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Where is Bachmann's BIRTH CERTIFICATE??? - 6/27/2011 6:34:19 PM   
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http://www.mediaite.com/online/bachmann-if-i-ran-for-president-first-thing-i-would-do-is-offer-my-birth-certificate/

I do.

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-bachmann-20110628,0,2027098.story

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RE: Where is Bachmann's BIRTH CERTIFICATE??? - 6/27/2011 9:20:35 PM   
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RE: Where is Bachmann's BIRTH CERTIFICATE??? - 6/27/2011 10:11:06 PM   
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RE: Where is Bachmann's BIRTH CERTIFICATE??? - 6/27/2011 11:11:20 PM   
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RE: Where is Bachmann's BIRTH CERTIFICATE??? - 6/27/2011 11:14:57 PM   
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RE: Where is Bachmann's BIRTH CERTIFICATE??? - 6/27/2011 11:31:32 PM   
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Don't worry, she'll have someone fake one up three years into her administration


Tsk tsk, shouldnt she be setting the example?

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RE: Where is Bachmann's BIRTH CERTIFICATE??? - 6/28/2011 12:04:31 AM   
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Don't worry, she'll have someone fake one up three years into her administration


Tsk tsk, shouldnt she be setting the example?
She is. It's just not an example of rational behavior. I suspect she and hunk would get along smashingly.


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RE: Where is Bachmann's BIRTH CERTIFICATE??? - 6/28/2011 1:01:20 AM   
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Born that way? 


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RE: Where is Bachmann's BIRTH CERTIFICATE??? - 6/28/2011 1:04:37 AM   
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Born that way? 

If you meant 'cracked', probably yes.


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RE: Where is Bachmann's BIRTH CERTIFICATE??? - 6/28/2011 1:13:32 AM   
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RE: Where is Bachmann's BIRTH CERTIFICATE??? - 6/28/2011 5:33:01 AM   
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Bachmann was born in Waterloo in 1956, and her birth certificate is on file at the Black Hawk County Recorders Office.
The copy is tucked away in a faded green 6-inch-thick hard-cover tome on the second floor of the courthouse on page 104 along with birth certificates of three other people.

Anyone can look at the book and take notes, but copying birth certificates is only allowed for relatives, a recorders office staff member said.


Read More: http://wcfcourier.com/iowacaucus/profiles/michele_bachmann/article_b6b338a5-a51f-5bee-9c3f-7814f534191e.html#ixzz1QZbhhR6j

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RE: Where is Bachmann's BIRTH CERTIFICATE??? - 6/28/2011 6:10:01 AM   
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lol ok, enough joking.

Bachmann was born in Waterloo in 1956, and her birth certificate is on file at the Black Hawk County Recorders Office.
The copy is tucked away in a faded green 6-inch-thick hard-cover tome on the second floor of the courthouse on page 104 along with birth certificates of three other people.

Anyone can look at the book and take notes, but copying birth certificates is only allowed for relatives, a recorders office staff member said.


Read More: http://wcfcourier.com/iowacaucus/profiles/michele_bachmann/article_b6b338a5-a51f-5bee-9c3f-7814f534191e.html#ixzz1QZbhhR6j


What, no posting of the long form certificate?

Fake!


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RE: Where is Bachmann's BIRTH CERTIFICATE??? - 6/28/2011 6:38:36 AM   
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Unlike most here, I tend to believe officials who make such claims.

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RE: Where is Bachmann's BIRTH CERTIFICATE??? - 6/28/2011 6:46:11 AM   
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It is strange that (subrob aside) none of the board's Birther contingent has said a word on this thread, though...

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RE: Where is Bachmann's BIRTH CERTIFICATE??? - 6/28/2011 6:56:17 AM   
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RE: Where is Bachmann's BIRTH CERTIFICATE??? - 6/28/2011 7:22:00 AM   
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Don't worry, she'll have someone fake one up three years into her administration


Tsk tsk, shouldnt she be setting the example?


You would think that would be the President, no?


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RE: Where is Bachmann's BIRTH CERTIFICATE??? - 6/28/2011 7:23:45 AM   
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RE: Where is Bachmann's BIRTH CERTIFICATE??? - 6/28/2011 7:25:00 AM   
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Most people do.
It is strange that (subrob aside) none of the board's Birther contingent has said a word on this thread, though...


Funny, other than the odd joke, I don't remember ever denying Obama being eligible for the office he holds.

Just more proof that liberals don't understand humor, because their beliefs are the punchline.


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RE: Where is Bachmann's BIRTH CERTIFICATE??? - 6/28/2011 7:26:00 AM   
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Status: offline 		She has spent a lot of time bitching about the Kenyan's "failure" to do so, has she not? And stating that she will publish her own certificate before the nominations. Time for her to put up or shut up and retract her statements...
(Maybe she's worried that Republicans won't vote for her if she doesn't appear a hypocritical bucket of shit?)

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RE: Where is Bachmann's BIRTH CERTIFICATE??? - 6/28/2011 7:27:31 AM   
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Don't worry, she'll have someone fake one up three years into her administration


Tsk tsk, shouldnt she be setting the example?


You would think that would be the President, no?



He did. And just like with Bachmann, you dont see me questioning it, do you.

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