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Why am I an ice cream cone?? - 6/30/2011 3:29:34 PM   
delight4dom


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Status: offline 		Hey what's up? Me. What the hey?? I introduce myself and I'm automatically packaged into a vanilla ice cream cone. What did I do wrong to put me in the corner?? LOL 
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RE: Why am I an ice cream cone?? - 6/30/2011 3:35:03 PM   
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See... that'll teach ya... now you're doomed to a life of vanilla sex -- in short, yer phucked!!!
 


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RE: Why am I an ice cream cone?? - 6/30/2011 3:44:57 PM   
delight4dom


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Status: offline 		Oh yeah? And I didn't have any fun!! Maybe I should go home to Fetlife and take all my toys with me. Sniff, nobody called me vanilla there. 

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RE: Why am I an ice cream cone?? - 6/30/2011 3:45:58 PM   
LillyBoPeep


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Status: offline 		the vanilla cone goes away if you keep posting. i don't know why people are so put off by an innocuous little ice cream cone. =p
if we got to pick, i'd certainly pick something more interesting than 4 paddles.


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RE: Why am I an ice cream cone?? - 6/30/2011 3:53:03 PM   
MasterSlaveLA


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ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

if we got to pick, i'd certainly pick something more interesting than 4 paddles.



5 paddles, then?!!



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RE: Why am I an ice cream cone?? - 6/30/2011 5:04:33 PM   
DarkSteven


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ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

the vanilla cone goes away if you keep posting.


I normally concur with Lilly's posts, but here she is wrong.  The only way to lose the cone is to come to Colorado and become my love slave.


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RE: Why am I an ice cream cone?? - 6/30/2011 5:19:02 PM   
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RE: Why am I an ice cream cone?? - 6/30/2011 5:32:57 PM   
lovemasternik


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I want to share with you

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RE: Why am I an ice cream cone?? - 6/30/2011 6:29:45 PM   
DesFIP


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Status: offline 		I just think they ought to give us sundaes, not just a one scoop cone.

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RE: Why am I an ice cream cone?? - 6/30/2011 6:56:53 PM   
Back2theFuture


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Status: offline 		I agree, or maybe a ice cream sandwich.I actually miss my little ice cream cone.


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RE: Why am I an ice cream cone?? - 6/30/2011 7:00:17 PM   
YSG


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ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

the vanilla cone goes away if you keep posting. i don't know why people are so put off by an innocuous little ice cream cone. =p
if we got to pick, i'd certainly pick something more interesting than 4 paddles.


Ahhh, but what if they were being used on you simultaniously?

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RE: Why am I an ice cream cone?? - 6/30/2011 7:38:16 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hahaha! I'm glad someone else felt that way. I was a bit insulted by my vanilla cone.

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RE: Why am I an ice cream cone?? - 7/1/2011 7:06:15 AM   
DesFIP


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Status: offline 		Imagine being tied up and then having the ice cream drawn all over you. First the cold, then the licks, then perhaps the heat of a spoonful of hot fudge. 

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RE: Why am I an ice cream cone?? - 7/1/2011 7:08:26 AM   
sunshinemiss


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Status: offline 		<<<< would rather be a cone than condemned...


< Message edited by sunshinemiss -- 7/1/2011 7:09:10 AM >

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RE: Why am I an ice cream cone?? - 7/1/2011 11:18:54 AM   
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Status: offline 		hmmm........cones are made to be licked and eaten

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RE: Why am I an ice cream cone?? - 7/1/2011 11:31:26 AM   
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Status: offline 		I hated that damned cone!! Slowly it went away.....ever so slowly. At least in the process I was never slapped by a Mod....that is being put in a corner!
Don't take your toys...stay and play...soon, the posters here will engage you enough to melt your 'nilla cone.

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RE: Why am I an ice cream cone?? - 7/1/2011 11:32:15 AM   
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RE: Why am I an ice cream cone?? - 7/1/2011 11:45:58 AM   
windchymes


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ORIGINAL: ladynlord

I hated that damned cone!! Slowly it went away.....ever so slowly. At least in the process I was never slapped by a Mod....that is being put in a corner!
Don't take your toys...stay and play...soon, the posters here will engage you enough to melt your 'nilla cone.


LOL....it's only 25 posts. Some people do that in 10 minutes

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RE: Why am I an ice cream cone?? - 7/1/2011 12:41:54 PM   
Marini


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

and I fought like hell to get mine back.


So did I!
I love my cone, it looks good enough to lick.


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RE: Why am I an ice cream cone?? - 7/1/2011 2:24:05 PM   
ResidentSadist


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Status: offline 		Because an ice cream cone is just like your avatar pic . . . it makes, me want to lick it. 

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