Memo From the Dom/Dommes/Masters/Mistresses Council

Memo From the Dom/Dommes/Masters/Mistresses Council

It has been brought to the COLLARME Grand Poobaah Dom/Dommes/Masters/Mistresses Council management's attention that some individuals through out the community have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation and/or postings contained in forum threads with their Doms/Dommes/Masters/Mistresses and sub sisters/brothers/etc.

Due to complaints received from some Doms/Dommes/Masters/Mistresses and/or sub sisters/brothers/etc who may be easily offended and/or arroused, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do however realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express feelings when communicating with other lifestylers, therefore, a list of preferred new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information taunts and jeers can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending the more sensitive Doms/Dommes/Masters/Mistresses and sub sisters/brothers/etc.

Perhaps I can work on this later. -VS.- When the fuck do you expect me to do this?

I'm certain that is not feasible. -VS.- No fucking way, Dick Head/Twatress!

Really? -VS.- You've got to be shitting me.

Perhaps you should check with ... -VS.- Tell someone who gives a rat's ass.

Of course I'm concerned. -VS.- Ask me if I give a shit.

I wasn't involved in that thread. -VS.- Its not my fucking problem bozo/bimbo.

That's interesting behavior. -VS.- What the fuck?!?!

I'm not sure I can get this this toy to fit. -VS.- Fuck it, it won't work

I'll try to find room in the toy bag. -VS.- Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?

Are you sure this is a problem? -VS.- Who the fuck cares?

Her Dom/His Domme/His Dom/Her Domme is not familiar with the problem -VS.-

He's/She's got his/her head up his/her ass.

Excuse me, do you sure you really want me to do/try that? -VS.- Eat shit and die motherfucker/goofy ass bitch.

It seems you weren't happy with my posted reply? -VS.- Kiss my ass

I'm a bit overloaded at this moment. -VS.- Fuck it, get your other subbie to go get it for you.

I don't think you understand, I'd rather not try one this large. -VS.- Try shoving it up your ass, you big dumb jerk/stupid wench!

I love a challenge. -VS.- This job sucks.

You want me to take care of that, Mistress/Master? -VS.- Who the hell died and made you lead Subbie?

I see -VS.- Blow me/Eat me Sir/Ma'am.

I think your brother Dom/Sister Domme is somewhat insensitive -VS.- He's/She's a fucking prick/fucking bitch.

Mistress/Master is an aggressive go getter -VS.- She's/He's a ball busting bitch/prick.

I think you and I both could use more training, Sir/Ma'am. -VS.- Geese, You dumb ass prick/goofy ass stupid bitch, you don't have a fucking clue do you?