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My favorite line in the book undomestic goddess so far - 5/15/2006 11:47:41 PM

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by Sophie Kinsella, is when she’s at the spa Well she suddenly remembers an email she needs to send and she asks can I send an email, and the spa lady replies, you’re here to relax to take a moment for yourself, not to send emails, E-mail’s an obsession ! An addiction! As evil as alcohol and caffeine. Samantha says I am not obsessed I mean that’s ridiculous I check my email about once every 30 seconds; maybe the thing is a lot can change in 30 seconds.

n she snuck her blackberry n her mobil phone into the paper panties the spa gives you. Well she suddenly remembers an email she needs to send and she asks can I send an email, and she gets caught emailing then her phone starts buzzing and the spa ladies like what’s that buzzing

I stop with a squeak of surprise, my Mobil phone I shoved it in there along with the black berry and turned it to vibrate so it wouldn’t make a noise.

What’s that Maya is gaping at my twitching towel what on earth is that…. Quivering

I can’t admit it’s a phone not after the black berry. Errm I clear my throat it’s my special…. Er… love toy,

Your what? Maya looks taken back, the phone judders in my pants again, I have to answer it might be the office.

Umm you know. I am reaching a bit of an intimate moment, right now. I gave Maya a significant look. Maybe you could uh…. Leave the room?

Suspicion snaps into Maya’s eyes. Wait a moment! She peers again. Is That a phone under there? You smuggled in a mobile phone as well????