that money,...look at this piece of crap motor!" ~ Exact same motor in both cases,..but if I came that way,..my friend "you don't know that, this motor could be untouchable"
Keep your friends close and those special ones closer,..lol
see ya at the track
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